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    1. South Park: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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      South Park: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
      Original Air Date: 03.09.05

      Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted... a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the townspeople get in touch with their inner feelings, too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.

    2. South Park: Die Hippie, Die

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      South Park: Die Hippie, Die
      Original Air Date: 03.16.05

      Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

    3. South Park: Wing

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      South Park: Wing
      Original Air Date: 03.23.05

      As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of a client's earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client, Wing, with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

    4. South Park: Best Friends Forever

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      South Park: Best Friends Forever
      Original Air Date: 03.30.05

      Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

    5. South Park: The Losing Edge

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      South Park: The Losing Edge
      Original Air Date: 04.06.05

      A winning season and overzealous parents threaten to ruin the entire summer when the boys of South Park head to the Little League State Championships. The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season, and just one loss would set them free. Unfortunately, the opposing team is much better at losing than they are.

    6. South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman

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      South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman
      Original Air Date: 04.13.05

      Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there is no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

    7. South Park: Erection Day

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      South Park: Erection Day
      Original Air Date: 04.20.05

      The South Park Elementary Talent Show is coming up, and Jimmy is excited to perform his comedy routine. But when he finds that some parts of his body tend to get more excited than others, he realizes he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones before he goes on stage.

    8. South Park: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

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      South Park: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
      Original Air Date: 10.19.05

      A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: Who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.

    9. South Park: Marjorine

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      South Park: Marjorine
      Original Air Date: 10.26.05

      The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind closed doors and discover the truth about the girls' fortune-telling device. The boys take some drastic measures to infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

    10. South Park: Follow That Egg

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      South Park: Follow That Egg
      Original Air Date: 11.02.05

      Mrs. Garrison realizes that he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

    11. South Park: Ginger Kids

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      South Park: Ginger Kids
      Original Air Date: 11.09.05

      Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ridiculed for his red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all the ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination and rise up and become the master race they are intended to be.

    12. South Park: Trapped in the Closet

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      South Park: Trapped in the Closet
      Original Air Date: 11.16.05

      When Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientologists converge on his front lawn and ask him to lead them. When Stan criticizes the acting skills of a prominent Hollywood actor, the actor locks himself in Stan's closet and refuses to come out.

    13. South Park: Free Willzyx

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      South Park: Free Willzyx
      Original Air Date: 11.30.05

      The boys try to help a talking whale get to space in a giant rocket ship. After stealing the whale and being turned down by the Russian and Chinese space programs, they head to Tijuana, where they find that MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) will take their whale to the moon for $200.

    14. South Park: Bloody Mary

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      South Park: Bloody Mary
      Original Air Date: 12.07.05

      Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."

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    South Park: Bloody Mary
    Original Air Date: 12.07.05

    Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."

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  2. nall *914* Bloody Mary Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease." Reply
  3. Parjuk Re: *914* Bloody Mary There is an alien in one of the shots, when Randy is in the car, while it is parked in their drive way. <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) --> Thought that was neat-o Reply
  4. ambageo Re: *914* Bloody Mary Yeah,that was cool.I thought that this alien would have something to do with the bleeding statue,but... Reply
  5. Tom_SF Re: *914* Bloody Mary I could have done without the &quot;bleeding out her ass&quot; bit... otherwise, it was good except maybe for the continual preaching. Reply
  6. salelann Re: *914* Bloody Mary One of my personal favorites. Lets just say I have some experience with AA, and I absolutely LOVED the line about &quot;Cults&quot;. I'm sure AA has helped millions, but some of those people get way too deep into it. Did you guys do some sort of research for this or did you just draw this conclusion up on your own?

    Cherry popper post. Thanks for all the South Park's Trey, Matt, and everyone else involved with it. Grats on season 12 and looking forward to many more seasons to follow.

    Salelann     Reply
  7. Marzipan92 Re: sacred chick on her period Maybe i'm taking this too far, but thought a menstruating statue of the virgin Mary was really interesting. a bleeding statue would clearly be a miracle, but the church doesn't want to recognise it, because it would mean taking away one of the things their institution uses to castigate women (that having your period makes you unclean/profane). the episode takes mensturation out of the realm of the profane, and suggests it could be something sacred........ ?

    M     Reply
  8. Reverse Re: *914* Bloody Mary &quot;What seems to be the officer problem?&quot; -Randy

    <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->     Reply
  9. kyleen11 Re: *914* Bloody Mary ^ LOL...


    I didn't see no alien there. I wasn't too observant, tsk tsk! I should watch that episode again and look for it.     Reply
  10. jewish pride Re: *914* Bloody Mary &quot;What seems to be the officer problem?&quot; -Randy

    <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
    LOOOOOOOOL
    randy kicks so much ass <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->     Reply
  11. KingKenny Re: *914* Bloody Mary Was the alien supposed to be some subliminal message or something?

    Stan's line about the cult was cool though.

    <!-- s:zombiekenny: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/mmh_l8gzombiekenny.gif" alt=":zombiekenny:" title="Zombie Kenny" /><!-- s:zombiekenny: -->     Reply
  12. pieterjanvandam alien why is there an alien drawn in the car window @ 13:30 Reply
  13. pieterjanvandam we are the same , you and i Reply
  14. Easts Re: *914* Bloody Mary Randy &quot;racks a disiprin&quot; <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> Reply
  15. Marzipan92 Re: *914* Bloody Mary Was the alien supposed to be some subliminal message or something?

    Stan's line about the cult was cool though.

    <!-- s:zombiekenny: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/mmh_l8gzombiekenny.gif" alt=":zombiekenny:" title="Zombie Kenny" /><!-- s:zombiekenny: -->

    I was watching some story board thing there, and the voiceover said people had to spot aliens as part of a competition to win some dvds.     Reply
  16. My_Iron_Lung Re: *914* Bloody Mary I think I've only seen this episode once, so I don't remember much, just that the Virgin Mary's blood was from her period... I'm a Catholic and a Virgin Mary devote, so I can say, to me, the episode was a little offensive, but I understand SP makes fun of everyone, so I can live with it <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) --> . And here in Latin America the Virgin gets sometimes more praise than Jesus.

    What I've always wondered about SP is why the creators chose them to be Catholic and not Protestants as the majority of Americans, it's a little odd, IMO.     Reply
  17. Marzipan92 Re: *914* Bloody Mary I'm quite sad to keep coming back to comment on this thread...

    I just wanted to say that as an Irish Catholic, I'm NOT offended by this episode.

    (I've already said above) I find it a really interesting story line.

    The first time I watched the pope getting closer and closer to the statue's ass tho, I was smiling and cringing!!! that bit definitely is cringworthy. but in a funny way.     Reply
  18. JohnHorn Re: *914* Bloody Mary My favorite part was “no my karate teacher.”, Reply
  19. GrandTheftAutoHater Re: *914* Bloody Mary I thought this one was fair, but nowhere near the best. For me, it had little to show. But it did feature &quot;Dischiprin'! Come from within!&quot; This episode is one of the reasons I don't approve of alcohol. You could be seen as a loser if you get a DUI citation. Reply
  20. 203177 Re: *914* Bloody Mary i didn' care for this one, but randy was funny in it. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> Reply
  21. CaNNaBiS Re: *914* Bloody Mary Great ep. I loved the Alien easter egg. In case you don't know what I'm referring to, At exactly 13:22 until 13:28, there's an Alien in the reflection of Randy's back car window, and it's gone after that. I think it's there because the series was originally going to have much more extra-terrestrial themes and there were going to be a lot more Alien episodes, but that idea was scrapped after the first episode because Matt and Trey didn't want to compete with shows like the X-files. ...I think I heard that in one of the commentaries Reply
  22. Inofaith Re: *914* Bloody Mary I saw an alien in the window of the car when Randy wants to go to the church. Reply
  23. duremar Re: *914* Bloody Mary Don't drink and drive, just smoke and fly. <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: --> Reply
  24. absurdism101 Re: *914* Bloody Mary I love South Park and am especially appreciative of episodes like this one that apply to my own life. I am a current sober person and I go to AA meetings. Trey and Matt are definitely onto something here with the whole higher power thing. Fortunately for me I am very versed in philosophy and science and have read many of the great minds who try to prove and disprove the existence of &quot;God.&quot; I have found the use of the word &quot;God&quot; in AA to be a language barrier between me and the program, but I think Trey and Matt say it best at the end of this episode that discipline comes from within. They reveal themselves and their ideology in this line. Trey and Matt believe in the individual and a power within and that could easily go along with many of the existentialists views on existence. Nietzsche wanted to get rid of &quot;God&quot; much like Matt and Trey, but wanted to avoid nihilism (the feeling of powerlessness in a world of the unknown) so he focused on how the individual could empower him or herself. That form of power takes the place of &quot;God&quot; and it can be whatever one wants it to be. We can simply call it the belief in &quot;I don't fucking know&quot; but it is still a form of belief. Fortunately, some AA meetings are set up so that &quot;God&quot; is whatever works for you and is merely a word to describe whatever that is that gets you, me, or Trey and Matt through a day without doing something self-destructive or destructive to others. We can do whatever we want, good and evil are just invented by human thought and don't actually exist. Happiness and unhappiness exist in the human psyche and I think we would all agree that finding happiness is a good goal, but if you don't want to be happy that is your choice. The words powerlessness, disease, God, and so forth are a matter of semantics. If you really look at nature you will see that it is full of chaos and there is no way to control it (hurricane Katrina). That is what is meant by powerlessness. As an open rational thinker, I recognize that there are things in this world which I will never understand and that all I can do is control what I do and try to be happy. I truly believe this is all AA does and it actually allows you to make that choice for yourself. It can be made into a cult if someone interprets it that way as some do, but it doesn't allow itself to be advertised, sold or deified in its book of traditions which I see as an attempt by its founders not to make it a cult. Shit, you could say America is a cult with its ideas of freedom, money, founding fathers, constitution, and capitalism. Anything written down and practiced is subject to dogmatism. Trey and Matt are right, it is about individual power and AA allows for that if you allow that for yourself when you are trying to be sober. It doesn't have to be an obsession if you don't make it one. Why take on another addiction? Reply
  25. .Stoch Re: *914* Bloody Mary wooo Reply
  26. CrashCavanaugh Re: *914* Bloody Mary As a Catholic and an alcoholic I laughed my f!@#ing ass off! I didn't see this episode until it was repeated this week. Reply
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