Characters Stan

This section contains information about all of the South Park characters with a link to their downloads. Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has asthma, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger; he experienced significant trauma after she dumped him.

Stan

Stan

Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has asthma, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger; he experienced significant trauma after she dumped him.

  1. Play Clip 00:44

    Stan's Speech

    Season 9: Die Hippie, Die

    Stan addresses the hippies.

    Tags: Stan, Hippies, Corporations, speech, Concert, High, Music Festival

  2. Play Clip 00:20

    Stan's Changed

    Season 9: Die Hippie, Die

    Stan feels the mall is evil.

    Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Sharon, Guitar, Mall, Corporations, Peace Sign, Birkenstocks, Signs, Five Man Electrical Band

  3. Play Clip 00:28

    Stan's in Trouble

    Season 2: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

    Stan's parents are alive and going to Nebraska to find him.

    Tags: stan's mom, Stan's Dad, shelley, Cartman's Mom, Stan, Ran Away, Nebraska

  4. Play Clip 02:31

    Future Stan

    Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me

    Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.

    Tags: Stan, grandpa, Future Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, The Osbournes, Ozzy Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, News, Electrical Storm

  5. Play Clip 01:26

    Stan's Plan

    Season 3: The Red Badge of Gayness

    Stan empties the Confederates' schnapps holdings.

    Tags: Kenny's Mom, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, grandpa, Jimbo, Randy, Kenny's Dad, Garrison, Jagerminz, Fort Sumter

  6. Play Clip 00:41

    Stan's Missing

    Season 2: Chickenpox

    Stan's missing, and if they don't find him he could die.

    Tags: Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Doctor, David Duchovny, Hell's Pass Hospital

  7. Play Clip 01:04

    Goth Stan

    Season 7: Raisins

    Stan's poems about pain aren't Goth enough.

    Tags: Goth Kids, Stan, Poem, Birthday, Maggots, Poe

  8. Play Clip 00:31

    Stan Moves On

    Season 7: Raisins

    Stan learns to demonstrate his pain in a healthier manner than wallowing in sadness.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Wendy, token, Football, Middle Finger

  9. Play Clip 02:29

    Stan Meets the Critters

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan meets the Woodland Critters.

    Tags: Christmas, Woodland Critters, Stan, Christmas Tree, Red Poofball Hat, Star, Narrator, Sled

  10. Play Clip 01:18

    Stan's a Timecist

    Season 8: Goobacks

    Stan's parents accuse him of being an ignorant timecist.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Sharon Marsh, stan's mom, Gooback

  11. Play Clip 00:55

    Stan Chooses Scientology

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Scientology

  12. Play Clip 01:55

    Stan's Pep Talk

    Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

    Stan motivates his dad to keep working.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Randy, Monster, Scooby Doo, Wrath of Kahn, Star Trek, Day Dream, Montage

  13. Play Clip 01:15

    Stan Confides In Kyle

    Season 9: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

    Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton flood.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Environment, Global Warming, George Bush, Jew Gold, Beaverton

  14. Play Clip 02:35

    Stan Builds a Manger

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.

    Tags: Christmas, Woodland Critters, Stan, Mountain Lion, Manger, Immaculate Conception, Lord, Savior, Narrator

  15. Play Clip 01:04

    Stan Gets It?

    Season 11: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

    Stan understands that he doesn't get it, and promptly gets it.

    Tags: Cartman, Fist Fight, Stan, Kyle

  16. Play Clip 03:15

    Stan's Double Cross

    Season 10: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

    Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, 9/11, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Mr. Mackey

  17. Play Clip 01:36

    The Critters Attack Stan

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.

    Tags: Stan, Satan, Woodland Critters, Antichrist, Manger, Satanic Powers, Heathen Host, Narrator, Baptized

  18. Play Clip 01:47

    Stan Hits Rock Bottom

    Season 11: Guitar Queer-O

    Stan is too wasted to play Guitar Hero and gets booed by the video crowd.

    Tags: Stan, Heroin Hero, Guitar Hero, Mr. Kincade, Cartman, Butters, Producer, Craig, Sex Pistols, Pretty Vacant, Video Crowd

  19. Play Clip 00:41

    Stan's Parents Show Up

    Season 2: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

    Stan's mom lets him know that he has disobeyed her for the last time.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Robert Pooner, News, Hostages, Palmoral Sun block, cancer, Charles Manson, stan's mom

  20. Play Clip 01:35

    Stan's Black Eye

    Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    Stan got a black eye from his sister and Kyle got an elephant.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Elephant, Black Eye, pot-bellied pig, New Retarded Kid

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