Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

Are Matt & Trey really making a game with Obsidian?

Is it true Matt and Trey are going to make a South Park game with Obsidian?

Answer

Hell yeah, it's true!! Matt and Trey are teaming up with Obsidian and THQ to bring you "South Park: The Game" -- a full-scale RPG for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC! Matt and Trey will also be writing the script, performing the dialogue, and overseeing the development of the game, which comes out in late 2012. It's gonna be epic, check out the details here!

Question:

In what episode does Garrison write the romantic novel?

Hey Mr. FAQ dude, can you help me out? I'm looking for the episode where Mr. Garrison writes a romantic novel about penises. Which is it??

Answer

Happy to help out, dude! Ethan F. Garrison (that's Mr. Garrison's pen name) writes his best-selling novel in the Season 4 classic "Cherokee Hair Tampons" (407). In case you're wondering, the name of the book is "In the Valley of the Penises". It's a real page-turner.

Question:

Is that a "Looney Tunes" parody in "Crippled Summer"?

Hey Mr. FAQ man I noticed that some of the characters in the episode Crippled Summer looked like the ones from looney toons. My friend things I'm wrong, but can you settle the score for us?

Answer

Nothing makes me happier than settling bets between die-hard SP fans. And you'll be happy to know that YOU are the winner in this battle -- "Crippled Summer" (1407) is chock full of old-school Looney Tunes parodies. There's nods to Elmer Fudd, Droopy, Porky, Pete Puma, Buzzard, and even a Sylvester. And of course, Nathan and Mimsy are an homage to the awesome duo Rocky and Mugsy. Watch the episode closely-er...I think you'll be able to catch them all. And then rub it in your friend's face.

Question:

What song does Sergeant Yates dance to?

What is the song in "Butters' Bottom Bitch", when the detective is at the college?

Answer

That frat-tastic tune is delicately titled "F**k the Pain Away" and performed by Peaches. It's great for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Question:

What's the episode with Sarah Jessica Parker?

In what episode does Sarah Jessica Parker appear with Cartman?

Answer

That would be last season's poop and pee filled "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" (1402). The boys write an obscene book filled with disgusting words and acts, including Sarah Jessica Parker, who is mentioned 465 times. She is then featured throughout the episode, including with antlers at one point. You can watch it here, just try not to vomit.

Question:

Who is that girl in the pink hoodie?

Hello Mr. FAQ man, do you know who that girl in the pink hoodie is? I can't remember when she first appears. But my friend says she dies like Kenny in one episode, could you help me out please?

Answer

I know exactly who that is -- her name is Lizzy, and that episode you're looking for is from the Season 4 jail-breaker, "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" (401). She leads the charge against the boys in the sledding competition, and unfortunately, gets taken away by a grizzly bear at the end of the episode...in very Kenny-ish fashion.

Question:

Will there ever be another Christmas episode?

Oh so knowledgeable FAQ guy, Woodland Critter Christmas was the last Christmas episode (aired in 2004). Since the seasons have been starting in October and March, will there ever be another Christmas-time episode? If so, when?

Answer

Yes, yes. This is a very frequently asked question, and for good reason -- the Christmas episodes are awesome. For the last 7 years or so, our show runs have ended prior to the holiday season (usually, the last episode airs the week before Thanksgiving). And as you know, Matt and Trey like to keep shows topical...and doing a Christmas show in November hasn't been their top priority.

That said, the series just got renewed for another 5 full seasons, so honestly anything is possible. You'll just have to stay tuned and eat lots of fiber, and who knows who will visit...

In the meantime, I've collected all of the holiday episodes and a few awesome clips, for you to watch below -- a little present, from South Park to you. Enjoy!

Question:

Is that Russel Crowe's editor in "Ladder to Heaven"?

All powerful and noble FAQ guy, I ask a question of thee. I was watching "Ladder to Heaven", one of the best episodes, and is that Russel Crowe's editor after the boys come back from their candy shopping spree? The guy wearing the HEY shirt.

Answer

You've got a great eye, kiddo. That is indeed him, Russel Crowe's one and only editor. As you mentioned, we'd previously seen him fightin' round the world in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" (604). Bonus factoid -- that editor character is actually based on an editor that used to work here at South Park.

Question:

What creature ate Kenny in "The Poor Kid?"

What creature ate Kenny McCormic in (1514) "The Poor Kid?"

Answer

That would be the giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. It's all a strict part of the Agnostic Code. Can we be certain, though? No, so it's pointless to talk about.

Question:

When do Mr. Mackey and Mrs. Choksondik have sex?

What is the episode where Mr. Mackey is having sex with Ms Chokesondick?

Answer

That would be "Proper Condom Use" (507), mkay? That's the episode where Mackey and Choksondik try to teach the kids about the dangers of sex...and then wind up performing their lesson plan on each other.

Question:

When is Kyle's birthday?

When is the birthday of Kyle Broflovski?

Answer

Kyle's birthday is May 26th! We learned that little hidden fact in the Facebook episode, "You Have 0 Friends" (1404). In fact, a bunch of boys birthdays were revealed in that episode: Stan's is October 19th, and Clyde's is April 10, and Kip Drordy's is July 17th. Mark your calendars...

Question:

Which episode does Cartman keep farting on Kyle?

Hey FAQ Guy, in what episode does Kyle have to stick his finger in Cartman's anus, but every time he tries Cartman keeps passing gas?

Answer

That might be the best 3 minutes of South Park ever, so I'm very happy to help you find that gem. That happens in "Cancelled" (704), when the boys visit Jeff the scientist to try and save the world. Go ahead, it won't bite...but it does stink.

Question:

Who's that guy in the Season 14 intro?

At the end of the intro to the episode "Sexual Healing," there is a guy standing next to the South Park sign wearing a green t-shirt with 2 skulls on it or something. Who is this bum? A friend? A deviant? a murderer perhaps?! Just curious because I've never seen him before.

Answer

I can't tell you if he's a bum or a deviant, but I can tell you he is one lucky fan. That dude in the green shirt's name is Matthew Klinner, and he was the Grand Prize winner of a Season 14 fan contest (the winner got to be animated into the intro of our Season 14 Premiere). We also sent Matthew an epic, framed version of himself in the show signed by Matt and Trey.

And now, he lives on in infamy...

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