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    1. The Return of Chef

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      The Return of Chef
      Original Air Date: 03.22.06

      Chef returns to South Park after spending time away with a group called, "The Super Adventure Club", but when his strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys risk everything to save him.

    2. Smug Alert

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      Smug Alert
      Original Air Date: 03.29.06

      Kyle and his family are moving to San Francisco. The only way Stan can get his best friend back is to convince everyone to start driving hybrid cars.

    3. Cartoon Wars Part I

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      Cartoon Wars Part I
      Original Air Date: 04.05.06

      When the creators of the Family Guy announce that they will show the image of the prophet, Mohammed, the network threatens to ban the episode. Cartman sees this as his chance to get "Family Guy" off the air for good.

    4. Cartoon Wars Part II

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      Cartoon Wars Part II
      Original Air Date: 04.12.06

      After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.

    5. A Million Little Fibers

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      A Million Little Fibers
      Original Air Date: 04.19.06

      Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around.

    6. ManBearPig

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      ManBearPig
      Original Air Date: 04.26.06

      Al Gore warns the school about the threat of ManBearPig.

    7. Tsst

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      Tsst
      Original Air Date: 05.03.06

      When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

    8. Make Love, Not Warcraft

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      Make Love, Not Warcraft
      Original Air Date: 10.04.06

      There's trouble in the online gaming world when a mad gamer won't play by the rules. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft.

    9. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

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      Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
      Original Air Date: 10.11.06

      The world's biggest conspiracy of all time is finally uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

    10. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

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      Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
      Original Air Date: 10.18.06

      In his new role as School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.

    11. Hell on Earth 2006

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      Hell on Earth 2006
      Original Air Date: 10.25.06

      Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever. Just like a girl getting ready for her sweet sixteen, every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten his fun.

    12. Go God Go

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      Go God Go
      Original Air Date: 11.01.06

      South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. Cartman's too busy to notice as he plans to propel himself into the future on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game console.

    13. Go God Go XII

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      Go God Go XII
      Original Air Date: 11.08.06

      Eric Cartman has frozen himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now, he's stuck in a Godless world on the brink of war with no Nintendo Wii.

    14. Stanley's Cup

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      Stanley's Cup
      Original Air Date: 11.15.06

      Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. But Marsh is still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game.

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    Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
    Original Air Date: 10.11.06

    The world's biggest conspiracy of all time is finally uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

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  2. nall *1009: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce* Hmm, I could have sworn I made a sticky topic for the new episode! In any case, we just uploaded a new video clip to the front page for you guys to see. Check it out, I think it's kinda funny. reply
  3. Tweeks_Coffee Ctrl+V'd!!!

    Hopefully this episode isn't too preachy. I don't think I can tolerate one of their "This is why we're right and anyone who disagrees is stupid" shows. 1008 was great, I'd be severely disappointed if they couldn't carry some of that momentum through to the next episode. The title is telling me that it's not what anyone's thinking, but I don't know what it'll be otherwise. I'm curious to see it, but I'm also approaching it cautiously. I can't get excited about what appears to be another political episode.     reply
  4. Rooster_Costume This looks like it should be a good episode. This season has been going good so far, so I hope to see the same out of this episode. I'll repeat myself and say that I'll probably like this just as much as everyone liked MLNW.

    I do agree with everyone that said this should be a good Stan and Kyle friendship episode. They haven't really had an episode where they've worked together for a cause since Ginger Kids. The Return of Chef was all four boys and Free Willzyx was all of the boys, so I'm looking forward to it.     reply
  5. iceiwynd The title has me confused about it, too.

    Y'know, this is already oddly reminiscent of Ginger Kids from that quote... and nice enough, that episode's production code was 911. Hmm. :0

    Seriously though, I'm totally looking forward to Wednesday - mostly for the Stan and Kyle scenes (and we had better get some good stuff of them working together! D:) That's what I'm mostly interested in seeing.

    ... I'm gonna avoid speculation on here, though, just because I have absolutely no idea. I just really wanna see it, as all. I'm keeping up some average expectations... Hopefully this won't disappoint. I tend to like political episodes.     reply
  6. Tweeks_Coffee I'm 99% sure that this episode is going to be like Cartman's Incredible Gift. Cartman has this idea, Kyle is out to prove him wrong. They just tacked in Stan to add another dimension to it. I wouldn't look for a lot of Stan & Kyle moments, I'm sure Cartman will have the focus of the episode. reply
  7. Olivia42 Well, I'm not going to pass judgement yet, but if this really is a flat out political episode, I do think it's a bit easy to go after the conspiracy crazies. I mean, I didn't think anyone actually believed them.

    Hey, I can finally break out this nifty little emoticon! http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/Olivia42/emot-tinfoil.gif     reply
  8. Faithbound I'm kinda scared to ask who the real people behind 911 are if its cartman who knows the answer. Needless to say im gonna catch this episode wed night. reply
  9. jjmac12345 I don't think it's really gonna be about the 9/11/01 attacks. The title seems to say that it will be about someone taking a shit in a urinal, doesn't it? I dunno, thats what I got out of it. Maybe the preview clip would suggest otherwise, but I can't watch it for some damn reason. reply
  10. zero18 Would it be too obvious to state that Cartman will prbly be blaming 9/11 on the Jews? reply
  11. .Stoch I'm pretty sure it's about that "loose change" video.

    If you don't know what that is, google video search it     reply
  12. markawil I don't think it's really gonna be about the 9/11/01 attacks. The title seems to say that it will be about someone taking a sh*t in a urinal, doesn't it? I dunno, thats what I got out of it. Maybe the preview clip would suggest otherwise, but I can't watch it for some damn reason.

    I'm guessing it will not be directly about the september 11th attacks, but something that parodies it with the digits 9/11, and it will parodie the Loose Change and Alex Jones type nuts. Should be pretty funny.

    I'm willing to bet they will watch some online video about it (like Loose Change) and it will turn them on to finding the truth.....about the urinal deuce.     reply
  13. MCkormick2 yes, but what has 911 on it?

    *The fusion point of Fe, in Farenheit degrees. (That's probably a lie)
    *The emergency number in North America.
    *Butters' birthday.
    *The production code for Ginger Kids.
    *The deposition and murder (or was it suicide?) of former president of Chile, Salvador Allende.

    That's all I could think of. If anyone remembers something else, post here.     reply
  14. SPF4L#1 I'm expecting this episode to be funny, yet hugely controversial. I have no problem with that, but they could do without getting themselves too much more trouble, since it's less than a year since the Tom Cruise incident. reply
  15. KennyStanWendyFan It's funny because I just went back a few days ago and reread Maddox's article on how all 9/11 conspiracy theories are bogus. Knowing Matt and Trey's style, Cartman will probably come up with a really fucked up explanation as to how the Twin Towers were rigged to collapse (c'mon, urinal deuce? This HAS to be insane! ) and Kyle will probably try to decry it. We can't say for certain whether or not Cartman will end up being right though; as fucked up as his theory might be, a lot of the retarded things he says end up coming true. We'll just have to wait and see. reply
  16. Atah!!! I'm almost certain it'll end up as a way for them to denounce all the crazy conspiracy theorists. After all, if Cartman is the only one who believes something then there's a reason. The show has always found elaborate ways to shoot down whatever M&T consider crazy or stupid while still being hilarious. reply
  17. swellman7 I'm definately looking forward to this episode.Kyle vs. Cartman episodes are always good and that's probably what it will turn out to be.From the 1009 commercial,it appears that cartman will blame the jews for 9/11.And cartman hasn't took on the jews since season 8(The passion of the jew).So this episode will most likely be fresh and hillarious. And it will piss off all those damned 9/11 conspirasists.

    Keep it up Matt and Trey.The second half is going killer,so far.     reply
  18. nec I'm just curious as to how the title of the ep fits into the storyline. reply
  19. dryer_than_a_nuns_c*nt sorry dudes, im english, could some 1 pls tell me what a urinal deuce is? i know a urinal is where u piss.....but if some 1 could explain that would be cool. thaaaaaaanks reply
  20. fattass12 i think this will be a episode where cartman will blame the wrong guy and theyll arrest the wrong guy. kinda like that episode where cartman makes the police think hes phycic. (cant remeber the name of that one reply
  21. dryer_than_a_nuns_c*nt who thinks scientologists are responsible fo 9/11? reply
  22. Oneirogenic ...Okay. Cartman's little drawing of Kyle with a knife is beyond adorable. XD *just caught a commercial on Comedy Central*

    Hummm. It looks like another Kyle V. Cartman episode. Oh well. >_>; I'm gonna watch it of course. Curious as to what the title is a play off of though. Or, just curious as to WHAT it means. Ugh, I hope it's not too gross. :[[[[[     reply
  23. triplemultiplex sorry dudes, I'm english, could some 1 pls tell me what a urinal deuce is? i know a urinal is where you piss.....but if some 1 could explain that would be cool. thaaaaaaanks

    "Duece" is often used as euphemism for taking a shit (another word for "#2", another euphemism for shitting, i.e. "I need to drop a duece."), so I would conclude that a "urinal duece" involves someone taking a dump in a urinal.     reply
  24. Taranis_Music I'm staying clear of this site a couple days after the episode. This place is always a battleground after a political episode. reply
  25. triplemultiplex I'm going to go out on a limb, so I'm probably going to be wrong here, but I'm going to guess that "9/11" won't have anything to do with 11 Sept. 2001. I'm thinking it's actually going to be "9:11", a time of day when the mysterious "urinal dueces" seeme to appear and there's some sort of conspiracy surrounding it. And being a Semite-phobe, Cartman's going to try and get Kyle blamed for it.

    Like I said, I'm probably way, way off, but that's what the episode sounds like to me.

    (Damn it! Didn't I say I wouldn't speculate about new episodes earlier? Oh, well.)     reply
  26. iceiwynd ...Okay. Cartman's little drawing of Kyle with a knife is beyond adorable. XD *just caught a commercial on Comedy Central*

    ... Could somebody describe this commercial in great detail?! DD: I wish I had Comedy Central so bad.

    Anyway, I did say it on the other thread (agreeing with crazyqh) - it would be totally awesome if the whole 9/11 thing wasn't referring to the September 11th attacks, although from that clip posted on this site, it kinda sounds like ti will be (then again, "September 11th" was never said).

    I'm really looking forward to seeing what they're gonna do, too. And I agree with those who wonder what the title will have to do with an episode. It is odd and does seem rather disconnected.     reply
  27. DevilAngel16 ... Could somebody describe this commercial in great detail?!

    Of course Lior! ^^

    In the commercial, Cartman is in the front of the class, wearing his glasses (very similar to the preview), and he says something like, "I have with me the truth behind the 9/11 attacks." (Eh...I don't the exact line).

    Then the announcer says some stuff like to "tune in" or whatever. (unfortunately, I don't remember the commercial word for word)

    I know this part the best though...it then cuts to a scene of Cartman still standing at the front of the class, and he is pointing his finger and he says, "You almost got away with it, you sneaky butthole." Behind him on the screen projector is a hand drawn picture of Kyle holding a knife in his hand. (Oh yeah, the drawing is purple).

    Hope that was a good enough description. I tried. XD

    I'm looking forward to this episode. What I really want to know is how the hell they came up with the title for it though. I wonder if it'll be relevant to the plot in some way. Hmm...

    We'll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out.     reply
  28. iceiwynd ...

    That just got me way, way more excited.

    Oh my god it sounds all the more awesome now.

    I'm sorry I don't have anything else to say, I'm in an awed stupor of extreme fangirlism that I'm just sitting here staring blankly at the screen.

    Aah.     reply
  29. airmancoop44 It obviously isn't about the terrorist September 11th attacks. Someone took a shit in the urinal, that's the 'attack'. Looks good. reply
  30. danielprive6 This episode actually looks awsum...

    They kinda make it sound like one of those gay episodes where it will involve the president and shit but it is probly jsut fooling us and about something completely diferent.     reply
  31. Cartman_91 This episode actually looks awsum...

    They kinda make it sound like one of those gay episodes where it will involve the president and sh*t

    I'm sorry what Kindergaden class did you say you graduated from?     reply
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