Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

December 17, 2009 - I have a 2 part question: 1. Does the Mayor have a

I have a 2 part question: 1. Does the Mayor have a name? 2. Are there any nude pictures of her anywhere?

Answer

Her name is Mayor McDaniels. And she was really young and naive when she took those photos. (I'm just kidding -- NO, there's no nude pictures of her. Get your mind out of the gutter and watch this.)

Question:

December 16, 2009 - I sold my South Park DVD's for crack money, but no

I sold my South Park DVD's for crack money, but now I have a hugenormous pile of crack, and can afford to buy them again. But I'd prefer uncensored versions. Any plans to release uncenored DVD's of the earlier stuff? Crackedlly yours, Crackenstein Jr. III.

Answer


Dear Crackenstein Jr. III,

I'm glad to hear your finally back on top. As per your crack-ish request to experience episodes uncensored, there are actually only a few seasons available uncensored - seasons 11 thru the soon-to-be-released season 13! We hope to release more uncensored episodes in the future!

Godspeed with all your future crack-fueled endeavors.

Question:

December 16, 2009 - Can you please tell me: what's the name of that fr

Can you please tell me: what's the name of that freaking lady in the "Dead Celebrities" episode, who speaks about ghosts and other spooky things to the boys? I know she was in a horror movie but i cannot remember it's name nor hers. I laughed my brains out when I saw her!!! U guys r GREAT!!!

Answer

Her name in "Dead Celebrities" is Doctor Phillips, and she's the resident doctor who specializes in spooky things. I believe what you're looking for, however, is her horror movie roots -- she's a parody of the character Tangina from the 1982 fright-flick Poltergeist.

Question:

December 16, 2009 - where is mr. hankey :(??

where is mr. hankey :(??

Answer

Wherever there's an abundance Christmas cheer and fiber. Did you check in your toilet?

Question:

December 16, 2009 - In the episode "Probably," what is the movie that'

In the episode "Probably," what is the movie that's playing when Satan and Saddam are in the motel?

Answer

Looks like some sort of gay porn. Either that, or just a very naughty police officer.

Question:

December 16, 2009 - In "Free Willzyx," when the kids are going to get

In "Free Willzyx," when the kids are going to get Wilzyx, all of the kids have their faces painted black, except one, correct? (Much love from Iowa, and Nebraska does suck to drive thru btw...Iowa isnt much better:))

Answer

Yep! That would be Token rocking some incognito whiteface. And I'm sorry to hear about Iowa...at least it's better than Canada.

Question:

December 11, 2009 - Hey guys, I have a question regarding this reponse

Hey guys, I have a question regarding this reponse to a person's question on the South Park citizen contest: "Most of the winners have been notified, but we need to get all of them to respond before we can announce the grand prize winner. Stay tuned for more details soon!" So I was a winner, but I don't see a way for me to respond? By redeeming the prize does that mean I responded?

Answer

If you've already got you're code, then you're all set. Just log onto Xbox and redeem that sucker! We are waiting for the first place and grand prize winners to get back to us so that we can announce who will become an SP citizen.

Question:

December 11, 2009 - Hey. I just won second prize in the Alien Contest,

Hey. I just won second prize in the Alien Contest, but I dont have an xbox. Could you send me one?

Answer

Oh... a free code isn't enough? Anything else? (And, no, we won't send you one. But you should watch this clip.)

Question:

December 11, 2009 - In which episode does Eric sing the "I hate you gu

In which episode does Eric sing the "I hate you guys" song?

Answer

Wow, you almost stumped me on that on. Almost. That's from the Season 3 classic "Jackovasaurs" (305). Sing it with me: "I hate you guys. You guys are assholes. Especially Kenny. I hate him the most..."

Question:

December 11, 2009 - Do you know South Park is banned in Singapore? Bu

Do you know South Park is banned in Singapore? But me and thousands here are still religiously watching it! This is how much awesome-ness the show is! Thank god for internet!

Answer

Amen to that. Not sure if you can tell, but censorship has never really gotten in our way. Thanks for watching!!

Question:

December 11, 2009 - Is Gerald Broflowski supposed to be New York Gov.

Is Gerald Broflowski supposed to be New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer in "Major Boobage"?

Answer

Nice catch. It's easy for that kind of reference to get lost in the current Tiger-frenzy, but yes, that's a parody of Spitzer and his wife, post-prostitution scandal.

Question:

December 11, 2009 - What's the name of Token's song in the episode "Wi

What's the name of Token's song in the episode "Wing", in Season 9?

Answer

That moist-towelette of a tune is called "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine," a song made popular the smooth-singing American crooner Lou Rawls. Token's version ain't too shabby either.

Question:

December 10, 2009 - In what episode does Stan become gothic?

In what episode does Stan become gothic?

Answer

After Wendy breaks up with him and starts dating Token, Stan -- I'm sorry, Raven -- turns to his darker side and joins the Goth kids. This happens in Hooters-esque episode "Raisins" (714). Check it out...

Question:

December 10, 2009 - Does Homer have a beard? I mean that big brown are

Does Homer have a beard? I mean that big brown area around his mouth...is that a beard????

Answer

I think you got the wrong show, buddy.

Question:

December 04, 2009 - In Star Trek's episode "The Menagerie," Captain Pi

In Star Trek's episode "The Menagerie," Captain Pike seems like the inspiration of Mrs. Claridge's untimely condition in season 8's episode "Pre-School." Am I correct??

Answer

You are correct, Scotty! Miss Claridge and her wheels of steel are an homage of that classic two-parter, right down to her "one beep, two beep" communications system. I was wondering when a Trekkie would discover that gem.

Question:

December 03, 2009 - What are the lyrics to the "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch"

What are the lyrics to the "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" song? Thank you very marklar!

Answer

Marklar, here is a very special holiday treat from the SP Vaults. The lyrics to "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch," right from the first season script....

INT. CLASSROOM - DAY

...Cartman raises his hand.

MR. GARRISON
Yes, Eric?

CARTMAN
How about we sing ‘Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D minor'.

KYLE
I told you NOT to call my mom a bitch, CARTMAN!!

CARTMAN
Oh!

MUSIC kicks in.

CARTMAN
Wellllllll....
(Singing)
Kyle's mom's a bitch!
She a big fat bitch!
She's the biggest bitch
In the whole wide world!
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was
a bitch she's a bitch to all the boys
and girls.

KYLE
Shut up, Cartman!

As Cartman continues, Mr. Hankey hops out in front of Kyle. Nobody notices except for Kyle.

MR. HANKEY
Howdy ho!

KYLE
(Softly)
Mr. Hankey!

CARTMAN
Monday she's a bitch!
On Tuesday she's a bitch!
And Wednesday through Saturday
She's a bitch!
And then on Sunday
just to be different
She's a super king kamayamaya BITCH!

MR. HANKEY
Golly, that isn't very nice! I'd sure
like to teach him a lesson!

Kyle reaches for Hankey, but Hankey slips through his hands, leaps off the desk and hurls himself at Cartman.

CARTMAN
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole
wide world, She's a mean ol' bitch and
she has stupid hair, she's a
bi..bi..bi..bi bitch....She's a stupid
bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
a just a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom is a
BITCH!

The singing and music stops.

KYLE
Mr. Hankey, NO!

Question:

December 03, 2009 - Probably been asked a million times around this pa

Probably been asked a million times around this part of the year. Why isn't "Christmas Time in Hell" available in the clips?

Answer

What you talkin' bout, Satan? It's right here. You have to sit through a little Hitler blubbering first, but hey, Hell wouldn't be anything without it.

Question:

December 03, 2009 - why does this show not suck? (Great show)

why does this show not suck? (Great show)

Answer

Best question ever.

Question:

December 03, 2009 - With the holidays coming up, have Matt and Trey gi

With the holidays coming up, have Matt and Trey given up on Christmas/Thanksgiving/Chanukah themed episodes? I would have thought some of the writers would have exposed the insanity that is "Black Friday" or something to that extent?

Answer

I don't think "given up" is the proper word. For the last few years, the show runs haven't really coincided that much with the holiday seasons. And you know how much Matt and Trey like to keep it current and topical. In the mean time, may I suggest you wet your whistle with an Iraqi present bomb or a Critter Christmas? And for your Black Friday shopping needs, try this on for size.

Question:

December 03, 2009 - Hey guys! I was just wondering when you're going t

Hey guys! I was just wondering when you're going to announce the winner of the alien contest!

Answer

Most of the winners have been notified, but we need to get all of them to respond before we can announce the grand prize winner. Stay tuned for more details soon!

Question:

December 02, 2009 - I heard Apple rejected an iPhone app that lets you

I heard Apple rejected an iPhone app that lets you watch South Park episodes for free. Will you guys try again? Or will you just add iPhone compatible videos to the website?

Answer

You heard right, friend. We had a super sweet iPhone app ready to go when the app store opened (back in September 2008), but since then it's actually been rejected twice. You can read all about how cool it would have been here and about the rejection here. Rest assured, we will find some way to get South Park streaming on your iPhone. And it will be glorious.

Question:

December 02, 2009 - I love you guys sooo much! I was wondering if Cart

I love you guys sooo much! I was wondering if Cartman's "transformation" in TSST is a nod to the A-Ha video "Take On Me"? Thanks!!!!!

Answer

I think it's more of a nod to the 1981 cult classic "Altered States." But if you wanna go that A-Ha route, we'll support you.

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