Stan Marsh
Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has asthma, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger; he experienced significant trauma after she dumped him.
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The Marsh Family Leaves
Season 12: Over Logging
Randy realizes the only way to save his family is to go in search of Internet.
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Stan's a Timecist
Season 8: Goobacks
The Marshes hire a time-person as their maid for dirt cheap. Stan is fed up with those "goobacks" taking people's jobs in the present.
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Future Stan
Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan's future self shows up at the Marsh house and appears to have a serious drug problem, possibly caused by Stan's handling of the joint.
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Stan Stops Eating Meat
Season 6: Fun with Veal
The boys are hungry. Mrs. Cartman sneaks them some food and Cartman feeds some beef jerky to a cow.
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Marsh Family Conversion
Season 7: All About the Mormons?
Stan's dad returns from the Harrisons' with a new outlook on family life and religion.
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Grandpa's Birthday
Season 1: Death
At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
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Stan's Missing
Season 2: Chickenpox
Stan's missing and if they don't find him soon, chickenpox will make him think he's David Duchovny and he could die.
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Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelly.
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Stan's Parents Show Up
Season 2: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Charlie Manson doesn't envy Stan when the crisis he's created is interrupted by Mrs. Marsh, who has arrived in Nebraska and is really pissed.
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Cartman vs. Marsh
Season 3: Sexual Harassment Panda
Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.

