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Freak Strike
Original Air Date: 03.06.02
When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.
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Jared Has Aides
Original Air Date: 03.13.02
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
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Asspen
Original Air Date: 03.20.02
While the adults are trapped at a time-share sales meeting, Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Original Air Date: 03.27.02
All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV, wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
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Fun with Veal
Original Air Date: 04.03.02
Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from little baby calves.
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The Simpsons Already Did It
Original Air Date: 06.26.02
Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by "The Simpsons".
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Free Hat
Original Air Date: 07.10.02
When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process, they form a club to "Save Films from their Directors".
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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Original Air Date: 07.17.02
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop". Her new little breasts inspire a primate-like reaction from all the boys in class that threaten their friendship and society in general.
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A Ladder to Heaven
Original Air Date: 11.06.02
Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Original Air Date: 11.13.02
The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.
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Death Camp of Tolerance
Original Air Date: 11.20.02
The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Original Air Date: 11.27.02
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
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My Future Self 'n' Me
Original Air Date: 12.04.02
When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.
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Red Sleigh Down
Original Air Date: 12.11.02
Cartman has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
Original Air Date: 07.24.02
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.
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nall *611* Child Abduction Is Not Funny In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers. reply
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wolfboy0332 Re: *611* Child Abduction Is Not Funny Definitely one of the best episodes! So many laughs! GODDAM MONGORIANS!!
I really wish Tweek would have a bigger role in the later episodes. I love Kenny, but Tweek is awesome! reply -
Enkhtulga Re: *611* Child Abduction Is Not Funny I am Mongolian. And I found this episode very funny. This is the only show that displayed Mongolians aren't that bad. I think they did a good study on Mongolians. They even differed Mongolian language with Chinese.
I hope to see more Mongolians on South Park.
God damn Mongorians!!! reply -
arean1013 Re: *611* Child Abduction Is Not Funny THIS EPISODE IS SO FUNNY. I LOVE THE ASIAN DUDE AND THE MONGORIANS. ALSO HOW STAN'S DAD TALKS IN THE END OF THE EPISODE.
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