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    1. Not Without My Anus

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      Not Without My Anus
      Original Air Date: 04.01.98

      Terrance and Phillip must save Terrance's Little Daughter, Sally and all of Canada from an evil dictator.

    2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

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      Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
      Original Air Date: 04.22.98

      The boys wait for Dr. Mephesto to regain consciousness and reveal the identity of Cartman's father.

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    4. Ike's Wee Wee

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      Ike's Wee Wee
      Original Air Date: 05.27.98

      Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris.

    5. Conjoined Fetus Lady

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      Conjoined Fetus Lady
      Original Air Date: 06.03.98

      With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships.

    6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

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      The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
      Original Air Date: 06.10.98

      Jimbo and Ned's efforts to drive up the ratings for their new hunting show on the cable access channel threatens to edge out an old favorite, "Jesus and Pals."

    7. City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

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      City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)
      Original Air Date: 06.17.98

      A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff.

    8. Summer Sucks

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      Summer Sucks
      Original Air Date: 06.24.98

      The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed.

    9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

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      Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
      Original Air Date: 08.19.98

      South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of pretentious, tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet mountain town.

    10. Chickenpox

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      Chickenpox
      Original Air Date: 08.26.98

      The kids' parents only have their best interests at heart when they arrange for Stan, Kyle and Cartman to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.

    11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

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      Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
      Original Air Date: 09.02.98

      Is the new planetarium a harmless place to learn about the solar system, or the scene of a diabolical plot to control the minds of South Park's citizens?

    12. Clubhouses

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      Clubhouses
      Original Air Date: 09.23.98

      Stan and kyle are psyched to have Wendy and Bebe visit their clubhouse for a game of Truth or Dare, but first they have to build one.

    13. Cow Days

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      Cow Days
      Original Air Date: 09.30.98

      South Park's 14th Annual "Cow Days" rodeo and carnival is here and the boys are determined to win Terrance and Phillip dolls.

    14. Chef Aid

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      Chef Aid
      Original Air Date: 10.07.98

      After a huge loss in court, Chef is left penniless, but he has some very famous and talented friends in the music business who want to help their old mentor.

    15. Spookyfish

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      Spookyfish
      Original Air Date: 10.28.98

      When Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes a monthly visit, she brings a mysterious pet fish for Stan.

    16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

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      Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
      Original Air Date: 12.09.98

      Dinner with Cartman's family takes a bizarre twist when Uncle Howard shows up after breaking out of prison with the help of his cellmate, Charlie Manson.

    17. Gnomes

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      Gnomes
      Original Air Date: 12.16.98

      Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are assigned to write a report with Tweek, the very nervous and highly caffeinated boy who insists gnomes are stealing his underpants.

    18. Prehistoric Ice Man

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      Prehistoric Ice Man
      Original Air Date: 01.20.99

      Kyle and Stan's friendship is strained after they discover a man frozen in an ice cave and have differing opinions about what is best for their "discovery."

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    Clubhouses
    Original Air Date: 09.23.98

    Stan and kyle are psyched to have Wendy and Bebe visit their clubhouse for a game of Truth or Dare, but first they have to build one.

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  2. nall *212* Clubhouses Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.

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  3. GotACoolName Re: *212* Clubhouses I thought this episode was pretty stale overall--the character actions seemed really unrealistic, with Roy doing that really unconvincing "YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS *run off and cry*" act, Sharon's "do me" at the end, etc.

    But the Fat Abbot cartoons were absolutely hilarious. They had me laughing every second they were on.
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  4. jewish pride Re: *212* Clubhouses I thought this episode was pretty stale overall--the character actions seemed really unrealistic, with Roy doing that really unconvincing "YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS *run off and cry*" act, Sharon's "do me" at the end, etc.
    dude i think that was pretty much the point, that they did all the typical things that happen when parents get divorced and then get back but in like one or two days lol

    i loved roy going to stan all like "when are you gonna let me in huh?" and they had like just met lmao!

    and the bebe/kyle thing was hilarious too, kyle running off after they kiss screaming "AAAH, SICK DUDE" was so funny!
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  5. GotACoolName Re: *212* Clubhouses That's not what I meant. :/

    I mean like, Bebe telling Kyle to shake that ass, I'M NOT YOUR DAD (freak out and cry out of nowhere), really strange soap operaish sound effects like when Randy says the C word, and so on felt like really dated humor. That's true of most early-season episodes.

    I was basically just pointing out how fricking awesome Fat Abbot was and throwing in the comment about the staleness of the rest of the episode to make my post less empty.
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  6. 203177 Re: *212* Clubhouses The fat abbot parody was hilarious. And Bebe kissed Kyle in the tree house was so funny. reply
  7. sgpx Re: *212* Clubhouses yeah the fat abbot was hella funny 9/10 great ep reply