Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

June 30, 2003 - I read somewhere that Matt and Trey are going to b

I read somewhere that Matt and Trey are going to be making a new movie this summer, I also heard it was about the ThunderBirds TV show (which I'm a huge fan of). I used to watch that show as a kid all the time (yes, I'm dating myself). And I would really like to know it there is any truth to the rumor because that would just make me totally stoked.

Answer

Well, consider yourself stoked. You're wrong on one part though, it's not ABOUT the ThunderBirds, it's based on The Thunderbirds SuperHero's and Jerry Bruckhiemer movies (the guy who does Beverly Hills Cop). Nothing is for certain, and I've been told that even the people involved in making it are not sure what is going to happen day to day.

Question:

June 30, 2003 - Ok, I am fine with the price of the South Park Fig

Ok, I am fine with the price of the South Park Figures, but I was curious if they would be available in stores AS WELL AS on the internet?

Answer

As far as we know, these new South Park figures will only be available over the internet. The only places I can think of that might actually sell them when they come out, are stores like Electronics Botique (EB).

Question:

June 30, 2003 - I just saw a promo for BLU for the 4th. and in it

I just saw a promo for BLU for the 4th. and in it Cartman says "(bleep) off you (bleep) raping (bleep) eater". I found it bizarre that the word donkey was bleeped along with f**k and s**t, but not raping. What kind of crack smoking censor thinks "donkey" is more offensive than "raping"? Would it have been okay to rape another animal? Maybe a iguana or a platypus?

Answer

I think they bleeped out "donkey" because it's an animal. And having sex with animals is considered bad. If it's just "raping" it sounds less harsh than "donkey raping". (HAHAHA) But I'm with you on this one.

Question:

June 13, 2003 - Ok, you told me that I get eight South Park Figure

Ok, you told me that I get eight South Park Figures for $49.99. But that's still up $1.24 for inch and I'm sure this is an high price between TV series' figures.

Answer

Dude; if it's that big of a problem don't buy the figures. I personally do not think that it's a lot of money (and I don't make much). But then again, I'm not a teenager without a job. I'm assuming you're a teenager with no job. I apologize, if you're not. Maybe you are just some dude who doesn't like to spend money on the collectable things he wants to buy (Or she for that matter); maybe you feel that the makers of the series owe it to you for being a fan to lower the price. What ever your story may be, please keep in mind that Matt and Trey do not have control over the merchandise, if you want to blame someone. Take it out with Comedy Central, or MIRAGE TOYS, the makers of the product. My advice to people: If you are tight on cash DO NOT BUY THESE FIGURES. If you're fine with cash, buy them they are a good deal. Being a collector means you have to pay for the items you wish to acquire. Thanks.

Question:

June 09, 2003 - Do Trey and Matt ever regret that they fed Macon t

Do Trey and Matt ever regret that they fed Macon the Pig bacon?

Answer

No, as a matter of fact they don't. When Matt and Trey told the pig's owner what they wanted to do, he said that it was perfectly fine!

Question:

June 09, 2003 - What the hell do you think your doing insulting Ca

What the hell do you think your doing insulting Canadians? Its not like all we do is play hocky and ride mooses! If there's another insult against Canadians you can lick my Canadian balls.

Answer

It seems that some Canadians can't take a F*CKING joke! (ya hoser). Maybe it has something to do with having nothing to do but ride moose and play hockey. PS: Bryan Adams SUCKS.

Question:

June 05, 2003 - In the original pilot, it shows Cartman's mother c

In the original pilot, it shows Cartman's mother cooking dinner for a man, and a child. What's that all about?

Answer

When the pilot first was made, Cartman DID have an extended family. His family was cut out of the final release. They did not show in the version Comedy Central aired.

Question:

June 05, 2003 - Wow man, $49.99 for South Park figures. I've been

Wow man, $49.99 for South Park figures. I've been waiting for these for so long, but this is insane. Why so expensive, are they really big or something?

Answer

The South Park Figures come in sets of four with a bonus figure for each character. That means there are a total of eight figures. They stand about Seven inches tall (except the bonus figures those are about 3 inches tall). It's actually a pretty fair price, and they look like they've been made very well.

Question:

June 03, 2003 - Have you ever thought of getting a live web cam fo

Have you ever thought of getting a live web cam for your studio?

Answer

Yes. Unfortunatly Matt nixed the idea, he didn't feel comfertable with millions of eyes peering in at him all day every day.

Question:

June 03, 2003 - How do you send in a question for the FAQ?

How do you send in a question for the FAQ?

Answer

DERP! You just did it.

Question:

June 02, 2003 - How come when we have a fireside chat with trey an

How come when we have a fireside chat with trey and matt the dog that they are petting always changes?

Answer

Because, it's funny. :p

Question:

June 02, 2003 - I heard about best the deal where you get the exte

I heard about best the deal where you get the extended version of the pilot "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." What scenes are in this?

Answer

There is about ten extra minutes of footage. When Matt and Trey made the pilot they made it too long. They didn't factor in the commercial breaks so they went over. In the extended version, they go a little more into detail with the story, and alot more alien interaction. There is even a scene where they drive by aliens BBQing some of the inside out cows.

Question:

June 02, 2003 - Is that a pair of balls on the end of Mephisto's c

Is that a pair of balls on the end of Mephisto's cane?

Answer

No, it's a monkeys ass!

Question:

June 02, 2003 - In the movie, who is the guy in the picture above

In the movie, who is the guy in the picture above Satan and Saddam's bed?

Answer

Skeet Ulrich

Question:

June 02, 2003 - HEY! Asshole... don't you dare insult Canadians. W

HEY! Asshole... don't you dare insult Canadians. We don't live in igloos or ride mooses. Just shows how uneducated Americans are. You guys are so hateful, jumping at any chance at having a war. We are just too peaceful to kick the shit out of you dickheads. Go fuck yourself.

Answer

Okay, so you don't live in igloos (I always thought that was Eskimos but, whatever). But I'll be damned if you want be to belive that you don't ride moose! And I dunt tink yu shuld say us Amerikans aree unedukated! I HATE YOU! I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!

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