Frequently Asked Questions

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Question:

08/11/10 - Dear MR. FAQ guy, I check back every week to read the cool questions people ask and the neat ways you answer them in. Anyways, my question is, whatever happened to Stan's dog Sparky from the episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"? If something happened to him in that episode, I totally forgot, because it's been ages since I watched that episode. So if so, care to jog my memory? Thanks.

Dear MR. FAQ guy, I check back every week to read the cool questions people ask and the neat ways you answer them in. Anyways, my question is, whatever happened to Stan's dog Sparky from the episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"? If something happened to him in that episode, I totally forgot, because it's been ages since I watched that episode. So if so, care to jog my memory? Thanks.

Answer

Happy to hear that man. For cereal, my nipples perked up. As for Stan's gay dog Sparky, he hasn't been seen much since "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride". But there have been a few choice appearances -- most notably in "Proper Condom Use" (507) when Stan "red rockets" him, and in "Good Times With Weapons" (801) when the boys shave him and use his hair on Butters. He also makes a very brief cameo in the glorious happy ending of "Woodland Critter Christmas" (814). He's there with the family, as they're all gathered by the door. Woof!

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08/11/10 - Hey Mr. FAQ! Did I spy Butters, Red, and Craig in the crowd of kids waiting for Mr. Hankey's LaLaLand in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson?" Love the show, and watched all the Christmas specials as part of my Christmas in July Party, and thought I spied those three!

Hey Mr. FAQ! Did I spy Butters, Red, and Craig in the crowd of kids waiting for Mr. Hankey's LaLaLand in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson?" Love the show, and watched all the Christmas specials as part of my Christmas in July Party, and thought I spied those three!

Answer

You did indeed. Butters, Red, Craig (and Kevin Stoley, Annie, and a bunch of familiar background faces) all made their way up to the Mall of Nebraska to see the fake Mr. Hankey....and then start a riot. That was back in Season 2, back when those kids were all background characters. Nowadays, I don't think we could get away with that one. THIS IS REVOLUTION!!

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08/12/10 - Hey FAQ guy, I was trying to remember the song Cartman sang in church in the episode "Do the Handicapped go to Hell." He says "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation..." That's so far as I can remember! Also how come Kyle never had a girlfriend? I mean, Stan dated Wendy, Kenny dated Tammy Warner, and Cartman kissed Wendy but never actually dated, but that counts for something.

Hey FAQ guy, I was trying to remember the song Cartman sang in church in the episode "Do the Handicapped go to Hell." He says "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation..." That's so far as I can remember! Also how come Kyle never had a girlfriend? I mean, Stan dated Wendy, Kenny dated Tammy Warner, and Cartman kissed Wendy but never actually dated, but that counts for something.

Answer

Firstly, recite this and memorize it: "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation." Got that? It's very important stuff. As for your second question, Kyle actually did get a sweet taste of love -- remember he went out with the home-schooled girl (Rebecca) back in "Hooked on Monkey Phonics." He even got his first kiss and wrote her a cool song called "Rebecca."

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08/12/10 - Eric Cartman has saved Kyle's life 4 times. Earlier you mentioned 3. He also saved his life in the Planetarium. Doesn't that one count?

Eric Cartman has saved Kyle's life 4 times. Earlier you mentioned 3. He also saved his life in the Planetarium. Doesn't that one count?

Answer

Well, sure. It wasn't just Kyle he saved, Cartman rescued everyone in that episode (Mr. Mackey, Stan, Nurse Gollum..). But I ain't no chump, that counts. Great catch, superfan!

Question:

08/12/10 - Hey mr. faq, does Timmy have a last name?

Hey mr. faq, does Timmy have a last name?

Answer

TIMMY!! Surprisingly, he hasn't had an official last name mentioned in the show. But if you're looking for a little family history, you can see his parents, (Richard and Helen) right here.

Question:

08/12/10 - I, and apparently many people, missed "201". I know this may be too soon but I was wondering if you know if Comedy Central will allow "201" to be on the Season 14 DVDs in it's entirety? As in, how Matt and Trey wanted it? Please answer cuz I would really like to know.

I, and apparently many people, missed "201". I know this may be too soon but I was wondering if you know if Comedy Central will allow "201" to be on the Season 14 DVDs in it's entirety? As in, how Matt and Trey wanted it? Please answer cuz I would really like to know.

Answer

We honestly don't know yet. It's a lame response, but it's the truth.

Question:

Copy of 08/12/10 - hey mr person guy that writes faqs. I managed to get my teacher to imitate Mr. Mackey without her knowing, plus she doesn't watch the show so she had no idea what was going on. What should be the next step of imitation?

hey mr person guy that writes faqs. I managed to get my teacher to imitate Mr. Mackey without her knowing, plus she doesn't watch the show so she had no idea what was going on. What should be the next step of imitation?

Answer

Do you have a panda mascot costume?? If so, get her to put it on, write this on a piece of paper, and have her read it: "When one little panda puts his furry little willy in a another panda?s ear...That makes me a VERY SAAAD PANDA."

If you don't have a panda costume laying around (lame), then you could just try to get her to start using the word "derp".

Question:

08/12/10 - DOES KYLE HAVE DIABETES?!?! I READ ON A SOUTH PARK WIKIPEDIA THAT HE DOES! :O

DOES KYLE HAVE DIABETES?!?! I READ ON A SOUTH PARK WIKIPEDIA THAT HE DOES! :O

Answer

Whoa, caps lock dude. Your e-yelling is hurting my earballs. And yes, Kyle has diabetes -- we learned this medical factoid back in Season 4's "Cherokee Hair Tampons" (407). Crazy enough, Kyle almost dies in that episode. Even crazier, Cartman saves his life...even if he did it against his will.

Question:

08/12/10 - Hey faq guy, I was wondering what is the name of the banjo playing singer who opens every South Park episode?

Hey faq guy, I was wondering what is the name of the banjo playing singer who opens every South Park episode?

Answer

That's an animated version of Les Claypool, lead vocalist for the band Primus. He actually sings the theme song to South Park, hence his awesome guitar strumming in the beginng of every episode.

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