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The Return of Chef
Original Air Date: 03.22.06
Chef returns to South Park after spending time away with a group called, "The Super Adventure Club", but when his strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys risk everything to save him.
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Smug Alert
Original Air Date: 03.29.06
Kyle and his family are moving to San Francisco. The only way Stan can get his best friend back is to convince everyone to start driving hybrid cars.
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Cartoon Wars Part I
Original Air Date: 04.05.06
When the creators of the Family Guy announce that they will show the image of the prophet, Mohammed, the network threatens to ban the episode. Cartman sees this as his chance to get "Family Guy" off the air for good.
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Cartoon Wars Part II
Original Air Date: 04.12.06
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
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A Million Little Fibers
Original Air Date: 04.19.06
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes his memoirs. With Oprah's support, his book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around.
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ManBearPig
Original Air Date: 04.26.06
Al Gore warns the school about the threat of ManBearPig.
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Tsst
Original Air Date: 05.03.06
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
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Make Love, Not Warcraft
Original Air Date: 10.04.06
There's trouble in the online gaming world when a mad gamer won't play by the rules. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft.
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Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Original Air Date: 10.11.06
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time is finally uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
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Hell on Earth 2006
Original Air Date: 10.25.06
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever. Just like a girl getting ready for her sweet sixteen, every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten his fun.
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Go God Go
Original Air Date: 11.01.06
South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. Cartman's too busy to notice as he plans to propel himself into the future on the precise release date of the newest, hottest game console.
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Go God Go XII
Original Air Date: 11.08.06
Eric Cartman has frozen himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future and now, he's stuck in a Godless world on the brink of war with no Nintendo Wii.
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Stanley's Cup
Original Air Date: 11.15.06
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. But Marsh is still living with the memory of how he let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game.
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Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Original Air Date: 10.18.06
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
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nall *1010: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy* SOUTH PARK

TITLE: “MISS TEACHER BANGS A BOY”
Episode #1010/Air date: October 18, 2006
A South Park Elementary School teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new School Hallway Monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. reply -
Rooster_Costume This should be awesome. It should be awesome to see Cartman and Kyle working together. How awesome! Seriously, can't wait to see this. reply

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iceiwynd And according to further description, Cartman and Kyle team up?!

I wasn't excited for this until I found that out. Now I am excited. Aah. D: Can't wait for Wednesday (or for a clip to be shown in general). Aah, now this sounds pretty great with that extra tidbit of information. ^__^ reply -
DevilAngel16 Woot! I'm so excited! I wonder who the teacher is going to be. Most likely Ms. Garrisson, but I'm not sure. It may be some random new character. As for which child is going to be the victim of the molestation, I haven't got a clue (XD). Matt and Trey are very unpredictable when it comes to stuff like this, so I'm not even going to bother to make any conjectures as to who I think it's going to be. I'll just wait until the episode airs to find out.

...By the way, out of curiousity, what's up with Cartman's outfit? It's very...interesting. XD
This episode looks like it's going to be hysterical. (Or at least, I hope so.) I can't wait to see it! ^_^ reply -
Mr. Hat_DX27 Sounds like twisted fun for everyone! I’m in! reply

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Unhooded Kenny I hope the kid is Kenny. And with Fatass as hall monitor, you can bet he'll end up putting everyone in detention. So expect to hear Respect My Authouritay again. And what's with the beard anyway. This is probably something that blows way out of proportion. reply

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Vampire Tweek Bounty Hunter Cartman Regarding Cartman's outfit: unless I'm seriously mistaken, it's Duane "Dog" Chapman, infamous celebrity bounty hunter (and now infamous criminal in Mexico, due to the fact that he bounty hunted someone over there). So no, he's not just doing some bad YMCA leather daddy impression.

LOL... my best guess about this ep. is that Matt/Trey are going to say the same thing my friends (and my family, too) said when we saw all these gorgeous female teachers "molesting" 14-15 year old males...
"Those guys ain't complaining."
Yeah, I know it sucks, double standard and all that (if a male teacher has a relationship with a female... or even a male student... he gets LYNCHED.) But it's still funny, and that's why South Park exists.
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luxurious This is my type of episode I can tell. I can't wait. reply

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Athena1999 Teacher = Mrs. Garrison.

Kid = Butters or Token.
Cartman = of course. -.-
Makes one wonder if this will be more than a current-event commentary. Hm! reply -
kfgg As long as it doesn't have an ending like 1009, it should be pretty good. reply

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Kidmaan Sounds pretty boring to me... the outfit of Cartman and the plot outline let me conclued that this episode is going to suck. Sorry reply

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.Stoch Sounds pretty boring to me... the outfit of Cartman and the plot outline let me conclued that this episode is going to suck. Sorry

Oh, that's because you are an idiot. reply -
Jay C Sounds pretty boring to me... the outfit of Cartman and the plot outline let me conclued that this episode is going to suck. Sorry

Oh, that's because you are an idiot.
What the fuck? Just because he doesn't like what this episode might be, means he's an idiot?
.Stoch, oh, dude... wow. Just when I thought you couldn't say anything more close-minded and retarded, you drop that nugget. Claps for you. reply -
iceiwynd ...By the way, out of curiousity, what's up with Cartman's outfit? It's very...interesting. XD

It's like he's totally badass, but not.
Okay, one thing I really don't understand is why people are constantly bitching about how Cartman gets all of the episodes, and how last season Stan was getting a few episodes so people were bitching about that, but yet throughout all of season ten Kyle's been a total episode hog (and from the more in-depth description, he's gonna be in this one, too) and nobody's been bitching about that. Yeah. Niice.
... I just hope they don't ruin any characters with this. D: I mean, yeah, it's a big thing in the news right now ('specially after Foley, what good times), but... Yeah. I'm hoping it's just some new characters or whatever, that's my only real worry for what this episode may bring. @_@ reply -
EPAF As always, the only thing that was on my mind whilst catching a ride home from college on the bus was what the new episode's storyline was going to be. So as soon as I loaded up this webpage and had a quick look at the storyline, I immediately smiled, punched the air and nodded - that's been the main thing that's cheered me up now.

Anyway, the episode itself: like I said above, it was one of the subject areas that I wanted SP to cover since it seems to be in the News a lot now both in the America AND ESPECIALLY over here in Britain.
So far, 1008 is what I deem as a non-Political episode,
1009 has been a strongly Political episode
And now 1010 to me, seems to be an in-betweener - meaning it's neither Political or non-Political, but more in the middle. (either that or just another category of episode)
But overall, the storyline looks good and once more, I'm really looking forward to the episode. reply -
Faithbound As I stated in the other forum, My vote for the teacher is The woman who teaches Home Economics. As far as the kid is concerned im voting for that new kid Leeroy because they had to have introduced him in the last episode for a reason. reply

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Rooster_Costume Sounds pretty boring to me... the outfit of Cartman and the plot outline let me conclued that this episode is going to suck. Sorry

Oh, that's because you are an idiot.
I used to think you were just brutally honest, but that's obviously not the case. You're an asshole.
I'm always excited for episodes, but this one especially. I can't believe Cartman and Kyle are working together. That's just...not normal unless Kyle finds out what Cartman is doing at some point, and that's not what he was in for, so he eventually starts to try to stop him. I don't see how that could come out of this, though.
I don't think that will be the case, though. Cartman looks like he's doing this for his own satisfaction of stopping a crime that was done under his jurisdiction, and Kyle is probably working to seek justice in this case like he always is. I can't wait to see what they do with this.
I like the topic of this episode, too. They're in the school most of the time, and that makes two episodes in a row where a lot of the episode takes place in the school. I like when the story takes place in the school because there are great characters that are only seen there.
The whole scandal involved looks good, too. I wonder who the teacher is. My guess would be they bring in some teacher none of us have ever seen or they bring back a teacher that hasn't been seen in a while. The Home Ec teacher is a good possibility. I just hope it isn't Ms. Garrison. That would be way too predictable. My guess for the kid would be either Leeroy or Tweek. It shouldn't be Butters-I don't think it will be, either-because a lot of people expect that, and Matt and Trey try to stay unpredictable. reply -
NoSu My guess is the kids going to be coming onto the teacher .

But anyway chances are it's cartman having the affair and he's attempting to pin it on someone else lol. reply -
MercyMay I'm really excited about the whole thing. This seems like more of an episode they would've down before the show became a lot more political. (I'm not really complaining, mind you.) I really like to see the episodes where it focuses on the kids and things that happen to the kids.

Kyle and Cartman working together? Wonderful. I agree with Rooster_Costume there. I figure it'll be Cartman with a vendetta and Kyle with his sense of justice.
I also don't think it'll be Butters but I could be wrong. It just seems a little...out of character for him, if that makes sense. He's so afraid of doing something wrong because of his parents. (Unless his parents were somehow involved but that'd be the same Paris Hilton thing again.) I guess I wouldn't be too surprised to find out it's that new kid BUT for that same reason I'm iffy on it being him. Someone said Tweek but I hope it's not him, poor kid.
What about Craig? Heh. reply -
SPF4L#1 Worried about this one. Sounds like it could turn out drivel. I didn't like The Return Of Chef that much and if we're going to have another episode based around molesting children, it better be funny.

Also, is the new theme for this season going to be long episode titles that begin with M? That's three out of three for the new run so far. reply -
ubergenius This has, in my humble opinion, a LOT of promise, if executed properly. I partly hope it's not a major character that is molested, but at the same time, it's always fun to see Butters get kicked around for one reason or another (and then get grounded for his misfortune).

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Rooster_Costume I didn't like The Return Of Chef that much and if we're going to have another episode based around molesting children, it better be funny.

You obviously didn't get the point of that episode.
The predictable things that Matt and Trey actually do are seen in a picture somehow. See, Cartman is the hall monitor in the picture, and who didn't see that coming? Unless we see a picture with Butters in it before the episode, I don't think we'll see Butters as the molested child. reply -
berettablowjob dog the bounty hunter is a bitch.i want to rape and kill his whole family.I seriously hope they fuck that faggots name up,he seriously deserves it.down with dog. reply

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MagnumCal Re: *1010: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy* "Cartman, the hall monitor" song like dog the bounty hunter reply

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kfgg http://www.comedycentral.com/press/imag ... aBoy-1.jpg

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MagnumCal dog the bounty hunter is a bitch.i want to rape and kill his whole family.I seriously hope they f*ck that homosexuals name up,he seriously deserves it.down with dog. you are desturbed, you seriosly need help. Some one suspend this guy reply

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xWoodleDoodlex I cant wait to see this one, its gonna b gr8! I didnt really like TROC very much but thats cos it upset me that chef went, and that it wasnt very funny, but im noting against it. id rather watch that than mr hankeys xmas classics! lol

Im so excited! Kyle n Cartman join forces! OMG! Its gonna be a ball! reply -
Atah!!! Hope it's Kenny who's the "victim". If so, he would probably like it, even though everyone would be giving him sympathy and telling him he's a victim. Also, it should be funny to see what Cartman does as hall monitor because we all know "there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah." Should definitely be better than the last episode. reply

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.Stoch Sounds pretty boring to me... the outfit of Cartman and the plot outline let me conclued that this episode is going to suck. Sorry

Oh, that's because you are an idiot.
What the f*ck? Just because he doesn't like what this episode might be, means he's an idiot?
.Stoch, oh, dude... wow. Just when I thought you couldn't say anything more close-minded and retarded, you drop that nugget. Claps for you.
What ever gets your blood flowin'. reply -
.Stoch Sounds pretty boring to me... the outfit of Cartman and the plot outline let me conclued that this episode is going to suck. Sorry

Oh, that's because you are an idiot.
I used to think you were just brutally honest, but that's obviously not the case. You're an asshole.
I'm always excited for episodes, but this one especially. I can't believe Cartman and Kyle are working together. That's just...not normal unless Kyle finds out what Cartman is doing at some point, and that's not what he was in for, so he eventually starts to try to stop him. I don't see how that could come out of this, though.
I don't think that will be the case, though. Cartman looks like he's doing this for his own satisfaction of stopping a crime that was done under his jurisdiction, and Kyle is probably working to seek justice in this case like he always is. I can't wait to see what they do with this.
I like the topic of this episode, too. They're in the school most of the time, and that makes two episodes in a row where a lot of the episode takes place in the school. I like when the story takes place in the school because there are great characters that are only seen there.
The whole scandal involved looks good, too. I wonder who the teacher is. My guess would be they bring in some teacher none of us have ever seen or they bring back a teacher that hasn't been seen in a while. The Home Ec teacher is a good possibility. I just hope it isn't Ms. Garrison. That would be way too predictable. My guess for the kid would be either Leeroy or Tweek. It shouldn't be Butters-I don't think it will be, either-because a lot of people expect that, and Matt and Trey try to stay unpredictable.
How can he say it's going to suck if he doesn't even understand it? He obviously doesn't know what its a spoof on, so how could he say it sucks? That's like not knowing who Tom Cruise is then saying, "Well I don't know who that is or what Scientology is, so this episode SUCKED", no actually that means you just don't understand it, and come back when you are older, when you know more about the world around you, and have made more then 3 posts before you can just cal this episode stupid or boring. reply