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    1. Good Times with Weapons

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      Good Times with Weapons
      Original Air Date: 03.17.04

      The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.

    2. Up the Down Steroid

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      Up the Down Steroid
      Original Air Date: 03.24.04

      Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost

    3. The Passion of the Jew

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      The Passion of the Jew
      Original Air Date: 03.31.04

      Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along.

    4. You Got F'd in the A

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      You Got F'd in the A
      Original Air Date: 04.07.04

      Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County.

    5. AWESOM-O

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      AWESOM-O
      Original Air Date: 04.14.04

      Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

    6. The Jeffersons

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      The Jeffersons
      Original Air Date: 04.21.04

      The children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best.

    7. Goobacks

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      Goobacks
      Original Air Date: 04.28.04

      Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work.

    8. Douche and Turd

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      Douche and Turd
      Original Air Date: 10.27.04

      A PET protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one.

    9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

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      Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
      Original Air Date: 11.03.04

      In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

    10. Pre-School

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      Pre-School
      Original Air Date: 11.10.04

      The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie, and his first order of business is revenge

    11. Quest for Ratings

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      Quest for Ratings
      Original Air Date: 11.17.04

      The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

    12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

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      Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
      Original Air Date: 12.01.04

      Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."

    13. Cartman's Incredible Gift

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      Cartman's Incredible Gift
      Original Air Date: 12.08.04

      After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.

    14. Woodland Critter Christmas

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      Woodland Critter Christmas
      Original Air Date: 12.15.04

      Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior, only to find out that they serve Satan.

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    Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
    Original Air Date: 11.03.04

    In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

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  2. nall *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back. reply
  3. BRMBug Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Merkin. No um, there used to be this art and framing store chain here in the metroplex called Wall*Mart. I never went in there though. reply
  4. nick007 Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I used to work in floor-care at WalMart and I couldn't afford to buy half their stuff so Low Prices my ass reply
  5. jewish pride Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes this episode was really funny!

    i loved the cartman vs kyle bits, how kyle knew all along that cartman would betray them but cartman pretends like he didnt lol

    and randy all obsessed with wallmart was excellent!
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  6. pdfsmail Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I like the part where Butters is pretending to be a monster on main street south park. And Cartman's Violin reply
  7. Kezia Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Wall-Mart is corporate greed. And it's the old people's store where I live. (MB, WPG) reply
  8. jewish pride Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I like the part where Butters is pretending to be a monster on main street south park. And Cartman's Violin

    yeah the violin part was really funny lol

    i also liked it how when they said "We don't want a wallmart in our town" all the wallmart employees would go all like "who does? what, you think I want to be here? I hate this place but it wont let me leave" lmao
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  9. nick007 Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Is anyone reminded of The Simpsons ep where Homer's dad is a greater at some major retail store kina like WalMart and Homer accidentally hurts his dad so Homer has to become a greater their and he gets locked in their at nite with the rest of the employees so they start going crazy and steal stuff reply
  10. Zidanie5 Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Anyone knows what's the name of the songs South Park people sings when they burn Wall-Mart?
    It goes like "Cumba ja my lord Cumba ja"
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  11. cheesypoofs857 Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes The episode's title reminds me of the third Harry Potter movie. The song the choir was singing was "Something Wicked This Way Comes". And weren't the movie and this episode released/premiered the same year?

    By the way, the song Randy was singing was "Kumbayah". I'm not sure of the spelling though. It's an African folk song, I would think. It's adapted into a campfire song now.

    Don't take it from me. I'm just guessing.
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  12. 203177 Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I loved the part when the guy committed suicide and then crapped his pants. That was hilarious! reply
  13. pdfsmail Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes i liked the part after they burned it down the first time.... and it was up again the next day with everyone shopping at it.... reply
  14. Guinea-Pirate Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I liked the part where the Wall-Mart manager guy screamed and flew through the window on a noose and then his pants flew off and crap sprayed out. reply
  15. JohnHorn Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes so it’s true. reply
  16. superiorsavior Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Wallmart failed to plant it's feelers in my country... because an even bigger, badder company (Tesco) already has this place as it's turf. I hear US Wallmarts are HUGE compared to our biggest ones though.

    Love this episode even if it did get a bit preachy and was like, total hypocracy after the Rand-quality message in Gnombs.
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  17. GrandTheftAutoHater Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes This was my favorite episode from all of Season 8. I like horror/thriller-esque stories like this one. They say the sphincter relaxes at death, and some books depict condemned people as being plugged in the (beep)ses so they don't mess themselves when they die. Too bad they aired it after Halloween! 950/1000 reply
  18. JohnHorn Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes more like 990/1000. reply
  19. Kenworth Skywalker Apropos cartoon comedy, again Y'know, I might start thinking I'm watching this gen's Looney Tunes, here. This ep looks like some more apropos comedy from South Park Studios, timely and on the pulse. Rock on! reply
  20. FluffyDDG Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes I have been to Bentonville AR and the home office is A LOT smaller than on the episode. Bentonville just looks weird in it. reply
  21. polabearcrazy Re: *809* Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Hi just watched the Wall mart episode
    If anyone has ever read Bentley Little book called the Store.

    Its Very similar

    Can anyone tell me if this episode was based on this book..

    it was so cool.

    i love south park especially Randy and Butters..
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