Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

April 28, 2003 - What does Nessie do with the "tree fity" he is giv

What does Nessie do with the "tree fity" he is given?

Answer

Nessie goes out to the most popular club on the Island of Fabled Sea Lizards. It's a pretty cheap club that serves coffee and danishes for tree fiddy a lizard.

Question:

April 28, 2003 - In a recent faq you said that Kevin was explained

In a recent faq you said that Kevin was explained in the album "Chef Aid". What song is it?

Answer

"Mephisto and Kevin"

Question:

April 28, 2003 - Will Cartman ever get skinny?

Will Cartman ever get skinny?

Answer

Whatchoo mean, will he ever? He HAS been skinny before. Episode 302: Spontaneous Combustion. Original Air Date: 04-14-1999 Cartman gets nailed to the cross when the boys are re-enacting the Stations of the Cross. Stan and Kyle accidently forget about Cartman at the top of the hill, and when they come back a few days later, he's been starved for so long that he's really skinny!

Question:

April 28, 2003 - Can I get an autographed picture of Cartman?

Can I get an autographed picture of Cartman?

Answer

No, Cartman does not give out autographs. He does however give out used smelly poopstained panties for $2.50 a pop. He swears that the underwear have been worn by the Latin singing sentation, Jennifer Lopez.

Question:

April 28, 2003 - So... why doesn't Kenny die anymore?

So... why doesn't Kenny die anymore?

Answer

Maybe he stopped being bad luck?

Question:

April 28, 2003 - How long is Breayle's penis?

How long is Breayle's penis?

Answer

About 32 1/2 inches long, I roll it up like a cinnamon roll in order to "tuck it away". For some reason it keeps flopping out and smacking people in the chin, I try to keep it duct taped but it's hard to keep all of it from snapping out.

Question:

April 25, 2003 - You suck balls. I know your a hermaphrodite.

You suck balls. I know your a hermaphrodite.

Answer

Damn, my dirty little, ball sucking, hermaphrodite being, secret is out?

Question:

April 25, 2003 - What is the actual method to getting the exact muf

What is the actual method to getting the exact muffle of Kenny?

Answer

Matt just takes his sleeve and talks in to it.

Question:

April 25, 2003 - Why are there so many bad characters all 2D and un

Why are there so many bad characters all 2D and undevolped in this show?

Answer

Because South Park has always been a show filled with crappy 2D undeveloped animation. It's part of it's charm :)

Question:

April 24, 2003 - Will Matt or Trey ever make an episode explaining

Will Matt or Trey ever make an episode explaining Mephisto's little friend, Kevin?

Answer

Kevin was explain in the album "Chef Aid" (better get the uncensored version)

Question:

April 22, 2003 - What does Kenny say in the 7th season intro?

What does Kenny say in the 7th season intro?

Answer

We can't tell you! Matt and Trey have vowed to keep it a secret for ONE WHOLE YEAR! Try back in a year (laugh)

Question:

April 21, 2003 - How could that guy drive through South Park, CO? I

How could that guy drive through South Park, CO? It's not even a real place!

Answer

There **IS** a South Park Colorado. It's not a City, it's a county. :)

Question:

April 21, 2003 - In the episodes Krazy Kripples, what is that thing

In the episodes Krazy Kripples, what is that thing Christopher Reeve is in at the end?

Answer

He was sentanced to live in the Phantom Zone, like Zod and his crew were in Superman. It's a shout out to the move!

Question:

April 21, 2003 - Which is the official 100th episode - I'm a Little

Which is the official 100th episode - I'm a Little Bit Country or Cancelled?

Answer

"I'm a Little Bit Country" Cancelled was not. It was just numbered 704. When the scripts are first written they're numbered, and if they're sequence changes the number stays the same. This is so people don't get confused.

Question:

April 21, 2003 - How do I register for the BBS? I can't find the o

How do I register for the BBS? I can't find the option ANYWHERE.

Answer

Please click the "NEW USER" link underneath the LOGIN box on the right of the main page. Or if you are already a member, all you need to do is re-activate your account.

Question:

April 21, 2003 - At the end of the episode "Fat Butt and Pancake He

At the end of the episode "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Cartman tells Kyle that he fooled him. If Cartman was aware of what his hand was doing why was he doing that stuff to Ben Aflek?

Answer

Because, there is something seriously wrong with Cartman. He'll do absolutly anything to get one over on Stan and Kyle.

Question:

April 21, 2003 - Jesus is already back. In "I'm a little bit Count

Jesus is already back. In "I'm a little bit Country", you can see him amongst the singers in the final scene (with most of the town on stage). He's in the top row, complete with Halo. So, apparently, Jesus isn't gone for good. Guess that can come out of the top ten questions?

Answer

Of COURSE he's back! Where did you think he'd go, Minnesota? He's JESUS! Even if he does get killed he's bound to come back at least three days later :p

Question:

April 01, 2003 - Hey, I drove through South Park, Colo. There was

Hey, I drove through South Park, Colo. There was not one Cartman billboard to be seen. What's up with that?

Answer

There is no Comedy Central in the real South Park Colorado. Most of the people have only heard of the show.

Question:

April 01, 2003 - What does Kenny say during the openeing sequence f

What does Kenny say during the openeing sequence for season 7?

Answer

Matt and Trey have sworn to keep what Kenny says a secret for ONE YEAR! Try and figure it out yourself :)

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