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      Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

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    Dances With Smurfs
    Original Air Date: 11.11.09

    Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

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  2. nall *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Now airing on the east coast. reply
  3. pdfsmail Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion this should be a good episode! reply
  4. jerseygirl2021 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion wow Cartman dove into the assholeness SO FUCKING FAST. lmfao. reply
  5. beaveat Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion You gotta be fuckin kidding me! We in the Ginger Nation are not going to stand for this. reply
  6. kfgg Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Casey is Casey Kasem (his show was canceled by Premere Radio Networks)

    Cartman is Glenn Beck (Talk host on the Premere Radio Networks and Fox News Channel)     reply
  7. ssouthparkk4602 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion FUC‍KING told you it was about that asshole BECK! HAHA! reply
  8. IKyman Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Haha, Cartman is an ass to Wendy
    Looks like Clyde Frog is sewed back on!     reply
  9. pdfsmail Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion HAHA!
    HA!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    This episode has special meaning to me... if you only knew.... so unreal, I was in a similar situation with people today...

    extremist assumptions...

    HAHA!!
    HEHEHAHAHAHAHA!
    Love it!

     reply
  10. triplemultiplex Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Good lord, that opening scene was horrible.

    But since then, Cartman is once again in prime form. They sure as shit turned him into Glenn Beck.

    One idiot copying another idiot.     reply
  11. mo303564 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Sooo....

    They kill the insifficent ginger kid, and replace him with Glen Beck...I mean Eric Cartman!

    I loove butters. So cute.

    "I just called the president a b*tch!"     reply
  12. ssouthparkk4602 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Seen it from a mile away. So, now those "Beck" Libertarians (NOT the normal ones!) will finally see that SP doesn't support their crazy ass conspiracies, and they will finally stop saying that it is "ironic" that I call them stupid when the SP creators are Libertarian, "like them and Beck".

    So here's to you assh*les, FU‍CK you guys!     reply
  13. PEUmbarger Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion It's 2215 eastern standard time and the counter says that there are zero seconds to go and the video still won't play. When I try to play the episode, all I get is a message telling me that the show should eb available today.

    THIS BITES!     reply
  14. Bridon_Guirmo Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Cartman is Rush limbaugh/ glenn beck. I luv it. I freaking knew it had to come sooner or later!

    lmao     reply
  15. beaveat Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Sooo....

    They kill the insifficent ginger kid, and replace him with Glen Beck...I mean Eric Cartman!

    I loove butters. So cute.

    "I just called the president a b*tch!"


    Fuck you ginger-hater!     reply
  16. jerseygirl2021 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Cartman. Dressed as a smurf. All up on Smurfette.

    DUDE. WTF.

    I think Matt n Trey were on some really good acid when they came up with this episode. So far, I think I like it.     reply
  17. triplemultiplex Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion I notice Butters is the only one in the class paying attention to Fatass. This represents how Glenn Beck only appeals to a small fraction of people.

    That kid with the Casey Casem voice is getting old. I bet we'll see him at the end with morning announcement job.

    I really hope Fatass is cruising for another ass beating.     reply
  18. pdfsmail Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion *wipes tears from eyes*

    i have been laughing like butters on the school bus when cartman sat next to him looking like a ginger...

    RIP gordon... lol

    Alex jones / infowars....
    lol     reply
  19. ssouthparkk4602 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Cartman is Rush limbaugh/ glenn beck. I luv it. I freaking knew it had to come sooner or later!

    lmao
    Yeah.

    I feel vindicated. Fuckers on YouTube calling me an idiot thinking SP would support their and Beck's views. I will make them eat their words.

    SP is not endorsing Obama's views, or anyone's. That is fine, Obama isn't doing what I would want done, anyway. I am no Obama bot. So if they rip on Obama in this episode, I care not. But I can still use this episode to make them eat their words. Oh I feel so vindicated.     reply
  20. Emy Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Found the alien! The door behind Stan when yelling at Cartman at his book selling! reply
  21. mo303564 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Haha!! The Sarah Paulin Effect got Cartman...and so now Wendy got the last laugh

    I'm Casey Casem!     reply
  22. Pegazeus Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Despite a few amusing moments, this episode was not that good. What the hell was that episode even about? Honestly, that felt like a mish mash on a Tuesday morning. The second half of this season has officially been a letdown. Goddammit, I'm so bummed after watching this.

    6/10     reply
  23. kfgg Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion THAT was good. reply
  24. nall Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion It's 2215 eastern standard time and the counter says that there are zero seconds to go and the video still won't play. When I try to play the episode, all I get is a message telling me that the show should eb available today.
    The counter counts down not to when it's available on site, but when it airs on Comedy Central. Where you should be watching it. http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2889/emotcolbert.gif     reply
  25. ssouthparkk4602 Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion So at the end, all those things Cartman was called in that letter apply to Beck.

    Fuck yes. Now that "statement" that gets used on me on YT will now stop, because I was right, they were wrong. The creators are not retarded Libertarians, they are sensible Libertarians. Can't wait to go back to the comment sections of those videos and tell them "I told you so".     reply
  26. Beard Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion 9/10

    Awesome....     reply
  27. pdfsmail Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Butters...
    HAHA!

    peeing on Wendy's door...

    I am shocked she didn't kick his ass...

    Butters running off with his pants down...lol

    then the turn around on air, where Wendy stumps Cartman.. again lol
    one smurfberry!

    Casey Casem! countdown...


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  28. Beard Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Wendy PWNED him. reply
  29. kfgg Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Love the lunch menus. Same crap they always served when I was in high school not so long ago. Spaghetti with Marinara Sauce LOL reply
  30. Wii fit man Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion 10/10

    Suck it, fatass. Best episode of the season.     reply
  31. triplemultiplex Re: *1313: Dances with Smurfs* Post-Air Discussion Yes! Great ending. Cry, porky, cry!

    Way to fight fire with fire, Wendy.

    They managed to rip on that Beck douche without getting bogged down by politics. An idiot is an idiot, regardless of what they're being an idiot about.

    This episode built to a satisfying conclusion, but it took a long time to get there. That opening scene was one of the most unfunny things I've seen on the show. But once we got into the meat of the story, it was so much better.     reply
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