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With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Original Air Date: 03.07.07
Randy Marsh tries to find forgiveness after mistakenly using a racial slur on "Wheel of Fortune". Meanwhile, Cartman fights a midget.
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Cartman Sucks
Original Air Date: 03.14.07
Cartman invites Butters over for the night and plans to do disgusting things to him in his sleep. However, when he photographs Butters' penis in his mouth, there are drastic consequences for both boys.
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Lice Capades
Original Air Date: 03.21.07
When Mrs. Garrison refuses to name names about an infestation of head lice that plagues South Park Elementary, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice.
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The Snuke
Original Air Date: 03.28.07
When a new Muslim student joins the class, Cartman immediately suspects him of being a terrorist.
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Fantastic Easter Special
Original Air Date: 04.04.07
Stan starts asking his Dad some tough questions about the origins of Easter. The answers lead to an ancient and mysterious secret society created in the Middle Ages to protect the secret of the Easter Bunny.
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Night of the Living Homeless
Original Air Date: 04.18.07
Ignoring the homeless in South Park becomes impossible when their numbers become overwhelming and their lust for spare change becomes insatiable.
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Le Petit Tourette
Original Air Date: 10.03.07
Faking Tourette's Syndrome and saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, Cartman lines up an appearance with Chris Hansen on "Dateline NBC."
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More Crap
Original Air Date: 10.10.07
Stan's dad Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
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Special Feature AvailableImaginationland Episode I
Original Air Date: 10.17.07
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
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Special Feature AvailableImaginationland Episode II
Original Air Date: 10.24.07
After the wall in Imaginationland is blown up by terrorists, the evil side crosses over. Cartman tracks down Kyle and Stan at the Pentagon and demands Kyle makes good on their agreement. Meanwhile, U.S. troops cross over into Imaginationland while evil characters cross over into reality.
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Special Feature AvailableImaginationland Episode III
Original Air Date: 10.31.07
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet.
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Guitar Queer-O
Original Air Date: 11.07.07
When Stan and Kyle get hooked on Guitar Hero, Stan's superior skills put their friendship in danger.
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The List
Original Air Date: 11.14.07
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The boys steal the list, but are unprepared to deal with the results.
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D-Yikes!
Original Air Date: 04.11.07
When the bar Mrs. Garrison hangs out in is about to be taken over by Persian club owners, she fights to save the one place that lets her be the woman she is.
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nall *1106: D-Yikes!* SOUTH PARK

TITLE: "D-YIKES!"
Episode #1106/Air date: APRIL 11, 2007
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. reply -
Deathclaw sage hmm reply

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swellman7 Not very much info. But I usually like Mrs. Garrison, so it should be good.

And what's up with "D-yikes"? Dikes, perhaps? reply -
iceiwynd Initial summary doesn't sound bad at all. Hopefully we'll get a bunch of good scenes in here with the boys, kinda like in Lice Capades (only more entertaining, I'm hoping >_>). And I usually enjoy watching Garrison being a bitch to the kids for stupid reasons.

Waiting for more information though, but I'm intriguied already. :B (Dykes?) reply -
Rooster_Costume I love when Mrs. Garrison freaks out on the kids. Hopefully it will be a lot better than the last episode, which I thought wasn't that good. Good season thus far excluding that episode. 'Twas another --05 episode that wasn't that good. reply

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Ahopper A photo would be nice. Usually there's a photo to go with the description. Not much info. Really, really vague, actually. Still, I remain optimistic. This is the second to last ep we're getting till October, so let's hope it's a good one. reply

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Cartman Rox965 Maybe Garrison will get a period? Lol. reply

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Clyde Donovan I hope there isn't a sex scenes this time. I love how the Stuck that Sex scenes in the intro. the monkey hole one.Anyway I'm sure there is a B story here as well. reply

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jjmac12345 She gets dumped again? By who I wonder, I'll guess its a women going by the title, which doesn't make much since but who knows. I'm sure we'll get more info tomorrow. reply

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darkheartdan1990 It can't and won't be a woman, i thought D-Yikes was refering to D minus or something... reply

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aristottlesdeathwish The return of mr. slave perhaps? reply

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MonkeyFishFrog Dikes + Yikes!= D-Yikes! reply

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Cool_Shan I cant wait till this ep... oh crap will be round my sisters on Wednesday and Thursday. Oh well i'll record it and watch it friday lol!

It looks pretty cool i also love it when mrs.garrisson takes her anger out on the kids. I'm sure they'll be some smart ass remarks from cartman, well i'm hoping. reply -
Sonnyvice Cool! Garrison episodes are nearly always awesome and (Mr.) Garrison is one the best character in the entire show. After Garrison turned into woman she hasn't been so funny, but still good character. reply

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nall Press Image now up! reply

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Cool_Shan Oh my god, i'm soo confused. Why the hell is she dating a woman when she was gay when she was a man? I don't get it? UNLESS... the woman was a manly woman. reply

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swellman7 I have a feeling that Garrison's gonna get dumped by a man, then turn to women. The picture does suggest it will be about lesbians. That would be kinda fucked up though. First he's a man who likes men, then he's a woman who likes women.

Well, whatever happens, I'm sure it'll be good. reply -
darkheartdan1990 I think i got it, she'll get dumped by a man, then develop feelings for a masculine woman but freak out that it would make her a lesbian. reply

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nall MS. GARRISON IS LOOKING FOR LOVE

ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRALĀ®
NEW YORK, April 9, 2007 -- When Ms. Garrison is the victim of yet another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth graders in an all-new "South Park" entitled, "D-Yikes," premiering on Wednesday, April 11 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Every time Ms. Garrison gets dumped, life becomes unbearable in the classroom. When the boys can no longer handle their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they discover people-for-hire who can help out in any situation.
Launched in 1997, "South Park," now in its 11th season, remains the highest-rated series on COMEDY CENTRAL. "South Park" repeats Wednesdays at 12:00 a.m., Thursdays at 10:00 p.m. and 12:30 a.m., Fridays at 12:00 a.m. and Sundays at 11:00 p.m. (all times ET/PT).
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are co-creators and executive producers of the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning "South Park" with Anne Garefino as executive producer. "South Park's" Web site is http://www.southparkstudios.com .
COMEDY CENTRAL, the only all-comedy network, currently is seen in more than 91 million homes nationwide. COMEDY CENTRAL is owned by, and is a registered trademark of, Comedy Partners, a wholly-owned division of VIACOM Inc.'s (NYSE: VIA and VIA.B) MTV Networks. COMEDY CENTRAL's Internet address is http://www.comedycentral.com . For up-to-the-minute and archival press information and photographs visit COMEDY CENTRAL's press web site at http://www.comedycentral.com/press . reply -
crazyQH People for hire? Like..prostitutes? Interesting.. reply

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DevilAngel16 ^XD I was wondering about these 'people-for-hire' guys too. Who are they, and what are they gonna do? reply

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BRMBug Ha! I just noticed the "Curves" sign on the back wall in the picture. reply

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the d-yike episode seems interesting I'm anxious to see it!
hmmm I wonder what it will be about I hope its funny. reply -
MCkormick2 I hope it is funny, as well. Of course, if they decide to criticize Mrs. Garrison's ever-changing sexuality, I am going to love it. It always amazes me how some people undersant sexual freedom as forcing others or themselves to be attracted to something/someone they're not. reply

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iceiwynd Well, if this is going to have a lot to do with the boys, I'm sure all be happy. :D And it sounds like it, so that's pretty awesome.

And yeah, that other woman in the picture definitely looks like a dyke. So... Ah, hell, if this means more development for Garrison, I'm all for it. :B Can't wait to see where they go with this. reply -
plk12345 hey, this name is totally offensive!

GAY PRIDE! reply -
M00ndragon69 hey, this name is totally offensive!

GAY PRIDE!
Oh really? Because I like girls and I don't find the title offensive..Infact I find it funny. LOL.. reply -
triplemultiplex Well, our first Garrison story of the season. And now they're going to make her a lesbian?

So that means we've had Garrison as:
a gay man in the closet
and openly gay man
a heterosexual woman(ish)
and a lesbian (or a straight man with a mutalated penis) reply -
darkheartdan1990 Matt and Trey have messed up some characters before, but i highly doubt and hope they wont mess up something as important as Garrisons sexuality. reply

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plk12345

Oh really? Because I like girls and I don't find the title offensive..Infact I find it funny. LOL..
you dont remember me? shame reply