Seasons

Random Episode
  1. 1
    1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

      Watch This Episode

      Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
      Original Air Date: 08.13.97

      While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

    2. Weight Gain 4000

      Watch This Episode

      Weight Gain 4000
      Original Air Date: 08.20.97

      When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present the award.

    3. Volcano

      Watch This Episode

      Volcano
      Original Air Date: 08.27.97

      A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano.

    4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

      Now Playing

      Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
      Original Air Date: 09.03.97

      When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

    5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

      Watch This Episode

      An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
      Original Air Date: 09.10.97

      Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn turn to the Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.

    6. Death

      Watch This Episode

      Death
      Original Air Date: 09.17.97

      Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, "Terrance and Phillip."

    7. Pinkeye

      Watch This Episode

      Pinkeye
      Original Air Date: 10.29.97

      A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys night of Trick-or-Treating.

    8. Starvin' Marvin

      Watch This Episode

      Starvin' Marvin
      Original Air Date: 11.19.97

      Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.

    9. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

      Watch This Episode

      Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
      Original Air Date: 12.17.97

      While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.

    10. Damien

      Watch This Episode

      Damien
      Original Air Date: 02.04.98

      After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.

    11. Tom's Rhinoplasty

      Watch This Episode

      Tom's Rhinoplasty
      Original Air Date: 02.11.98

      While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

    12. Mecha-Streisand

      Watch This Episode

      Mecha-Streisand
      Original Air Date: 02.18.98

      The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.

    13. Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

      Watch This Episode

      Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
      Original Air Date: 02.25.98

      Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.

    Now Playing

    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Original Air Date: 09.03.97

    When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 8
  9. 9
  10. 10
  11. 11
  12. 12
  13. 13
  14. special

Discuss This Episode: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

  1. comment
  2. nall *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is. reply
  3. Super_Yeti Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Is it just me, or is the credits song just the theme from Orgazmo? "Now you're a man / a man man man"

    Also, I think Sparky (the gay dog) is exclusive to this episode... not sure though.     reply
  4. hillbillysushi Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride I'd like to find just the audio clip of "Loving You" and the closing credit music...
    I think that Sparky was just in this episode.     reply
  5. termsofuse Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Didn’t Stan jerk the Sparkster’s fireman in Proper Condom Use? reply
  6. BRMBug Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Yep. They also shaved fur off of him to glue on Butters in Good Times With Weapons. reply
  7. Hayley B Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride This was my first episode I watched of South Park back then.

    I rewatched not to long ago. I just wanted to randomly say. Clyde has changed so much since then.

    I forgot he was the little boy that said "Omg! What is he doing to my dog?!" and then "Make him stop!"     reply
  8. Pip Tweek Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Episodes like this REALLY make me miss Ned and Jimbo.

    I never knew this to be true or not, but I'd assumed Trey Parker played the piano in that rendition of "Loving You," I saw a short clip of him playing once and he had the same Elton John-inspired technique.

    Th subplot to blow up the mascot really made that episode for me.     reply
  9. kappaklus Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride I know this episode used to be different in some parts. The singer whose voice hit the high note to detonate the explosives at halftime used to be Frank Stallone, Sylvester Stallone's brother. Since this is the first season and I haven't watched it in a while I wonder why they made a switch. I can almost tell that at certain times Jimbo's voice was dubbed over to say Richard Stamos John Stamos' brother instead of Frank Stallone. I think the singer was re-animated as well because he used to have black hair. Now I know this is from a long time ago but one great big piece of evidence to its veracity is this: John Stamos doesn't have a brother, and Sylvester Stallone does have one named Frank who was being satirized for having a lame music career.

    Trey and Matt I have to ask why the change, especially when you don't seem to bow to outside pressure? Was there a lawsuit, or did you drop it because Stallone asked you to? I would guess the latter because Stallone seems like a cool guy, possibly a friend being more conservative in hollywood.

    Just wondering...love the site     reply
  10. horcrux777 Re: *104* Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride I love SP because they are Gay friendly, and like Cheff once said "children their is a big difference between Gay people and Mr. Garrison" I have a small crush on Mr. Slave!!
    http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h259/Sweet_Little_Jay/South%20Park/gay.jpg     reply