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      The Ring
      Original Air Date: 03.11.09

      Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

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      The Coon
      Original Air Date: 03.18.09

      "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

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      Margaritaville
      Original Air Date: 03.25.09

      Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

    4. Eat, Pray, Queef

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      Eat, Pray, Queef
      Original Air Date: 04.01.09

      Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

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      Fishsticks
      Original Air Date: 04.08.09

      Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.

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      Pinewood Derby
      Original Air Date: 04.15.09

      Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

    7. Fatbeard

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      Fatbeard
      Original Air Date: 04.22.09

      Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

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      Dead Celebrities
      Original Air Date: 10.07.09

      Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

    9. Butters' Bottom Bitch

      Episode Available 11.14.09
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      Butters' Bottom Bitch
      Original Air Date: 10.14.09

      Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

    10. W.T.F.

      Episode Available 11.21.09
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      W.T.F.
      Original Air Date: 10.21.09

      After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

    11. Whale Whores

      Episode Available 11.28.09
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      Whale Whores
      Original Air Date: 10.28.09

      Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

    12. The F Word

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      The F Word
      Original Air Date: 11.04.09

      The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

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    Eat, Pray, Queef
    Original Air Date: 04.01.09

    Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

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  2. nall *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Now airing on the east coast. reply
  3. Diabeteth Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Well, we certainly know how the boys feel right now! reply
  4. shabobbleofchina Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion That was fucking awesome.

    "...will not be seen tonight!"     reply
  5. jeenyus720 Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion im not feelin this episode so far reply
  6. kylestanfan Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion "Terrance and Philip, you have presented a quality show for many years. You're fired!"

    "Goodbye, here are some cookies!"

    This episode is WIN so far...loving the rips on themselves and sexism!     reply
  7. triplemultiplex Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Oh my god, they canceled Terrance & Phillip! You bastards!

    I can tell this is one of those episodes they have every once and a while where if you're not on board with story early on, you're not going to like it. I'm on board.

    Get well soon, Butters.     reply
  8. KennyMcCookie Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Nice reference to Not Without My Anus. reply
  9. pdfsmail Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Hmmmmm

    Terrance & Phillip!!!
    Butters!!!
    Regis & Kathy
    Martha Stuart AAAAGH!     reply
  10. kylestanfan Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion ...and just as I say this, there's an image of Martha Stewart decorating her vag and then queefing out a party arrangement...

    could have done without that.     reply
  11. Tustin2121 Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion I love how the male gender always finds this...queefing disgusting and the women always find farts disgusting.

    Personally, I find farts less.... sexual...     reply
  12. Tustin2121 Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Okay, the episode just got 10x better with "The Road Warrior", though the whole Martha Stuart thing was just far too over the top... reply
  13. triplemultiplex Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion The storyline with Terrance and Phillip and the Queef Sisters is spot on. They were made for each other.

    Lots of cheap laughs so far but I can see the angle they're working. Martha Stewart's little show was a riot.     reply
  14. shabobbleofchina Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Yes!

    Mr. Queermo and Mr. Slave!     reply
  15. pdfsmail Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Terrance and Phillip Married!!?? reply
  16. kylestanfan Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Mephisto sighting!

    And they "made" Hillary queef XDDD     reply
  17. Pegazeus Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Wow, this episode is INSANE. I can't tell you how you how hard I've laughed at this episode. OMG, this is the funniest episode this season.

    -The Martha Stewart, just wow.
    -The whole Terrance and Phillip sex scene had me literally laughing out loud for five minutes.
    -Road warrior.

    9.5/10 Season 13 is fucking amazing.     reply
  18. Tustin2121 Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Eh... I don't know.... the whole episode was just................. odd.....

    Also, seriously, how much gas could a.... uh.... uterus produce where we could have the Queef Sisters?     reply
  19. Mavie Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion lol, epic April Fool's Day! reply
  20. intentional or not Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Also, seriously, how much gas could a.... uh.... uterus produce where we could have the Queef Sisters?

    You're such a boy.

    With the Hillary snatch episode before this, it kind of seems that M&T are afraid of vaginas. lol.

    Anyways... I found it really funny. But, in my experience, the girls who find their queefs funny are the same girls who find farts funny, so there wouldn't really be that divide. But otherwise it was really silly and over-the-top, which is how I like my SP.

    And Terrance & Phillip got married. Aw, I love them.     reply
  21. tERRENCEtHEaLMIGHTY Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion that episode was so awesome and disturbing at the same time! i almost lost it at the regis and kelly and martha stewart parts. reply
  22. triplemultiplex Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion And the song for the win!
    (Anyone else think that firefighter chick in the song was fuckin' hot?)

    This episode leaned more toward the low-brow but they manage to compliment that with a delightful 'love story' and a smart observation about gender.

    Can't wait to see that Martha Stewart scene uncensored on DVD

    During T&P's double wedding, I couldn't help but imagine that being Matt & Trey getting hitched with their wives in a similar manner. (Alternate universe or something.)     reply
  23. Craig..l..rulz Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion not that good but none of the episodes this season have been that good. This one was just crazy gross and retarded but the Martha Stewart thing was pretty funny. Outside of that I didnt enjoy it to much. South Park just isnt what it used to be. reply
  24. Mavie Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion
    Also, seriously, how much gas could a.... uh.... uterus produce where we could have the Queef Sisters?

    Vaginas can suck in air, then queef, and repeat the process endlessly.     reply
  25. Raisinz Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion south park is very brave for that episode .. reply
  26. RejoiceItsSusan Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion ...that was so weird!

    But so funny!!
    I died when they did the 'will not be seen tonight!' thing. That was amazing.
    The premise of the episode was so unbelievably retarded but I think that was the point, because Without My Anus was the same way.
    The Martha Stewart thing was disgusting... hilarious, but EW.
    And that song at the end was also really funny. but weird.

    Overall, good episode. I enjoyed it.     reply
  27. Pegazeus Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion not that good but none of the episodes this season have been that good. This one was just crazy gross and retarded but the Martha Stewart thing was pretty funny. Outside of that I didnt enjoy it to much. South Park just isnt what it used to be.
    You can't be serious. South Park isn't what it used to be? Were we watching the same episode? This episode was a back to the roots episode.

    Season 13 is amzaing so far. Can I get some backup on this? They're definitely 4 for 4 so far.     reply
  28. JamesBray Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion What a great april fools day! I kind of thought the Martha Stewart part was unnecessary though. Although, It is South Park. And, I knew it was going to be a Terrance and Phillip episode. reply
  29. redblade7 Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion This was "gross-out" funny, like being tricked onto Meatspin or something. But the Martha Stewart part was just way too gross. reply
  30. Lonely_Jew Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Oh, wow. It was NOT smart to watch this episode on a treadmill. The minute the Queef Sisters came on and started doing what they do best, it began a terrible thirty-minute battle in which I endlessly tried to stop myself from falling off in laughter. Good laughs, M& T!

    What I will say, however, is that it was just the TINSIEST bit on the gross side for me. But that's South Park for you, and I love the show for that. For ALWAYS pushing the envelope.

    The Stan and Randy scenes were just adorable. Somehow I never imagined Randy being an affectionate father like that.

    But, all in all . . . it was good. Not anything like I expected, but hey, I never guess these things right.     reply
  31. That-Is-Bull Re: *1304: Eat, Pray, Queef* Post-Air Discussion Martha Stewart and the Road Warrior had me in tears, but other than that, this episode sucked IMO. The last three were great though. reply
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