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Special Feature AvailableMajor Boobage
Original Air Date: 03.26.08
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
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Eek, A Penis!
Original Air Date: 04.09.08
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
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Over Logging
Original Air Date: 04.16.08
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
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Special Feature AvailableSuper Fun Time
Original Air Date: 04.23.08
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
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The China Probrem
Original Air Date: 10.08.08
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
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Breast Cancer Show Ever
Original Air Date: 10.15.08
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
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Pandemic 2 - The Startling
Original Air Date: 10.29.08
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
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Special Feature AvailableAbout Last Night...
Original Air Date: 11.05.08
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
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The Ungroundable
Original Air Date: 11.19.08
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
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Tonsil Trouble
Original Air Date: 03.12.08
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
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nall *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* Talk about Tonsil Trouble, or give your friends AIDS.

This thread is intended for post-episode discussion; don't worry about spoiling the episode for people who haven't seen it yet. reply -
polkadotjewel Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* Oh, wow...I would have never expected that Cartman would have been given AIDS!! =o reply

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Jake, M'kay? Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* Oh my god he just gave Kyle HIV reply

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AssassinKenny Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* This is better than I expected so far. reply

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triplemultiplex Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* (reposted from old thread)

Ha, ha, hA!!! Cartman has AIDS!!! Serves you right, dickface! I'm laughing along with Kyle. And I'll be rooting for him when you two throw down later tonight.
Oh, and yet another piece of evidence that Cartman is gay and has a secret boy-crush on Kyle:
"I sneak into Kyle's room all the time." reply -
Metal_Meatwad Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* HA HA HA ERIC HAS AIDS! This song is hilarious! Greatest episode ever.

Greatest line: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV POSITIVE!
OMG Kyle has AIDS!
I'm now sure this episode will be banned.
Son have you taken it up the who haw?
The key is Magic Johnson! reply -
polkadotjewel Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* lol This episode keeps on getting better and better...first Cartman gets HIV / AIDS, then Kyle, and now they're pretending to have cancer to see Magic Johnson...amazing!!! reply

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nall Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* You have to admit, there are some classic lines here. reply

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triplemultiplex Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* I have never hated Eric Cartman more than I do tonight. Watching Kyle whoop his fat ass was so completely satisfying. It wasn't enough yet.

As a recent owner of an xBox, I loved it when Kyle threaten to break Cartman's. reply -
polkadotjewel Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* And that episode was simply AMAZING. What a wonderful, hilarious way to start a new season. reply

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Metal_Meatwad Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* What were the last lines of the episode?

Best episode in some time.
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Jake, M'kay? Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* I agree. Awsome episode! 9.8/10 reply

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ambernich Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* I'm almost as disappointed as when the Spice Girls originally broke up with the new episode. That's actually not sarcasm either. I truly am disappointed. Regardless it is just a fictional cartoon anyway. reply

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IZSBHR Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* The scene where Kyle beats the crap out of Cartman has to be one of my favorite South Park moments. But what's gonna happen to Clyde Frog Now that his head's been severed?

@ Metal_Meatwad:
Kyle says "I'm still breaking your Xbox." reply -
d31avenger Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* WOW, this episode was awful, south park is my favorite show of all time. However the last couple years there stuff has no relevance and is just puzzleing, i think they are losing touch and the show is really starting to suck reply

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triplemultiplex Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* The end was a little week, but I did enjoy the money cure for AIDS joke in Africa.

Strong season opener on the whole.
And that was the best ass-handing Cartman has ever gotten. That was an immortal scene. That was about 3 seasons in the making. Good job guys! reply -
DevilAngel16 Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* What were the last lines of the episode?

Cartman says, "Well, I know one thing's for sure. I'm never getting my tonsils taken out again!" and Kyle says, "I'm still breaking your X-box."
Anyway...that was awesome! Butters kissing Cartman's cheek and Kyle beating the crap out of Cartman were two of my favorite parts.
Good stuff. I loved it.
Hahhaa, everyone thought Kyle and Cartman were gay lovers. XDD reply -
RZRPack Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* WOW, this episode was awful, south park is my favorite show of all time. However the last couple years there stuff has no relevance and is just puzzleing, i think they are losing touch and the show is really starting to suck

Why do people love to pretend that shows are getting less funny when they aren't? South Park's last few seasons have been some of their best. reply -
themanthecartman Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* awesome episode 9/10 loved it, funny how money cured it that was a good episode reply

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iluvkenny35 Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* hilarious!! i'm practically speechless!! when the doctor told cartman he had aides, i swear i was laughing harder than kyle did! the new theme song is super bad-ass also. and freaking ADORABLE!!!! overall i give the ep 5479841698468464646/10 stars!! reply

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Stanley_Marsh109 Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* A pretty lackluster episode. Most of the dialogue seemed uncreative and forced. I got a few laughs out of it, but it was pretty boring for the most part.

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thekitchensink Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion*

Why do people love to pretend that shows are getting less funny when they aren't? South Park's last few seasons have been some of their best.
Agreed. The fact that season 11 kicked serious ass cannot be denied. Tonight's episode may not have been the greatest ever, but it was still better than most of the other crap that's on TV. reply -
rlanantelope Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* this episode is why I love South Park. It's so educated that it's just so effin' lewed, it's brilliant. Best show on television, and has been for the last few years.

Brillaint episode. Loved the whole Jimmy Buffet thing, it made me die. Then they break into kyles house "Yeah I've broken into kyles a lot..." hahah reply -
AssassinKenny Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* I'd give it an 8.5-8.75/10. It started strong and had some great lines but after a while it got predictable (who didn't see money being the cure?). Also there wasn't any crazy side-story lines to go along with the main one. reply

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ArtemisClydFr0g Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* All I know is they better bring Clyde Frog back. reply

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candies Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* Wow…..Butters kisses Cartman on the cheeks made me go “ Aw, Butters loves Cartman so much” and my best friend laughed until she wipe a tear from her eye. It was weird that Cartman stick a needle into Kyle’s mouth and says “ I’ve been in Kyle’s room a bunch of times”? how ironic of him caring Kyle even when he sleeps.

My favorite quote has to be “ I’m HIV positive” and “ I’m still going to break your Xbox” part. Also, that Magic Johnson joke was so wrong but it’s hilarious at the same time--who wouldn’t thought he has a room full with cash ( Which I would steal by the way).
Ps: Kyle beat up Cartman was amazing and Mr. Macky trying to stopped it? Niiiiiiiice reply -
sailorgirl26 moving... I loved the tonights' episode. someone finally had the ball to talk about how cancer patients are treated as fucking heros, but how aids funding isn't hip anymore reply

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rlanantelope Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* Also there wasn't any crazy side-story lines to go along with the main one.

Agree completely there, but as it being a season opener, most seem to not have the side stories. reply -
Michaeloptv Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* The episode was great! 8.7/10

I was speachless when Cartman got diagnosed with AIDS. I was LMAO with Jimmy Buffett. The episode brung out the best of Cartman's snister side. Cmon Cartman, Infecting Kyle with AIDS was horrible. Of course, I love butters but I thought the kiss might have been too much.
Cartman: "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV postive"
Oh, but the ending was kinda weak. Why have money cure AIDS? I mean there gonna be fine with medicine you'd think. reply -
hotcarl84 Re: *Episode 1201 Post-Air Discussion* I think South Park has raised the bar too high in the past, that they can't reach it anymore. I was expecting a new, edgy, and controversial first episode of the new season. Instead, I saw one of the gayest south parks in recent memory. I just kept waiting for the real episode to come out but it never did. Let's just hope this is an isolated episode, or else I think this could be the steady downfall of the writers running out of ideas for the show. reply
