Kenny McCormick
Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we are left only to guess at what he has said. Kenny has been on a good luck streak for the past season and has not been offed once in the new episodes... yet.
Results
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Kenny's Nightmare
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny tries to plunge the unborn fetus from his Mother's stomach after having a nightmare that the baby will kill him when it's born.
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Kenny's Plan
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny tries to sabotage is parents plan of having another kid by throwing a baseball at his father's balls.
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The Krazy Kenny Show
Season 4: Fat Camp
Kenny's moving on up in the world: he doesn't need Jesus to get on TV anymore. Now he's got his own show.
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Kenny's Mom is Pregnant
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny's Mom is pregnant and Cartman brags about being NAMBLA's new poster child.
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New Kenny
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny's parents have a baby and decide to name him Kenny, after their son who just died.
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Kenny's Remains
Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven
Kenny's grieving parents show Stan, Kyle and Cartman the urn holding Kenny's remains.
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The True Meaning of Being an American
Season 4: Quintuplets
Kenny McCormick sings "La Donna E Mobile," Cartman explains the joys of America.
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Deal Druggie
Season 4: Fat Camp
With Kenny behind bars, there's only one person who can impersonate him effectively, the Skinny Fake Cartman.
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Domestic Disturbance
Season 2: Chickenlover
Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
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Abortion Cocktail
Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny's Dad accidentally drinks the abortion cocktail Kenny made for his mom and suffers the consequences.

