I Was Not The Bullet

Cartman shares his heartfelt poem with Token.

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  2. ceadad77 One of those times Look, guys, I know that South Park has made its name on pushing the limit and "going too far". Hell, that's one of the things I liked about the show when I first saw it way back when Cartman saying GD on TV was shocking, and I had to watch the feature film three times because I kept missing parts due to laughing so much. No matter what, though, sometimes some jokes shouldn't be made. The poem itself was fine, but Cartman's "Oh lordy someone done killed our childrens (sic)" was one of those jokes I think. The concept and writing are immaculate, and the point made at the end it nothing less than the ugly truth. All I'm saying is maybe that one joke was unnecessary. Keep up the good work, fellas... DONKEY BALLS! (I actually have TS and think that episode is pure gold). Reply
  3. amyadams I almost peed my pants I thought this poem was the funniest thing i have seen in a while. "Oh lordy you done killed our children" hahahahahahaha Reply
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