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    1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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      Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
      Original Air Date: 03.09.05

      As Mr. garrison enjoys his new womanly attributes after his sex change, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too.

    2. Die Hippie, Die

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      Die Hippie, Die
      Original Air Date: 03.16.05

      When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help.

    3. Wing

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      Wing
      Original Air Date: 03.23.05

      The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away.

    4. Best Friends Forever

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      Best Friends Forever
      Original Air Date: 03.30.05

      When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can can get what Kenny left to him in Kenny's will.

    5. The Losing Edge

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      The Losing Edge
      Original Air Date: 04.06.05

      The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.

    6. The Death of Eric Cartman

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      The Death of Eric Cartman
      Original Air Date: 04.13.05

      Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure that Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

    7. Erection Day

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      Erection Day
      Original Air Date: 04.20.05

      The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine, but first he must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones.

    8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

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      Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
      Original Air Date: 10.19.05

      A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

    9. Marjorine

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      Marjorine
      Original Air Date: 10.26.05

      Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party, in order to retrieve a future telling device Cartman is convinced the girls have.

    10. Follow That Egg

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      Follow That Egg
      Original Air Date: 11.02.05

      In an effort to thwart her ex-lovers plans to get married, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

    11. Ginger Kids

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      Ginger Kids
      Original Air Date: 11.09.05

      After the sudden on-set of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

    12. Trapped in the Closet

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      Trapped in the Closet
      Original Air Date: 11.16.05

      Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out, after Stan criticizes his "talent."

    13. Free Willzyx

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      Free Willzyx
      Original Air Date: 11.30.05

      The boys try to rescue their new friend Willzyx, a talking space whale, from the Denver Sea Park and with the help of MASA (Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion) get him home to the moon for $200.

    14. Bloody Mary

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      Bloody Mary
      Original Air Date: 12.07.05

      Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town.

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    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Original Air Date: 10.19.05

    A Global Warming State is Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

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  2. nall *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault. reply
  3. Tom_SF Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow What a way to get away with breaking the dam.... It's also a good way to spoof the global warming hoax. reply
  4. cartman rox u Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow lol global warmings not a hoax... the polar bears are dieing T_T this is one of the best episodes ever definitely in my top 5. i freaking love the credits of this. i broke the dam! i broke the dam! no i literally crashed a boat into the dam! i broke the dam! no damit! reply
  5. johncaldwell Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow All of South Park episodes have some relevant current issue comment. This one especially. In this regard, it is, in my opinion, one of the best episodes to date. The date is June 21st, 2008. John caldwell reply
  6. jewish pride Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Stan: Because, I know what did cause the flood.
    Kyle: George Bush?
    Stan: No.
    Kyle: Terrorists?
    Stan: No.
    Kyle: Communists?
    Stan: No.
    Kyle: Chinese radicals?
    Stan: No.
    Kyle: .......Cartman?
    Stan: .......sort of.
    Kyle: Cartman flooded Beaverton?!!!!!!!

    lmaooo!     reply
  7. GotACoolName Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow It was...



    crab people!     reply
  8. codeguruj Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow This line of thinking is dangerous. While some "environmentalists" such as Al Gore bandy bogus figures about global warning this does not negate the fact that human activity has a negative impact on the planet. Increasing the amount of carbon monoxide results in an increase in greenhouse gases (incl carbon dioxide, nitrous oxide). Massive swathes of carbon-dioxide consuming forests are removed every year. Overall the increase of carbon dioxide production and the reduction of carbon dioxide consumption leads to a change in the chemical balance of our atmosphere. Pollution exists and is a real problem. It seems that some people (esp. crazy Republicans) think that it's impossible for humans to have any effect on the environment. This viewpoint indicates gross ignorance and mass brainwashing.

    Bleeding heart liberal Democrats blame the greedy corporate Republicans and the Republicans describe Democrats as loonies. In the meantime the planet suffers because arguing is easier than making the serious decisions and changes to achieve the critical goal of sustainability.

    The creators of South Park have missed the point and this episode was disappointing.     reply
  9. fatbuddahsack Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow dude, the main point was about Hurricane Katrina and how no one helped them right away....and it's always funny to hear the crab people chant reply
  10. spokojasne Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow dude - plants and forrests feed on polution - and give o2 in exchange, they also like warm temperatures... - they grow faster and stronger,
    so if anything global warming is a good thing, not a problem...

    anyway - i just love this episode, one of my top 5     reply
  11. Terrance&Phillip Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow This line of thinking is dangerous. While some "environmentalists" such as Al Gore bandy bogus figures about global warning this does not negate the fact that human activity has a negative impact on the planet. Increasing the amount of carbon monoxide results in an increase in greenhouse gases (incl carbon dioxide, nitrous oxide). Massive swathes of carbon-dioxide consuming forests are removed every year. Overall the increase of carbon dioxide production and the reduction of carbon dioxide consumption leads to a change in the chemical balance of our atmosphere. Pollution exists and is a real problem. It seems that some people (esp. crazy Republicans) think that it's impossible for humans to have any effect on the environment. This viewpoint indicates gross ignorance and mass brainwashing.

    Bleeding heart liberal Democrats blame the greedy corporate Republicans and the Republicans describe Democrats as loonies. In the meantime the planet suffers because arguing is easier than making the serious decisions and changes to achieve the critical goal of sustainability.

    The creators of South Park have missed the point and this episode was disappointing.

    You're a fuckin faggot dude. This discussion is about South Park not your views on the world. Its a cartoon not a fuckin political message. Have a sense of humor.     reply
  12. The Shockstar Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow I broke the dam. reply
  13. SP-Addict Re: *908* Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow If a cartoon gets your political undergarments in a knot, South Park is not the show for you. Please see yourself to another Television show, ie: Spongebob. This show is about entertainment, and while it does sometimes deliver a message, it doesn't mean you shouldn't like an episode because it "failed to get a point across", seriously, most people who watch South Park watch it to see serious issues made fun of, when I'm watching South Park I don't care if the Polar Bears are melting/drowning/molesting, I just want to watch the show, and laugh, and thats it.

    As for the episode, love it, 8/10

    On a side note: I broke the dam!     reply