Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Mr. Hankey Garrison Song Christmas class cultural Merry Fucking Christmas racist international India Middle East Japan cake Mr. Hat

This page requires Adobe Flash 9 or better.

thumbnail

Merry F&*#ing Christmas

Season 3

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."

121586 02:19 watch this full episode episode guide
  1. thumbnail

    Merry F&*#ing Christmas

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
    121586 02:19
  2. thumbnail

    Santa and Jesus

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
    16621 03:37
  3. thumbnail

    Cartman Sings O Holy Night

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
    Since Cartman can't remember the words to O'Holy Night, Mr. Garrison lets Kyle help him to get it right. This clip was actually used as a Season 1 promo for South Park (1997), aired during the holidays on Comedy Central.
    98783 2:00
  4. thumbnail

    Ned Sings Little Town of Bethlehem

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
    Ned and Jumbo entertain with a Christmas classic. This clip was actually used as a Season 1 promo for South Park (1997), aired during the holidays on Comedy Central.
    4365 0:57
  5. thumbnail

    Stan Meets the Critters

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
    6178 02:29
  6. thumbnail

    Precious Christmastime Moment

    Season 6
    Red Sleigh Down
    While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
    2960 01:44
  7. thumbnail

    Spirit of Commercialism

    Season 4
    A Very Crappy Christmas
    Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
    5639 03:03
  8. thumbnail

    No Christmas Adventure This Year

    Season 7
    It's Christmas in Canada
    With Saddam caught and Christmas saved, the boys sit through and in a parade. Stan is sad that he didn't have a Christmas Adventure.
    3553 00:32
  9. thumbnail

    Dress Rehearsal

    Season 1
    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
    Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
    92366 02:18
  10. thumbnail

    Manson Sings

    Season 2
    Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
    Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it.
    34530 02:28
  11. thumbnail

    A Present From Deep Inside of You

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
    10707 02:06
  12. thumbnail

    Christmas Tree & Pie

    Season 3
    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
    13610 02:08
  13. thumbnail

    Happiest Christmas The Middle East Has Ever Seen

    Season 6
    Red Sleigh Down
    Mr. Hankey arrives to take the boys to Santa Claus in the North Pole. Cartman sings with Mr. Hankey.
    43105 02:10
  14. thumbnail

    The Antichrist is Born

    Season 8
    Woodland Critter Christmas
    The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
    48891 02:43
  15. thumbnail

    The Grinchy Poo

    Season 2
    Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
    Charlie wants people to understand that he is the epitome of fear and terror, who also happens to be a sucker for Christmas specials.
    1891 00:27
Watch Full Episodes