South Park

The Jewelry Polka

Season 16 E 2 • 03/21/2012

The boys witness the entire cyclical supply chain that is the Cash for Gold empire.

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01:39

A Six Layer Burrito?!?
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Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.
03/21/2012
01:39

Faux is a French Word
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The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.
03/21/2012
01:00

The Formula to Make Gold
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Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.
03/21/2012
02:06

Dropping The Z From EZ PAY
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Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.
03/21/2012
00:34

Walking Cash
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With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.
03/21/2012
02:30

Here's a Good'un
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During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.
03/21/2012
01:22

Eric's Jewelry Calvacade
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Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.
03/21/2012
01:35

Whoever Smelt it Dealt it
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The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.
03/21/2012
01:12

You so CLEVER!
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Cartman visits an Asian gem store and realizes he's not getting a good deal.
03/21/2012
01:09

Somebody Needs to Pay
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Cartman visits a jewelry factory, only to discover the rest of the boys are already there.
03/21/2012
01:59

The Jewelry Polka
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The boys witness the entire cyclical supply chain that is the Cash for Gold empire.
03/21/2012
00:50

Old Patches
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Stan shares a moment with Grandpa Marsh and gives him a present.
03/21/2012
01:36

What Are You Waiting For?
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The old people continue to call in to the jewelry show and finally convince Dean to commit suicide.
03/21/2012
01:18

So 2,000 Late
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After making headlines, the boys learn that their meme of choice is no longer in style.
03/28/2012
02:04

Not On My Watch
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The boys drop in on the Republican Debate and pull off a large scale "Hilling".
03/28/2012
02:50

The Dangers of Memeing
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The class watches an educational film on the deadly consequences of memeing.
03/28/2012
01:05

This Has To Be Stopped
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The boys refuse to let "Swifting" replace their favorite meme.
03/28/2012
01:19

Playing Roulette With Your Life
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Professor Lamont steps up his lessons about the dangers of memeing.
03/28/2012
01:34

Cat Breading
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After seeing evidence of a shocking new meme, Professor Lamont learns that cats are evolving.
03/28/2012
01:11

Bad Kitty!!
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Cartman confronts Mr. Kitty about posting "Breading" pictures online, while Kenny has second thoughts about "Hilling".
03/28/2012
01:01

Oh Long Johnsoning
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Two teens are killed doing a new internet meme, which was started by a cat.
03/28/2012