Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

November 25, 2002 - Whats Lemmiwinks suppose to be a parody of?

Whats Lemmiwinks suppose to be a parody of?

Answer

It is a tribute to this film

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000F1MF/ref=pd_ser_asin_1//104-8592825-0999160?v=glance&s=video

Question:

November 25, 2002 - "The Digital Bits" (http://www.thedigitalbits.com)

"The Digital Bits" (http://www.thedigitalbits.com) stated that the commentary CDs would be available with DVD Proof-of-purchase. Is that so? What is the address to send Proof-of-purchase to?

Answer

You can get the forms to send the proofs of purchase here:

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/southpark/dvd/

You will need to download the PDF file and print it out, the address to send the proofs of purchase is on the printout.

Question:

November 25, 2002 - What are the lyrics for the Lemmiwinks song?

What are the lyrics for the Lemmiwinks song?

Answer


A great adventure
Is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks
Or you will soon be dead
The journey before you
May be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay mans ass
So your story can be told!
Lemminks! Lemmiwinks! Lemmiwinks! etc.

Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast
To find his way out of, a gay mans ass
The road ahead, is full of danger and fright
But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might
"Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the entrance of the small intestines. There you must seek out the sparrow prince!"
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now and seal your fate
"I am the Sparrow Prince, long has my spirit been trapped within this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines, one path leads to the stomach, the other to doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide."
Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way!
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tail is nearly through
"Great job Lemmiwinks!"
"Thanks to you we are all free."
"But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil, Lemmiwinks. You are, the Gerbil King!"
"All hail the Gerbil King!"
Now that you're the Gerbil King
There's more adventures to go on
Fly away to far away lands into the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King
Could be told a thousand nights
Lem, Lem, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks etc.

Question:

November 25, 2002 - Why doesn't chef sing anymore?

Why doesn't chef sing anymore?

Answer

Maybe he lacks inspiration?

Question:

November 21, 2002 - What the hell was that? (referring to "The Death C

What the hell was that? (referring to "The Death Camp of Tolerance")

Answer

Your guess is as good as ours dude!

Question:

November 21, 2002 - Were any gerbils harmed in "The Death Camp Of Tole

Were any gerbils harmed in "The Death Camp Of Tolerance Episode?"

Answer

Only one, but he was paid well and it was just a flesh wound.

Question:

November 18, 2002 - Where did you purchase the Alabama Man doll?

Where did you purchase the Alabama Man doll?

Answer

We didn't. It was made by a prop maker specifically for the shoot. Only one set was made, and it was given to Pam Brady, a former South Park writer, for her birthday.

Question:

November 18, 2002 - In "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to th

In "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers," when the boys rush in to take the porno from Butters, we see a live action clip on his television screen. Where is the clip actually from?

Answer

It, along with the porno audio tracks, is from an actual porno provided by Vivid Entertainment. I can get you the actual title if you're interested... pervert.

Question:

November 18, 2002 - Since Comedy Central will not ship overseas, is th

Since Comedy Central will not ship overseas, is there any other way one can aquire the South Park first season DVD WITH commentary CDs? I would very much like to listen to the commentaries and have already bought the previous dvd release, and am willing to shell out more for the latest dvd release WITH commentary CDs please help.

Answer

Your best bet would be to wait a little while and get it on Ebay.com. I'm sure lots of people are going to be burning copies of the commentary.

Question:

November 16, 2002 - I'm taking a dramatic studies course in which the

I'm taking a dramatic studies course in which the ideas of Brecht and Artaud (among others) are taught. As I've been learning about these two schools of thought, I've constantly found myself applying their ideas to South Park. I may eventually write a paper for class illustrating such parallels. Have Trey or Matt been directly influenced by these dramatic theorists, or am I just trying to make South Park seem more intellectual than it actually is?

Answer

A big fat affirmative to Brecht, but an equally fat negative to Artaud. Surrealism is for losers.

Question:

November 16, 2002 - Do you suppose Osama Bin Laden is Satan's new love

Do you suppose Osama Bin Laden is Satan's new lover?

Answer

If you read the news, you'd know that Osama's not dead yet.

Question:

November 15, 2002 - In what episode does Mr. Garrison realize he's gay

In what episode does Mr. Garrison realize he's gay? Also, what episode does Cartman say: I'll kick you in the nuts!

Answer

To answer your first question: #412 Fourth Grade.

To answer your second question: Cartman has said that line on numerous occasions. The first that I can recall is in #112 "Mecha-Streisand," but then I could be wrong.

Question:

November 15, 2002 - Matt's from Switzerland?

Matt's from Switzerland?

Answer

NO! It's Swaziland, dammit. Get it straight.

Question:

November 15, 2002 - If I shave off every last bit of my body hair (inc

If I shave off every last bit of my body hair (including eybrows and eyelashes) butter myself in salted butter, strip down naked and run backwards buttered, shaved and naked through a corn field, don't you think that should earn me a guest role on the show?

Answer

No you fool! God what kind of sick freak would suggest something like this!? :o

Question:

November 14, 2002 - The Bowling for Columbine cartoon that Matt and Tr

The Bowling for Columbine cartoon that Matt and Trey made, why is it not mentioned anywhere on this site?

Answer

Cause they didn't make that cartoon. It's just "South Park-like." Actually, it's very similar to an animated short Trey did in college called "American History." He won a student Academy Award for it.

Question:

November 14, 2002 - How do I get onto the site that lets you make your

How do I get onto the site that lets you make your own south park characters?

Answer

http://www.comedycentral.com/southparkgames/character/

Question:

November 11, 2002 - It it Trey or Matt that does the voice for Saddam

It it Trey or Matt that does the voice for Saddam Hussein?

Answer

Saddam is done by Matt Stone

Question:

November 11, 2002 - Can you please send me the DVD with first season o

Can you please send me the DVD with first season on it.I`ll do anything for it! ANYTHING!

Answer

Will you shave off every last bit of your body hair (including eybrows and eyelashes) butter yourself in salted butter, strip down naked and run backwards buttered, shaved and naked through a corn field?

Question:

November 06, 2002 - I just want to make a comment: this is a shame how

I just want to make a comment: this is a shame how you people do this for kids. this is the most UNGODLY show I ever seen. You shouldn't be aloud to be on tv or make movies. You are teaching the kids a terrible way of life. I am a christain (sic), that Jesus Christ is my Lord. I'm against South Park. Write a cleaner show.

Answer

1. South Park never has been and never will be for kids. It's on at 10:00 PM. 2. It is the parents' responsibility to monitor their childrens' tv watching not ours. 3. The whole show is just one big joke after the other. If you ask me, I think God has a sense of humor... if he didn't the world would have ended long long ago.

Question:

November 06, 2002 - How often are Matt, Trey, and the SP staff sober?

How often are Matt, Trey, and the SP staff sober?

Answer

There was that one week in '98...

Question:

November 05, 2002 - I live in Pensacola, FL. We have a Starvin' Marvin

I live in Pensacola, FL. We have a Starvin' Marvin's gas station here. Did Trey and Matt know this and name Marvin after that or is it just a cow-inky-dink?

Answer

That's one hell of a cowinkydink!

Question:

November 05, 2002 - Will Trey marry me?

Will Trey marry me?

Answer

No he won't Russell Crowe! And stop pretending it's not you!

Question:

November 05, 2002 - How do they make Kenny's voice mumbled when record

How do they make Kenny's voice mumbled when recording? So they cover up his mouth with something, or do they do something with computers?

Answer

When Matt did Kenny's voice, all he would do was cover his mouth with his sleeve and talk into it. The pitch however is changed with audio equipment to make him sound more like a kid, and less like a 30 year old :)

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