Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

October 31, 2001 - Can you email Matt or Trey directly ? Or do you ha

Can you email Matt or Trey directly ? Or do you have to go through the staff?

Answer

Matt and Trey do not have an email that fans can write to. If you want to ask a question please email:

info@southparkstudios.com

Question:

October 30, 2001 - Is the man playing guitar on the opening credits m

Is the man playing guitar on the opening credits meant to be Les Claypool from Primus?

Answer

Yes, Les Claypool does the opening credit theme song so they made a South Park style characater of him.

Question:

October 30, 2001 - I found some clips on the net of things I never se

I found some clips on the net of things I never seen before like the boys & Timmy in Gladiator. Do Matt and Trey make these for the net or am I getting a glimpse at a repeated or coming up episode?

Answer

The Gladiator sketch was for an MTV awards show, Matt and Trey did a spoof of Gladiator, Battlefield Earth and Scientology.

Question:

October 27, 2001 - Did George Clooney actually do the voice of Sparky

Did George Clooney actually do the voice of Sparky in Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride?

Answer

Yes he did and Jay Leno did the voice of Mr. Kitty!

Question:

October 26, 2001 - What is the "Spooky Vision" for?

What is the "Spooky Vision" for?

Answer

To scare the shit outta you!!

Question:

October 26, 2001 - How do i download something once it's in my cart

How do i download something once it's in my cart

Answer

Once you've got it all in your cart click on the yellow arrow to the very right of the description and your on your way!

Question:

October 26, 2001 - Did korn do there own voices on "Korn's Groovy Pir

Did korn do there own voices on "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery?"

Answer

Yes they did, all guest stars that have their name in the credits listed as "Special Guest Star" in the beginning do their own voices.

Question:

October 25, 2001 - How come Matt and Trey don't have an introduction

How come Matt and Trey don't have an introduction in the Timmy video?

Answer

Matt and Trey have'nt been asked to do one of those introductions in a while. Once there is more news about it we'll post it.

Question:

October 24, 2001 - Is there anywhere else that I can get the Lapdance

Is there anywhere else that I can get the Lapdance 2001 DVD other than craptv.com?

Answer

You can get the same DVD at towerrecors.com

Question:

October 24, 2001 - Is Kenny short for Kenneth?

Is Kenny short for Kenneth?

Answer

No. It's long for Ken.

Question:

October 24, 2001 - If Mr. Garrison really is gay, then why was Fluffy

If Mr. Garrison really is gay, then why was Fluffy the pig female?

Answer

I think it has something to do with chromosomes.

Question:

October 24, 2001 - How old are Terrance and Phillip?

How old are Terrance and Phillip?

Answer

30 and 32.

Question:

October 24, 2001 - Do you think Craig has some kind of condition (lik

Do you think Craig has some kind of condition (like Tourette's Syndrome) where he always has to flip the bird, or is he just being rude?

Answer

Neither. It's learned behavior. Just check out his family in #304 "Tweek vs. Craig."

Question:

October 22, 2001 - What is the melody to funky town! The digits to a

What is the melody to funky town! The digits to a phone?

Answer

Well the beginning part goes: 5-5-4-5-7-7-5... then I lose it. I, however, CAN play the chorus to "Wind Beneath My Wings."

Question:

October 22, 2001 - What would Brian Boy Tommo do?

What would Brian Boy Tommo do?

Answer

I don't know, but I have a good idea on what Brian Boitano would do...

Question:

October 22, 2001 - Does Isaac Hayes or Matt Trey write Chef's songs?

Does Isaac Hayes or Matt Trey write Chef's songs?

Answer

Trey writes them, sends them to Isaac and Matt gives him direction over the phone! Sometimes Isaac comes in to the studios to record his lines.

Question:

October 22, 2001 - Is Mr. Garison gay?

Is Mr. Garison gay?

Answer

Um... YES! Gayer then Springtime as a matter of fact.

Question:

October 16, 2001 - Refering to "Alabama Man", you do realize that not

Refering to "Alabama Man", you do realize that not all men from Alabama are just drunk rednecks...some are fat as well.

Answer

Of course we knew that, we just decided to use the more visually pleasing Alabama Man, DUH!

Question:

October 16, 2001 - In the sexual harassment Panda episode, what are t

In the sexual harassment Panda episode, what are the lyrics to the Panda's song?

Answer

Who lives in the East
Near the willower tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment
To you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that!
Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty
Says that silly bear!
He's gonna tell you
What's right and wrong!
Sexual Harassment Panda!

Question:

October 16, 2001 - Does south park really have anything against Phil

Does south park really have anything against Phil Collins or are they joking around?

Answer

They really, really hate Phill Collins!

Question:

October 15, 2001 - Will they're ever be a special edition dvd of orga

Will they're ever be a special edition dvd of orgazmo with all sorts of crazy extras?

Answer

Well gosh, if you pray (to satan) real hard, anything can happen.

Question:

October 15, 2001 - Will I ever be able to purchase the wonder that is

Will I ever be able to purchase the wonder that is "the wild wacky action bike"? How about Alabama man?

Answer

Unfortunately, neither are available to the general public (that would be you).

Actually, I (Charles) was supposed to get one of the two "Wacky Action Bikes," the "picture" bike if you will (that's the one they used for the rotating shot, not the blow-up shot), but some a-hole on the crew did a switcheroo. I was seriously pissed.

I think the one and only Alabama Man went to one of the show's writers as a birthday gift.

Question:

October 15, 2001 - Will you guys release the complete seasons on DVD

Will you guys release the complete seasons on DVD, like the X-files and the Simpson's did?

Answer

As soon as we get as many wealthy fans as those two shows. Our fans are po, but we still love them... mostly.

Question:

October 15, 2001 - Will you be making fun of Osama bin Laden in futur

Will you be making fun of Osama bin Laden in future episodes, or are you afraid you may receive letters with white powdery matter on them for it?

Answer

We already receive letters with white powdery matter on them... Oh, you mean anthrax. Nevermind.

Question:

October 14, 2001 - What can we expect in the new episodes of South Pa

What can we expect in the new episodes of South Park?

Answer

Kenny will die.

Question:

October 12, 2001 - Whats the name of the DVD with DVDA live on it?

Whats the name of the DVD with DVDA live on it?

Answer

It's called "Lapdance 2000" and it's available here:
At Tower Records
http://tower.endeca.com/tower?sku=80692300019&fn=3C&sid=3BC7821BDC02

And here
At CRAPtv.com
http://craptv.com/cgi-bin/hazel/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item=txtstore_video.html

Question:

October 11, 2001 - Who did the Towelie voice?

Who did the Towelie voice?

Answer

It was done by Vernon Chatman, he also doubles as a writer on the show.

Question:

October 10, 2001 - Did you guys ever sell the Towelie talking towel?

Did you guys ever sell the Towelie talking towel?

Answer

No, that was a joke. However Comedycentral.com/shop sold the t-shirt that said "I love Towelie" and "I Hate Towelie" for about a week after the show originally aired.

Question:

October 05, 2001 - I loved the first episode with Jesus vs. Santa but

I loved the first episode with Jesus vs. Santa but it was like 5 minutes long, will they ever finish it?

Answer

They did finish it, they didn't have a clue it was going to be so popular so the first episode was only 5 minutes long!

Question:

October 05, 2001 - Is NAMBLA an actual real life organization?

Is NAMBLA an actual real life organization?

Answer

Yes it is, do a search for it on www.google.com sick stuff.

Question:

October 05, 2001 - How come in "The Spirit Of Christmas" Cartman is c

How come in "The Spirit Of Christmas" Cartman is called KENNY?

Answer

Cartman and Kenny were switched around because it was the first time ever that they did it. They had no idea it would become such a popular series. All animated shows change from the beginning, if you look at older shows of "The Simpsons" Mr. Smithers is super super dark skinned, now he's just like the other characters... 'cept for Apu of course.

Question:

October 01, 2001 - Why is Chef (the most important adult in South Par

Why is Chef (the most important adult in South Park) not on your adults character page?

Answer

Because he's in the "Guest Stars" section. Chef is technically a guest star in the credits of the show.

Question:

October 01, 2001 - Who decides which episodes are going to be rerun?

Who decides which episodes are going to be rerun?

Answer

Usually Comedy Central

Question:

October 01, 2001 - Was robin williams really in South Park: Bigger,Lo

Was robin williams really in South Park: Bigger,Longer and Uncut?

Answer

No he wasn't. However he did perform "Blame Canada" at the Oscars when SP: BL&UC was up.

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