Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

June 27, 2004 - I have downloaded a min. and a half clip of Cartma

I have downloaded a min. and a half clip of Cartman telling a joke "A family walks into a talent agent...", is this a legit clip? It looks so, and IMO, is the funniest joke ever told.

Answer

That is a legit clip. South Park Studios did make it, the joke is a sort of cult famous joke of Trey's (as some of the followers of Craptv.com may know) I've actually heard Trey tell this joke in person, the reaction I had was giving him a stupid look and then going into the next room (he was telling a room full of people the joke so he didn't even notice me). Anyway, I can't remember why the clip was made, I just know that we made it. Now it's gotten out all over the internet!

Question:

June 27, 2004 - Can you stop using the an apostrophe "s" to indica

Can you stop using the an apostrophe "s" to indicate a plural, as in "A: The Marklar's are aliens..."? An apostrophe is for possession. Just add an "s" to make a plural. Please? Kids read this stuff, and see more bad models. They don't need any more than they already have. Thanks.

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Absolutly not! Im' world famous for misu-sing punctuation marks! I REFUSE,,, and I said..... REFUSE to start being a better typer. So. Why. Dont' you little grammar nazi's <---- (;O) just shut the hell up, and eat another pie./.[;'/.

Question:

June 26, 2004 - Are we ever going to be privy to better quality ve

Are we ever going to be privy to better quality versions of "Immature: A Collection of Love Ballads For The '80's Man" ? Maybe even a cd? These songs are super cool, release something!

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I'm not sure if an Official release of the songs will ever be made. However, you can always get your grubby little paws on a bootlegged version via Ebay.com. There is a certain someone who always sells them. Good luck, and happy bidding.

Question:

June 25, 2004 - Did MAtt and Trey really make this cartoon? "Princ

Did MAtt and Trey really make this cartoon? "Princess" http://www.ebaumsworld.com/princess.html It's hilarious!

Answer

Yes, they did. And only two were made. No new plans to make anymore Princess cartoons have been made.

Question:

June 16, 2004 - My friends and I want to make a cartoon... how do

My friends and I want to make a cartoon... how do we get it on the air?

Answer

Make your movie, and then send it to a bunch of people. If that doesn't work, make another one, and try to send it to more people then you did the first time... rinse... repeat. Matt and Trey's only advice to people trying to make movies is to do that... MAKE MOVIES! And get your name out, just remember, it's hard work and doesn't happen overnight. :)

Question:

June 16, 2004 - Is the commentary on the 4th season DVD full lengt

Is the commentary on the 4th season DVD full length or just at the beginning or each episode?

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We are still not sure if it will be the mini ones, or the full length. The last thing we heard it was just going to be the mini commentaries, but we're not 100% sure on this, so don't tell the masses just yet.

Question:

June 15, 2004 - Why are you putting banners on your site? That has

Why are you putting banners on your site? That has never happend before! Why do you sellout?

Answer

For one, we have had banners on the site before. And this isn't really selling out, southparkstudios.com gets loads of traffic each month, over 1,000,000 hits, and it takes money to keep the computers running so the site doesn't crash. The banners help keep the site up and running, don't complain... just buy some car insurance, and drink a Miller Light, and everything should be fine. If that doesn't work out, use your Visa card to purchase things online :) CONSUME CONSUME ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.... crab people...

Question:

June 15, 2004 - Why do'nt you ever f*ck answr questins about what

Why do'nt you ever f*ck answr questins about what will happun next seazon? Qwhat are you tring to hiude a**holes?

Answer

We never answer questions regarding the new season because, hell, we DON'T KNOW! story ideas are kept pretty top secret until they begin to go into production, even then the story can change into something completly different!

Question:

June 15, 2004 - When will southpark get new episodes?

When will southpark get new episodes?

Answer

This was the first half of Season Eight. The second half of the season is due to begin airing in October.

Question:

June 15, 2004 - Jim Swanson. Jim Vullmer. Two different people?

Jim Swanson. Jim Vullmer. Two different people? What gives?

Answer

We're still not sure on that one, I brought it up but didn't get an answer. The only thing we can assume is that someone just had a little brain fart and Jimmy's name was changed. We'll keep you posted.

Question:

June 15, 2004 - What are the lyrics to the "Most offensive Song Ev

What are the lyrics to the "Most offensive Song Ever?"

Answer

Howdy Ho. Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." But Mary thought that was weird. Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year." But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Oh, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want And still not be considered flawed. Although you went to town and sucked some semen down, You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. But they were so very tired, you see, And Mary had to offer a bride. Since she had no money, How would she pay for a place to sleep? Gabriel appeared to Mary And told her not to weep. 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin To suck some dick to get a room for the night! Then, three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Mary thought she might pleasure them But could not take them to bed. But again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said: "You can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. You can suck all the dick you want Every one that hangs in the nation. Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! So, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary. The donkey and the ox and the lambs And even the little drummer boy People will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!" 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. [slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy. Mary, Mary, suck that dick.

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