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    1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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      Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
      Original Air Date: 03.09.05

      As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too.

    2. Die Hippie, Die

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      Die Hippie, Die
      Original Air Date: 03.16.05

      When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help.

    3. Wing

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      Wing
      Original Air Date: 03.23.05

      The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away.

    4. Best Friends Forever

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      Best Friends Forever
      Original Air Date: 03.30.05

      When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can can get what Kenny left to him in Kenny's will.

    5. The Losing Edge

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      The Losing Edge
      Original Air Date: 04.06.05

      The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.

    6. The Death of Eric Cartman

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      The Death of Eric Cartman
      Original Air Date: 04.13.05

      Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

    7. Erection Day

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      Erection Day
      Original Air Date: 04.20.05

      The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones.

    8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

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      Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
      Original Air Date: 10.19.05

      A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

    9. Marjorine

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      Marjorine
      Original Air Date: 10.26.05

      Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have.

    10. Follow That Egg

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      Follow That Egg
      Original Air Date: 11.02.05

      In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

    11. Ginger Kids

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      Ginger Kids
      Original Air Date: 11.09.05

      After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

    12. Trapped in the Closet

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      Trapped in the Closet
      Original Air Date: 11.16.05

      Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."

    13. Free Willzyx

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      Free Willzyx
      Original Air Date: 11.30.05

      The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.

    14. Bloody Mary

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      Bloody Mary
      Original Air Date: 12.07.05

      Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town.

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    Trapped in the Closet
    Original Air Date: 11.16.05

    Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."

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  2. nall *912* Trapped in the Closet Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. reply
  3. brandonleewhite17 Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet what episode is it that they all get new clothes? reply
  4. johncaldwell Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet If I remember right, this is the episode that made Issac Hayes quit the show. If this is what Scientologists really believe, Hayes had two choices. Quit the show in protest, which he did, or renounce Scientology as being a rediculous scam. I am sorry he let his pride guide him. We are all worse off for it. reply
  5. Roxxstar666 Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

    do you mean john travolta or RKelly     reply
  6. jewish pride Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet stan: dad tom cruise wont come out of the closet!

    lmao! this episode was really well done, i had so much fun watching it     reply
  7. Hayley B Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet It came on last night.

    When Randy is talking to Tom Cruise into coming out of the closet, always cracks me up.

    Tom is like 'leave me alone!' Randy: "No, we won't leave you alone until you come out of the closet."     reply
  8. BRMBug Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet My favorite is "Moooom! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!!!" reply
  9. glory Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet By far my favorite episode...and you wouldn't believe how many people in the anti-scientology movement (anonymous) refer people to this episode when people ask about the OT III levels...
    You think Xenu is wierd,but it doesn't even stop there...Germany has decided that Scientology is NOT a religion, it's a political movement and a threat to their national constitution...in essances, the Germans have heard a rant like this before and they don't like it

    Glory     reply
  10. tonedead Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet i really appreciate this episode for going at scientology. it was so overdue. other shows have done a parody of it but always have it be a cult by a different name. thank god south park has the balls to say it out loud and take on the bull by the horns.

    the only problem with this episode? that the real trapped in the closet is actually funnier than the parody. the first one by the way, not the second dvd (the second one tried to be funny and just sucked).     reply
  11. milikatili Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet This is a great episode but I think it was a bit short. reply
  12. X172 Jonh + Jane Smith??? Did anyone else notice the "John Smith" and "Jane Smith" on the credits? I thought that was weird. reply
  13. butters kenny Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Yah I made a thread about it on this site..its just lost.. reply
  14. JohnHorn Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet —— Good.—— This stuff is grap! reply
  15. GrandTheftAutoHater Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Personally, I didn't think this episode was all that great. It wasn't the best or the worst, but fair. 600/1000

    P.S.

    Is it true that if someone speaks out against Scientology and a Scientologist finds out, do they kill the one who spoke out with no risk of criminal prosecution?     reply
  16. Zzz_ Re: Jonh + Jane Smith??? Did anyone else notice the "John Smith" and "Jane Smith" on the credits? I thought that was weird.

    Yes I did and Ihave also been wondering about that. Maybe it's some wink at a special couple that might either be into scientology to make them pissed

    Some other suggestions?     reply
  17. superiorsavior Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Wikipedia didn't forget the jhon smith and jane smith part... they say it's because they're common names, because they don't want scientology knowing their name so then no one could sue them :p reply
  18. caspianrex Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet I think this is one of the all-time great SP episodes.

    Despite a couple little inaccuracies about Scientology, it makes some really great jokes at the Co$'s expense, as well as making some great points about why people join cults in the first place.

    The John/Jane Smith seems to have confused people a little, but I think the point of the joke is quite obvious. The very last thing Stan says, clearly speaking for the show's creators is, "Go ahead, sue me!" The John/Jane Smith substituted for everyone's names is then a little nod to the notorious reputation the Co$ has for doing just that. Get it?

    Well done, Matt, Trey, and everyone!     reply
  19. buddylee1979 Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet this has got to be one of the best episodes ever. i love when south park takes on some ridiculus crap that deserves it and scientology definately deserves it. you'd have to be on every drug in the world to believe that stuff. DIE WENDY TESTIBURGER!! reply
  20. butters kenny Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Wikipedia didn't forget the jhon smith and jane smith part... they say it's because they're common names, because they don't want scientology knowing their name so then no one could sue them :p


    Pretty funny.     reply
  21. caspianrex Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet OK, I'm probably one of the last people in the world to watch the R. Kelly video series of "Trapped in the Closet," but I was just watching it tonight. Now I finally get how funny this South Park episode's treatment of R. Kelly is. I have to say, the R. Kelly videos are almost as funny as this SP episode.

    Now, I have to tell you I HATE R. Kelly: I helped him once at a store I worked at in Chicago, when he was first hitting it big, and he was an utter asshole. But "Trapped in the Closet" (the video series) is really fucking funny, in its own ridiculous way. I still think he's a dickhead, but hey, funny is funny...     reply
  22. Choseone234 Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Very funny LOve this season. reply
  23. AaronPC420 Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet Vagenis! reply
  24. woof315 Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet wtf is with da credits? o.o reply
  25. sonuvabiskit Re: *912* Trapped in the Closet I was cracking up with the whole "...come out of the closet" joke, then after Stan said "go ahead, sue me" and they rolled the credits I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I can't believe some people did not get the 'John/Jane Smith' joke. reply
  26. Juventin Nice line, bad episode 2.0/5 ** episode
    love the "Smiths" at the end, tom C will not come out of the closet...but in all it was a mediocre episode     reply