Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

June 28, 2005 - Did Kenny die for good in season 5? I haven't seen

Did Kenny die for good in season 5? I haven't seen him in any of the other seasons.

Answer

He did, but then he came back at the end of season six.

Question:

June 28, 2005 - Is "back door sluts 9" a real porno?

Is "back door sluts 9" a real porno?

Answer

...Probably.

Question:

June 27, 2005 - Is there an episode when Kenny (my favorite charac

Is there an episode when Kenny (my favorite character!) takes his hood off? If so, when?

Answer

You can see him without his hood in a few episodes, such as "The Jeffersons" and briefly in "The Losing Edge".

Question:

June 26, 2005 - How does everyone get so many points on the trivia

How does everyone get so many points on the trivia game when there is only ten questions? Am I missing something?

Answer

No, they've just been playing it over and over again.

Question:

June 25, 2005 - What does Craig look like without his hair?

What does Craig look like without his hair?

Answer

Something like...

Question:

June 24, 2005 - Did Trey and Matt stop making South Park episodes?

Did Trey and Matt stop making South Park episodes?

Answer

No, they're just on vacation.

Question:

June 24, 2005 - Is being a member of this site free?

Is being a member of this site free?

Answer

Absolutely.

Question:

June 24, 2005 - Do people really shit when they die?

Do people really shit when they die?

Answer

After death, the muscles (including those in the sphincter) relax, so.. it can and has happened.

Question:

June 23, 2005 - In the episode where Token wants more rich kids, w

In the episode where Token wants more rich kids, was it implying that only christians are rich?

Answer

Not really....

Question:

June 23, 2005 - What is the movie that Trey and Matt worked on cal

What is the movie that Trey and Matt worked on called BLU? I saw you mention it in another FAQ.

Answer

BLU is an abbreviation for "Bigger, Longer & Uncut" AKA "South Park: The Movie."

Question:

June 23, 2005 - In episode 616 "My Future Self 'n' Me", Butters sh

In episode 616 "My Future Self 'n' Me", Butters shows Stan that he is Professor Chaos but then in episode 801 "Good Time With Weapons", hedoesn't know who professor chaos is... Why is that?

Answer

In episode 616, Stan wasn't really paying close attention. Additionally, he thought Butters' "secret" was that he was gay.

Question:

June 22, 2005 - Why doesn't Comedy Central release the South Park

Why doesn't Comedy Central release the South Park episodes without the bleeps like they do with Reno 911 and Chappelle's show?

Answer

The bleeps are often done by South Park Studios, not by Comedy Central.

Question:

June 22, 2005 - When will South

When will South

Answer

Huh? The Civil War ended a century and a half ago.

Question:

June 22, 2005 - In episode 813, what kind of psychic is Cartman? "

In episode 813, what kind of psychic is Cartman? "Voonderkeen?" How do you spell that and what does it mean?

Answer

It's "wunderkind," and it refers to a child prodigy.

Question:

June 21, 2005 - When did Cartman say put a banana in my pants and

When did Cartman say put a banana in my pants and turn the monkey loose?

Answer

You two must have an interesting relationship...

Question:

June 21, 2005 - Where can I get Maya?

Where can I get Maya?

Answer

Ms. Angelou is not currently available.

(In all seriousness, you can get Maya from Alias Systems Corporation. But beware, it might be outside your normal software budget, and it can be quite difficult to learn and use.)

Question:

June 21, 2005 - When is South Park series 5 going to be released o

When is South Park series 5 going to be released on DVD in the UK? Are there plans to release it, and if not is there a reason?

Answer

You should see the series 5 next year (2006), and hopefully the subsequent releases should follow shortly thereafter.

Question:

June 20, 2005 - I smell like cottage cheese. What should I do to e

I smell like cottage cheese. What should I do to eliminate this problem?

Answer

Bathe.

Question:

June 20, 2005 - What channel is South Park on?

What channel is South Park on?

Answer

Depends on what country you're in. In the United States, it airs on Comedy Central.

Question:

June 19, 2005 - I'm dying to know...can you really light farts?

I'm dying to know...can you really light farts?

Answer

Yes.

Question:

June 16, 2005 - How do I activate my account? I got a mail and I'm

How do I activate my account? I got a mail and I'm still confused?

Answer

Click the link in the email to activate it.

Question:

June 15, 2005 - Did "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" ever c

Did "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" ever come out with a soundtrack?

Answer

Yes!

Question:

June 14, 2005 - Will there be any more live chats with Matt and/or

Will there be any more live chats with Matt and/or Trey?

Answer

We haven't discussed if or when this might happen as they're currently on vacation, but we hope so.

Question:

June 11, 2005 - If the hair of Kenny's mother is red and the hair

If the hair of Kenny's mother is red and the hair of his father is brown, why his hair is blond?

Answer

Hair color is a funny thing. For example, in my family, a lot of pre-teens have blonde hair, but later their hair darkens. And besides, who is to say his mother doesn't dye her hair somehow?

Question:

June 11, 2005 - Can you really shove food up your butt and poo out

Can you really shove food up your butt and poo out your mouth?

Answer

Have you tried?

Question:

June 09, 2005 - Will the original "The Spirit of Christmas" be on

Will the original "The Spirit of Christmas" be on an upcoming DVD?

Answer

Probably not. Sorry.

Question:

June 09, 2005 - Will they ever make another "Drawn Together" episo

Will they ever make another "Drawn Together" episode?

Answer

Uh, wrong website. Try http://www.comedycentral.com/

Question:

June 08, 2005 - What is Wing's website address?

What is Wing's website address?

Answer

Question:

June 08, 2005 - Where is "South Park Pinball?" It was my favorite

Where is "South Park Pinball?" It was my favorite game.

Answer

This was hosted by Comedy Central; they redid their website and don't have it available currently.

Question:

June 07, 2005 - What are the Princess flash cartoons and where can

What are the Princess flash cartoons and where can I find them?

Answer

It's a bit of long story, but suffice to say that Matt and Trey had been asked to make some web cartoons and it didn't work out. The first two were finished, and while we don't host them here, if you go google for "Princess flash" or something to that effect, you'll probably find them.

Question:

June 07, 2005 - What nationality is Stan Marsh?

What nationality is Stan Marsh?

Answer

American.

Question:

June 06, 2005 - Why won't Trey & Matt consider making "Team Americ

Why won't Trey & Matt consider making "Team America" 2? This time answer my fucking question!!!

Answer

They've had enough of the puppets for a while. Besides, if you want a sequel, you're going to have to get behind everyone who want sequels to their other works, like Orgazmo and BLU.

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