Seasons

Random Episode
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 8
    1. Good Times with Weapons

      Watch This Episode

      Good Times with Weapons
      Original Air Date: 03.17.04

      The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.

    2. Up the Down Steroid

      Watch This Episode

      Up the Down Steroid
      Original Air Date: 03.24.04

      Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost

    3. The Passion of the Jew

      Watch This Episode

      The Passion of the Jew
      Original Air Date: 03.31.04

      Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along.

    4. You Got F'd in the A

      Watch This Episode

      You Got F'd in the A
      Original Air Date: 04.07.04

      Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County.

    5. AWESOM-O

      Watch This Episode

      AWESOM-O
      Original Air Date: 04.14.04

      Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

    6. The Jeffersons

      Watch This Episode

      The Jeffersons
      Original Air Date: 04.21.04

      The children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best.

    7. Goobacks

      Watch This Episode

      Goobacks
      Original Air Date: 04.28.04

      Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work.

    8. Douche and Turd

      Watch This Episode

      Douche and Turd
      Original Air Date: 10.27.04

      A PET protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one.

    9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

      Watch This Episode

      Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
      Original Air Date: 11.03.04

      In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

    10. Pre-School

      Watch This Episode

      Pre-School
      Original Air Date: 11.10.04

      The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie, and his first order of business is revenge

    11. Quest for Ratings

      Now Playing

      Quest for Ratings
      Original Air Date: 11.17.04

      The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

    12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

      Watch This Episode

      Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
      Original Air Date: 12.01.04

      Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."

    13. Cartman's Incredible Gift

      Watch This Episode

      Cartman's Incredible Gift
      Original Air Date: 12.08.04

      After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.

    14. Woodland Critter Christmas

      Watch This Episode

      Woodland Critter Christmas
      Original Air Date: 12.15.04

      Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior, only to find out that they serve Satan.

    Now Playing

    Quest for Ratings
    Original Air Date: 11.17.04

    The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

  9. 9
  10. 10
  11. 11
  12. 12
  13. 13
  14. special

Discuss This Episode: Quest for Ratings

  1. comment
  2. nall *811* Quest for Ratings The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. reply
  3. Hayley B Re: *811* Quest for Ratings I was just catching up on the latest FAQ and took a interest in one of the questions that asks "does kyle take his green hat off?"

    I obeyed to one of the answers to that question and I watched that clip from this episode.

    Part of the answer is "check out his sweet News Anchor hairdo from "Quest for Ratings" (811). "

    Kyle's hairdo makes me laugh the most actually. It looks like a crab claw on his head.     reply
  4. NAZ-T Re: *811* Quest for Ratings Man this is funny how the vid on ''ANIMALS UP CLOSE WITH A WIDE SCREEN LENSE'' or something. And i love how they all wear the freaky wigs and the way they acted when they took the cough medicine. reply
  5. hopp28 Re: *811* Quest for Ratings that was great, probably one of my favs reply