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Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's Counselor. He's always trying to figure out what's wrong with all the kids in South Park.

Mr. Mackey

Mr. Mackey

Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's Counselor. He's always trying to figure out what's wrong with all the kids in South Park.

  1. Play Clip 00:49

    Mr. Mackey Gets Fired

    Season 2: Ike's Wee Wee

    Mr. Mackey is fired for giving marijuana to the class

    Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Drugs, Jamaican Grass, Marijuana

  2. Play Clip 00:44

    Mr. Mackey's Theory

    Season 4: Timmy 2000

    Timmy goes to the principal's office.

    Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Timmy, ADD

  3. Play Clip 00:40

    Be Passive

    Season 1: Damien

    Damien and Mr. Mackey discuss how to make friends.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Damien

  4. Play Clip 04:16

    Mackey of the Bells

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Song, Christmas Song, bells, Carol of the Bells, ding-dong, chorus, multiply, WSBK News 2

  5. Play Clip 01:38

    School Marriage Counselor

    Season 2: Clubhouses

    Mr. Mackey counsels Stan's parents.

    Tags: Stan, Mr. Mackey, Skylarkings, Marriage Counseling, Stan's Dad, stan's mom

  6. Play Clip 01:31

    Timmy Goes to Mackey

    Season 8: Up the Down Steroid

    Mr. Mackey has difficulty understanding Timmy.

    Tags: Timmy, Mr. Mackey, Jimmy, Mkay, Communication

  7. Play Clip 01:00

    Mackey Takes a Drink

    Season 2: Ike's Wee Wee

    Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Bar, Devil, Angel

  8. Play Clip 00:52

    Open Your Mind

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Mr. Mackey mind-melds with Van Gelder.

    Tags: Nurse's Office, Mr. Mackey, Van Gelder, Mind-Meld, Nurse Gollum, Dead Fetus, chi

  9. Play Clip 01:53
  10. Play Clip 2:20

    I Want You, Mkay

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mrs. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey put their sex education lessons to work on one another. Mkay.

    Tags: dirtiest, Collection, Mr. Mackey, Mrs. Choksondik, sex

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