Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

October 23, 2002 - About a long time ago, I wrote you guys a letter,

About a long time ago, I wrote you guys a letter, wondering on how exactly did Big Gay Al get out of his suitcase at the end of his first episode, and you guys wrote "Who said that Big Gay Al had to stay in a suitcase?", well for your information, you guys kinda said it because it's been like, since the movie that we saw him next after his first episode. So, wouldn't you agree that one can assume that he was still in the suitcase, considering he was never seen or heard from again until the movie? And also, is his animal santuary still in that suitcase too?

Answer

Don't you think that you're reading into the sillyest show in America just a little too much???????

Question:

October 22, 2002 - can i have matt and treys autograph on my email?

can i have matt and treys autograph on my email? ps CARTMAN ROCKS!!!!!!

Answer

i guess if you want to write their names, yourself, and email that around, you can, it's not really the same, though. ps, he does rock!

Question:

October 22, 2002 - In Reservoir Dogs, Joe shot Mr. Orange, Mr. White

In Reservoir Dogs, Joe shot Mr. Orange, Mr. White shot Joe, and Nice Guy Eddie Shot Mr. White. Who shot Nice Guy Eddie?

Answer

jimbo did it!

Question:

October 22, 2002 - Will you ever take any unsolicited scripts or idea

Will you ever take any unsolicited scripts or ideas for episodes?

Answer

As of right now we will not accept fan scripts.

Question:

October 17, 2002 - Who is macon?

Who is macon?

Answer

Macon is a pig that Matt and Trey used as a guest on their VHS volumes of South Park. They feed REAL bacon to a live pig and the pig just gobbles it up!

Question:

October 15, 2002 - Was it real bacon that you fed to Macon?

Was it real bacon that you fed to Macon?

Answer

Yes real bacon was REALLY fed to macon! Matt and Trey asked the owner if they could do this icky act and he was fine with it! Macon really did love that bacon!

Question:

October 11, 2002 - Were Trey and Matt dorks when they were in school?

Were Trey and Matt dorks when they were in school?

Answer

HAHA! Were!? They ARE dorks!!

Question:

October 10, 2002 - What was in Marcellus's briefcase in the movie "Pu

What was in Marcellus's briefcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction"?

Answer

His soul

Question:

October 08, 2002 - Kenny sings Puccini in one episode. What was the n

Kenny sings Puccini in one episode. What was the name of the Puccini song?

Answer

I'm assuming that you mean the Quintuplet episode where Kenny is dressed in the funny outfit, while Stan, Kyle and Cartman to areobics in their chonies? Well that's not Puccini, that's Andre Bocelli and the song is called "Conte Partiro"

Question:

October 08, 2002 - What are the lyrics of Cartmans best-friends song?

What are the lyrics of Cartmans best-friends song?

Answer

You guys
Are my best friends
Through thick and thin
We'll always be together!
We're four of a kind
Having fun all day
Laughin around, and palin' away
Just best friends!
Best Friends are!
I love you guys

Question:

October 08, 2002 - Ok I know what DVDA stands for, but is TVTA physic

Ok I know what DVDA stands for, but is TVTA physically possible? Trey/Matt might know.

Answer

Dude, if it's possible I don't want to hear nor see it. I don't even want to meet the girl who can do it... or the men who would be involved in it... ick gross eeeeeeew!!!!

Question:

October 08, 2002 - Why didn't you answer my last two questions?

Why didn't you answer my last two questions?

Answer

Well it's totally possible that they were not answered for the following reasons:
1. They've been answered MANY times on the site AND in the FAQ's
2. Your questions sucked
:)

Question:

October 08, 2002 - Does Matt or Trey know how to play any instruments

Does Matt or Trey know how to play any instruments?

Answer

Matt can play the bass guitar, guitar, and drums. While Trey is a very talented pianist. A lot of the music that is on South Park is usually composed, written and played right here in the studios.

Question:

October 08, 2002 - Are there any plans to release "That's My Bush" on

Are there any plans to release "That's My Bush" on dvd?

Answer

There have been no plans as of right now to make a DVD set of "That's MY Bush!"

Question:

October 08, 2002 - Who are you and how come you know so much about Ma

Who are you and how come you know so much about Matt and Trey? Are you their stalker? If so, do you have any pictures of them in the shower?

Answer

We know so much about them because we work in the same office as them, and I do have naked pictures of them in the shower... I'll be selling them on Ebay. Good luck and Happy Bidding ;p

Question:

October 08, 2002 - How much pleasure do Trey and Matt take in torment

How much pleasure do Trey and Matt take in tormenting, changing and screwing with peoples heads?

Answer

So much pleasure that we have Friday set aside special for celebrating the joys of messing with peoples heads. There is a huge catered meal where we mess with the caterers. Sometimes we hire hobos off the street and pay them to dance. Dancing drunken hobos are funny... and sometimes we even hire them! Where do you think Matt and Trey got Eric Stough?

Question:

October 08, 2002 - It's almost impossible to find any Terrance and Ph

It's almost impossible to find any Terrance and Phillip merchandise - do you have any idea where or I can get some?

Answer

The best place to search for older South Park merchandise is Ebay.com they've always got tons of Terrance and Phillip shwag!

Question:

October 02, 2002 - What did Matt and Trey think of "Attack of the Clo

What did Matt and Trey think of "Attack of the Clones?"

Answer

I dont know what they thought but I think that movie sucks so much ass!

Question:

October 02, 2002 - I miss Saddam... bring Saddam back!

I miss Saddam... bring Saddam back!

Answer

Well if President Bush has his way we should all be seeing a lot more of Saddam real soon.

Question:

October 02, 2002 - How many people work down there at the South Park

How many people work down there at the South Park Studios, and how many of those have to remain working there when they're no episodes being produced?

Answer

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Question:

October 01, 2002 - where can you go to buy south park merchandise at

where can you go to buy south park merchandise at a store?

Answer

You can usually get South park merch at the mall. Spencers Gifts often has a wide selection.

Question:

October 01, 2002 - Are Trey and Matt working on any new projects curr

Are Trey and Matt working on any new projects currently, or are they only focusing on south Park?

Answer

They are currently working on their sun-tans and hangovers.

Question:

October 01, 2002 - good bye

good bye

Answer

see ya

Question:

October 01, 2002 - I want Cannibal the Musical Soundtrack! i read in

I want Cannibal the Musical Soundtrack! i read in the earlier faq's that it was for sale on craptv.com, but it seems to be down... anywhere else I can get a copy?

Answer

I would try emailing Mattt or Jason at craptv.com and ask for purchase information on the soundtrack.

Jason@craptv.com
Mattt@craptv.com

Question:

October 01, 2002 - Is either Matt or Trey related to Fat Mike of NOFX

Is either Matt or Trey related to Fat Mike of NOFX?

Answer

No they are not.

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