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0504: Come in Moses!
 
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0505: You promised us Terrance and Phillip, therefore we promised the WORLD!
 
Download You promised us Terrance and Phillip, therefore we promised the WORLD!
0505: Phillips Shakespear speech
 
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0505: Why is it that every time someone sees me they say "Hey where's Phillip?"
 
Download Why is it that every time someone sees me they say "Hey where's Phillip?"
0505: Man it smells down there!
 
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0505: Guys we have no choice... we're gonna have to move away
 
Download Guys we have no choice... we're gonna have to move away
0505: Kenny's a random slut!
 
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0505: Jesus tapdancing Christ is thing ever gonna end?
 
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0505: Hey do you all remember this one?
 
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0505: Earth Day huh? Sounds like noble cause... how much does it pay?
 
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0505: And now heres a classic Terrance and Phillip sketch I wrote back in 67
 
Download And now heres a classic Terrance and Phillip sketch I wrote back in 67
0505: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, step to the left and clap yo hands!
 
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0505: Oh Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawl at the First Bank of Lies
 
Download Oh Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawl at the First Bank of Lies
0505: Look, if you don't come and do the show I'll make you eat your parents
 
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0505: But I warn you, you'd better not promise things that you can't deliver
 
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