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    1. Cancelled

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      Cancelled
      Original Air Date: 03.19.03

      Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

    2. Krazy Kripples

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      Krazy Kripples
      Original Air Date: 03.26.03

      Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips".

    3. Toilet Paper

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      Toilet Paper
      Original Air Date: 04.02.03

      Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.

    4. I'm a Little Bit Country

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      I'm a Little Bit Country
      Original Air Date: 04.09.03

      The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.

    5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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      Fat Butt and Pancake Head
      Original Air Date: 04.16.03

      One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

    6. Lil' Crime Stoppers

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      Lil' Crime Stoppers
      Original Air Date: 04.23.03

      After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies."

    7. Red Man's Greed

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      Red Man's Greed
      Original Air Date: 04.30.03

      The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.

    8. South Park Is Gay

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    9. Christian Rock Hard

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      Christian Rock Hard
      Original Air Date: 10.29.03

      When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.

    10. Grey Dawn

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      Grey Dawn
      Original Air Date: 11.05.03

      With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.

    11. Casa Bonita

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      Casa Bonita
      Original Air Date: 11.12.03

      Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing".

    12. All About the Mormons?

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      All About the Mormons?
      Original Air Date: 11.19.03

      A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.

    13. Butt Out

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      Butt Out
      Original Air Date: 12.03.03

      After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.

    14. Raisins

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      Raisins
      Original Air Date: 12.10.03

      After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

    15. It's Christmas in Canada

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      It's Christmas in Canada
      Original Air Date: 12.17.03

      The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.

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    Toilet Paper
    Original Air Date: 04.02.03

    Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.

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  2. nall *703* Toilet Paper When the boys get held after school by their art teacher for not appreciating art, Cartman convinces them that the only way to get back at her is to... TP her house. After the vengance has been carried out, Kyle's dreams are haunted with the screams and cries of the teachers children who were in the house at the time, and feels he needs to convince. Nothing that Cartman and a whiffle bat can't remedy! reply
  3. whatwhatinthebutt Re: *703* Toilet Paper reply
  4. BRMBug Re: *703* Toilet Paper http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/btlwgn/boysgiggle.jpg reply
  5. 7moore7 Re: *703* Toilet Paper One of my favorite scenes in all of south park is when Cartman tries to understand why Kyle feels bad (after Butters takes the blame for the crime)- is there any way that this can be made into a short clip? reply
  6. LabyrinthineIcarus Re: *703* Toilet Paper lmao, nice episode. I love the Silence of the Lambs spoof, and Cartman trying to kill them with a wiffle bat (thonk, thonk, thonk) reply
  7. jewish pride Re: *703* Toilet Paper heheh poor kyle with all the guilty feelings on this episode, even though they were pretty out of proportion with the situation

    LOL best part, cartman trying to kill kyle with a bat XD     reply
  8. big kenny Re: *703* Toilet Paper yeah,cert. reply
  9. LabyrinthineIcarus Re: *703* Toilet Paper heheh poor kyle with all the guilty feelings on this episode, even though they were pretty out of proportion with the situation

    LOL best part, cartman trying to kill kyle with a bat XD

    Yeah Kyle seemed to overdo the guilt-trip in this episode, but I think that's because it seems to be a "kid issues" episode rather than an "adult issues" episode. They weren't trying to make a statement on real life issues that adults deal with so Kyle overreacting seemed to me like a jab at how bad kid's will take some trivial issues even though they're not really serious at all.
    (If only I could word my thoughts better though, what I just said might actually make sense. lol)

    Cartman trying to kill Kyle with the bat is definitely the funniest part of the episode, I think moreso just because Kyle stands there and just takes it, and with the sound of the bat. It's such a pathetic attempt from Cartman that makes it funny.     reply
  10. GrandTheftAutoHater Re: *703* Toilet Paper I'd quickly get done in by my remorse if I TP'd a house.

    My favorite scene was buying all the toilet paper and trying to avoid looking suspicious by buying gum. The cashier repeating the words "toilet paper" got me going here! 860/1000     reply
  11. superiorsavior Re: *703* Toilet Paper This really shows cartman's character well, and also contrasts it with the guilt laden kyle's, and the innocent Butters. Spent a bit too much time on the Lector parrody. reply
  12. Juventin Another episode to remember. **** episode, 4.5/5 my ranking, was a clear 5/5 but the end was wierd still it is one of "the greats" reply
  13. Choseone234 Re: *703* Toilet Paper I hate it his episode b/c it was not funny , but it was ok near end . reply
  14. hooter Re: *703* Toilet Paper butter what have we told u about taking the blame for stuffu didnt do reply
  15. Jacksjg Re: *703* Toilet Paper So I get the silence of the lamb parody, but what was the scene on the lake with catman and the wiffle bat making fun of, or is it just something matt and trey created.w reply