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    1. The Ring

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      The Ring
      Original Air Date: 03.11.09

      Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

    2. The Coon

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      The Coon
      Original Air Date: 03.18.09

      "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

    3. Margaritaville

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      Margaritaville
      Original Air Date: 03.25.09

      Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

    4. Eat, Pray, Queef

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      Eat, Pray, Queef
      Original Air Date: 04.01.09

      Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

    5. Fishsticks

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      Fishsticks
      Original Air Date: 04.08.09

      Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.

    6. Pinewood Derby

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      Pinewood Derby
      Original Air Date: 04.15.09

      Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

    7. Fatbeard

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      Fatbeard
      Original Air Date: 04.22.09

      Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

    8. Dead Celebrities

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      Dead Celebrities
      Original Air Date: 10.07.09

      Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

    9. Butters' Bottom Bitch

      Episode Available 11.14.09
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      Butters' Bottom Bitch
      Original Air Date: 10.14.09

      Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

    10. W.T.F.

      Episode Available 11.21.09
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      W.T.F.
      Original Air Date: 10.21.09

      After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

    11. Whale Whores

      Episode Available 11.28.09
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      Whale Whores
      Original Air Date: 10.28.09

      Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

    12. The F Word

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      The F Word
      Original Air Date: 11.04.09

      The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

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    Fatbeard
    Original Air Date: 04.22.09

    Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

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  2. nall *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion This is the mid-season finale of South Park. The remaining half of season 13 airs this fall. reply
  3. Diabeteth Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Kyle is hilarious. Ha ha ha! That is... great! reply
  4. sterry329 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion lmao at Kevin having a light saber reply
  5. shabobbleofchina Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion YES!

    "Goddamnit, Kevin."     reply
  6. sterry329 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion hahaha... the whole situation is just hilarious right now... so far so good.

    the fu*k?     reply
  7. Diabeteth Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Aww man, I was hoping they wouldn't end up hostage. I wanted a kids-being-kids episode. Still, this is funny, which is the most important thing. I'm certain the kids will NEVER figure out they're hostages. And yeah, the pirates totally would start with the fat one. Cartman has got to be irritating them so, so much. reply
  8. shabobbleofchina Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Seriously?

    Please don't tell me I was the only one who caught the throwback to "The Fellowship of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers".     reply
  9. triplemultiplex Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion I loved that scene with Kyle egging Cartman on to go to Somali. But looks like we've seen the last of Kyle, Stan & Kenny for this episode. They did a good job of getting Cartman & Co. over there quickly in the episode. No sense dealing with the logistics.

    Cartman remains ignorant of his own peril and is trying to give pointers to the Somalis.     reply
  10. Diabeteth Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Oh boy, Ike's letter is great. And looks like Kyle's involved now, definitely.... yay!

    And now they took over the boat? Okay, this episode rules.

    EDIT: Ahhhh Cartman is making changes here! I! LOVE! THIS!     reply
  11. shabobbleofchina Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion I still say the Kevin throwback made the episode for me. reply
  12. sterry329 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion LMFAO at the somalian pirate song and scene reply
  13. kelseygirl06 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion LMFAO at the somalian pirate song and scene

    LOL!!!!! i wonder how many times they said the f word     reply
  14. spfan1494 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion The f word? Probably as much as "The Ring".

    This episode so far is ok, Cartman's being Cartman again and he's got everyone else in tow. Holy s**t. KYLE WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE!     reply
  15. Diabeteth Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Okay, raise your hand if you saw it coming with Kyle as the hostage.

    And don't actually say you're raising your hand, unless you're saying something else too.     reply
  16. Mackerni Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion You gave me my own South Park character....

    LOL.

    "You can just call me Kevin."

    This is better than working for South Park.

    *swings LIGHTSABRE*     reply
  17. GlittersBlings Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion I loved the Pirate song too funny.

    Uh-oh. What Cartman gonna do to Kyle     reply
  18. pdfsmail Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion I still say the Kevin throwback made the episode for me.


    .. Plus Cartman actually making things go his way and Butters following along... this is great !!     reply
  19. triplemultiplex Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Ah, shows how much I know. Of course Kyle would embark on a mission to save Ike.

    Cartman sure whooped those pirates into shape. And using the best method: the montage!

    Doing good through 2 acts.     reply
  20. spfan1494 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion 10,000 euros for Kyle. reply
  21. shabobbleofchina Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Oh, my god, listen to Ike. reply
  22. pdfsmail Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion The whole Ike / Butters combo is interesting... never seen that before..... of course Clyde cries lol
    Then the sniper cap off at the end...     reply
  23. Mackerni Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Okay ... that ending was just sad... reply
  24. shabobbleofchina Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion How awesome would it be if Token went with Cartman?

    "Don't shoot the white ones!"     reply
  25. Michaeloptv Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Awesome!! reply
  26. spfan1494 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Fatass finally was put in his place with the US forces. reply
  27. sterry329 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    nice way to cap off the break... can't wait till the fall!     reply
  28. Michaeloptv Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Other than the fact that there were too many refrences to the old shows:

    Lord of the twin towers
    Ginger Kids etc.

    This episode ruled!!

    Loved Kevin and the Light saver, Loved Clyde crying.
    Loved Cartman singing and acting like stupid dumb Cartman...and Butters had a good showing.

    9.2/10     reply
  29. Raisinz Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion I think this was easily the best episode this season so far. Although I thought it ended too soon But other than that, it was just full of awesome. reply
  30. smiles216 Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Awesome I couldn't stop laughing.

    "Don't shoot the white ones" lol     reply
  31. Butterskicksass Re: *1307: Fatbeard* Post-Air Discussion Just got over here in Mountain time, And it was AWESOME!!! I love the pirate song as well.... I hope that one will be available. cut off your cock and feed it to a croc....LOL! And Kevin with the lightsaber.... goes to show the french will turn over to even to a toy lightsaber!!! This episode was a really great way to end the mid-season. I have really enjoyed season 13 so far!!! Can't wait to see what we get for the rest of the season.... OH, The ONLY thing missing in this episode was Timmy... I would have loved to see him in this one. It would have so fit!!!! LOL.... 10/10 reply
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