Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

October 28, 2003 - Holy sh*t, update the f*cking site already!

Holy sh*t, update the f*cking site already!

Answer

Your not entirely too observant are you? The site has been updated almost daily since the 22nd of October.

Question:

October 27, 2003 - What did the actual Queer Eye guys think of the "S

What did the actual Queer Eye guys think of the "South Park is Gay" episode?

Answer

They loved it! In fact, they loved it so much they even let us use their theme music.

Question:

October 27, 2003 - Is Metrosexual a term made up for "South Park Is G

Is Metrosexual a term made up for "South Park Is Gay"?

Answer

No, South Park didn't coin the phrase "Metro-Sexual." It is the actual term used for gay straight men. Or, in other words, straight men who act pretty gay.

Question:

October 23, 2003 - What the heck is a catamite?

What the heck is a catamite?

Answer

cat·a·mite ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt-mt)n. A boy who has a sexual relationship with a man. ((think of NAMBLA))

Question:

October 23, 2003 - What's this "gonna kick it up a notch" crap? Did

What's this "gonna kick it up a notch" crap? Did you guys change the episode at the last minute?

Answer

Yes, we did. In the earlier cuts of this weeks episode, Mr. Garrison said "Let's kick it up a notch!" after he speaks with Chef. The audio was cut for any number of reasons from time, to just the simple fact that maybe Trey didn't want to have it in the scene any more. One of the best things about South Park is that it's current and up to date, and in order to the that the show usually gets changed every day from content, to scenes. It's the South Parkian way. :)

Question:

October 22, 2003 - I am a big fan of the show and am studying to be a

I am a big fan of the show and am studying to be a graphic designer. I would love to be a part of your studio someday. What would I need to do to work for you guys.

Answer

Find Osama Bin Laden.

Question:

October 20, 2003 - MR. HANKEY ACTION FIGURE NEWS: didn't really know

MR. HANKEY ACTION FIGURE NEWS: didn't really know how to reach ya, so i figured i would try and reach you this way like last time. i got that Mr. Hankey and son figure set and it's awesome! it really IS the real deal. it's even in a real action figure package. the only thing i don't like is it's the normal kind of packaging where once you open it, you can't seal it back in, so i don't think i will open it. i really think it will become one the biggest south park collector's items! order yours if you haven't already! :)

Answer

Well thanks so much for letting us all know, glad to hear your money was well spent!

Question:

October 20, 2003 - I am a young, flexible, four-alarm-fire steamin' g

I am a young, flexible, four-alarm-fire steamin' girl currently overwhelmed by the desperate desire to make mad bestial love to Trey Parker, or at least send him a birthday present. But I can't find any information about his marital status. What's a potential stalker to do?

Answer

First thing you do is come to LA. Second, go to the Los Angeles County Police Department. Tell them what you told me, and take it from there.

Question:

October 20, 2003 - Why is it always winter in South Park? I know its

Why is it always winter in South Park? I know its Colorado and all, but shouldn't there still be summer scenes?

Answer

Summer in South Park Colorado doesn't last very long. According to Matt and Trey it snows for most of the year in Colorado, and for about two or three weeks a year, there's a really hot summer. Then it just begins to snow again. They made a joke about it in the episode called "Summer Sucks" from the 2nd season. Episode 208.

Question:

October 09, 2003 - Who does the voice for Mr.Slave? Does it have to g

Who does the voice for Mr.Slave? Does it have to go threw a super computer to make him sound really gay?

Answer

The voice of Mr. Slave is done by John Hansen, and since he's super gay all on his own, he needs no sthuper computer to help him sound gayer.

Question:

October 07, 2003 - If Matt is Jewish how did he eat bacon in the Maki

If Matt is Jewish how did he eat bacon in the Makin' Bacon with Macon skit?

Answer

Because, Matt isn't a very religious Jewish person. From what we've been told, Matt's family never even really celebrated birthday's either. Go figure...

Question:

October 02, 2003 - I just wanted to know if there was going to be a h

I just wanted to know if there was going to be a halloween costume contest this year?

Answer

Yes, this year we will be having a Halloween Costume Contest. I will provide everyone with a few characters to work from.

Question:

October 01, 2003 - You say you receive about 100 FAQ's a day. Why do

You say you receive about 100 FAQ's a day. Why do you only answer about 1 a day, and sometimes not even that?

Answer

Most of the FAQs are questions that have been answered already. People don't understand they need to look through the old FAQs by doing it manually, or by using the search function box at the top left hand corner of the screen. So I normally don't get questions that I haven't already answered. Another thing is many of them are questions like "Will Timmy be in the next episode?" or, "Is there going to be any episodes where Kyle and Bebe go to Summer Camp?" When I get questions like these I have to delete them because I can't answer them. All the things I post on this site regarding the episodes that haven't aired yet needs to be approved before I post them. We do this because we like to keep as much as the episode a secret so that everyone can enjoy it as much as possible when it airs. So even if I did get information about what happens in the episode, I wouldn't tell you guys unless it was all right with Matt and Trey. If I did post it before they said so, I wouldn't be a very good employee of theirs would I?

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