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Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
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Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
124948
02:19
Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
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Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Since Cartman can't remember the words to O'Holy Night, Mr. Garrison lets Kyle help him to get it right.
This clip was actually used as a Season 1 promo for South Park (1997), aired during the holidays on Comedy Central.
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Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Ned and Jumbo entertain with a Christmas classic.
This clip was actually used as a Season 1 promo for South Park (1997), aired during the holidays on Comedy Central.
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Season 8
Woodland Critter Christmas
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
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02:29
Season 6
Red Sleigh Down
While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
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Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
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03:03
Season 7
It's Christmas in Canada
With Saddam caught and Christmas saved, the boys sit through and in a parade. Stan is sad that he didn't have a Christmas Adventure.
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00:32
Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
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Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it.
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Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
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Season 3
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
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02:08
Season 6
Red Sleigh Down
Mr. Hankey arrives to take the boys to Santa Claus in the North Pole. Cartman sings with Mr. Hankey.
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02:10
Season 8
Woodland Critter Christmas
The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
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Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Charlie wants people to understand that he is the epitome of fear and terror, who also happens to be a sucker for Christmas specials.
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