Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

How many times has Kenny died?

How many times has Kenny died?

Answer

This is a tricky one to answer and I know there's gonna be some fan disagreements. But I've tallied up the total deaths that actually occurred on-screen, during an episode, with Kenny as Kenny (I did include one death from the World of Warcraft episode, when they killed his avatar -- that counted as one). Keep in mind, this number doesn't include show intros, videogames, specials or when his soul was stuck in Cartman or a pot roast --- only what you see in episodes...

OK, so the total count is -- drumroll... -- 87 deaths.

His last death occurred in last season's "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" (1413), where he actually died 3 seperate times. I doubt it will be the last...

Question:

What are the lyrics to that "Fingerbang" song Wendy sings?

What are the lyrics to that song Wendy sang to try out for the boy group "Fingerbang"? lol

Answer

Happy to to give you a little behind-the-scenes snippet from Wendy's song. This is right from the vaulted script for "Something You Can Do With Your Finger":

INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

...Wendy smiles and nods to Schroeder who starts playing.

WENDY
(Singing and dancing really well)
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And had a great big
Cockadoodle doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like
Shitzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their


Stan, Kyle and Kenny all watch on, impressed. Cartman sits slumped over, resting his head on his hand with half-shut eyes.

WENDY (CONT'D)
(Still doing awesome)
Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying
Because it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying ****


She finishes. Stan, Kyle and Kenny applaud loudly.

CARTMAN
Thanks Wendy... Don't call us. We won't call you either.

Question:

What does it say on the back of Timmy's wheelchair??

What does it say on the back of Timmy's wheelchair in the "Cripple Fight" episode?

Answer

Ahh...good question! It says "Lil' Run-About" on the back of his wheelchair. It was a very-limited edition model, made exclusively for the handiCAPABLE.

Question:

What episode has Radiohead in it?

What was the episode where Radiohead made a cameo? And how did you get them to be on the show?

Answer

That would be in "Scott Tenorman Must Die" (501). Radiohead was Scott Tenorman's favorite band, so Cartman tricks them into coming by writing them a letter as "Scott", saying he has cancer...in his ass. You can watch their cameos below, it's pretty awesome.

As for getting them on the show, they were fans of "South Park" and Matt and Trey were fans of them...so they stopped in to record some vocals when they were in town. You gonna cry all day, cry baby?

Question:

Why was Emmanuel Lewis the Chief Editor of the Dictionary?

In the motorcycle episode, where they change the dictionary definition of the word "fag," Emmanuel Lewis is the chief editor of the dictionary... When Stan says "that makes sense," ya that one went right over my head. Just wondering what the deal was with that?

Answer

Maybe you're a little too young for that joke, but we're happy to help. This story begins long ago...before there was an internet. See if you can connect these pieces: Emmanuel Lewis is an actor best known for his role on the 80's sitcom "Webster". Probably the most famous dictionary in the USA is "Webster's Dictionary". So Emmanuel Lewis being the Chief Editor...I'm hoping you get it at this point.

Question:

My parents are getting divorced, just wanted to thank you guys.

I just want to thank you for the last episode you made. Currently my parents are both getting divorced. The announcement and bitterness began shortly before that episode aired. When I watched the last episode, it blew me away, and I think it's one of the best you've ever done. Oddly enough, watching it seemed to be therapeutic to me. So thank you very much for helping me get by.

Answer

You are more than welcome buddy. Happy the episode struck a cord with you and that it shed a bit on sunshine with that situation. Even though things might be shitty and seem like turd in a microwave, tomorrow's another day.

Question:

Was that an easter egg in "Not Without My Anus"?

What's the deal with the "Stan, Kyle, and Cartman T-Shirts" in Iran, from the episode "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus"? Is that an easter egg??

Answer

Wow, dude. I don't think I've EVER noticed that one before!! The Iranians are definitely selling some knock-off South Park t-shirts in the local market -- look for them on the right, next to the snake charmer. What an awesome little easter egg. Great find buddy!!

Question:

What happened to Kenny's brother?

I'm watching the episode "Chickenlover," and Cartman gets called to Kenny's house for domestic violence. Then Kenny's dad introduces his TWO kids. I don't ever recall seeing/hearing about Kenny's brother after this episode. What happened to him?

Answer

Kenny not only has a brother, he also has a SISTER too. POW! They're both just not shown very often (and neither has an official name).

He's definitely still around though -- just look for the dirty kid with a band-aid on his head. He was most recently seen in "Sexual Healing" (1401), both dirty and also cleaned up a bit in a tux for Kenny's funeral. You can also see him in "The List" (1114) and "The Ring" (1301).

Question:

When does Cartman ask Garrison to suck his balls?

What episode does Cartman ask Mr. Garrison, "how would you like to suck my balls Mr Garrison?"

Answer

Ahhhh....You're actually looking for the South Park MOVIE: "Bigger, Longer & Uncut". That's where Cartman pulls out a megaphone in the classroom and propositions his testicles.

You can also hear Cartman asking Miss Choksondik a very similar question in "Fourth Grade" (412). In that one, Garrison trains her how to handle such situations with his patented "Present Them" approach.

Question:

Which episode is Dick Cheney kicked out of hell?

What is the season and name of the episode where Dick Cheney was too evil for Satan and was kicked out of Hell? This is my favorite one, but I cannot find it.

Answer

That's on odd favorite episode, because...it doesn't exist. The only episodes Dick Cheney has really been in is "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" (1009) and "A Ladder to Heaven" (612). You can watch some clips of him below, if that helps.

Are you thinking of when Satan kicked SADDAM out of hell? That happens in "Probably" (411).

Question:

Dude, Wing is NOT real. Is she?!

Okay, come on. I've seen you guys say a buncha times that Wing is real, but there's no way. For one thing, that's obviously Trey doing a high pitched female-sounding voice. The Lyrics are like half missing and half gibberish/half some other language. And I Just looked at this site: http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/ - It all looks like some 8th grader's webpage or a really big joke... Rappy McRapperson? There's no god damn way... Come on guys, confess. Wing can't possibly be real, or if she is, nothing used in an episode or on that website is real. It can't be... There's just no way. I just listened to some of the samples. These are freakin' hilarious. Some of music in the songs isn't even done on real instruments, it's MIDI. There's just no way this can possibly not be a joke.

Answer

Hate to burst your funny fuse, but Wing is 100% real!!! She's a musician from New Zealand and has been making a living singing her songs and covers for the last decade. I'm sure you're mind is blown -- like when you heard for the first time about Vunter Slaush -- but I assure you, she's legit. The songs in the episode are all her real songs, unaltered and un-believably amazing. She even signed off on her image being used in the episode, with the only stipulation being the approval of her cartoon "self."

You should check out that last album she just released. As you mentioned, it was produced by the one and only Rappy McRapperson. It has to be gold.

Question:

Is that Orgazmo on top of Kathie Lee's trophy??

Is that a figure of Orgazmo on top of the trophy Kathy Lee Gifford gives Cartman in "Weight Gain 4000"?

Answer

Wow, great eye dude! That is indeed a golden version of Orgazmo on top of Kathy Lee's trophy. He's also proudly mounted on top of the World Champion dodgeball trophy in "Conjoined Fetus Lady" (205). There's a bunch of references to Orgamzo hidden throughout the episodes, especially in the earlier seasons.

Question:

Was there an episode with a Paul Stanley song??

There was an episode where I swear I heard a song with Paul Stanley's voice. Is that him and if it is, is it a KISS song?

Answer

I believe you're thinking of the boar-killing montage from "Make Love, Not Warcraft" (1008). They rock out pretty hard to Paul Stanley's "Live To Win" -- not a KISS song, it's the title track from his second solo album. Rock out to it right here...

Question:

What are the lyrics to "Something In My Front Pocket For You"??

Ok, so i know it is one of the easiest songs to memorize... but "I have something in my front pocket for you" -- what are the lyrics? I got most of them cause it repeats the name of the song...but what is the rest!!!!??????

Answer

Calm down, calm down! I can help you out with those lyrics, guy. You just have to promise to put on your tap dancing shoes and serve up something fierce:

I've got something in my front pocket for you. Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is.
There Grab onto it - it's just for you. Give it a little squeeze and say how do you do?
There's something in my front pocket! Something in my front pocket!

Question:

What was Cartman vomiting in "Tsst"?

What did Cartman vomit out in "Tsst" (10x07)?

Answer

My guess is he pukes up some sort of combination of bile, naughtiness, and KFC. To be certain, you made need to watch the 1980 sci-fi movie "Altered States." Cartman's surrealistic battle between his good and bad self is a pretty ripe parody of a scene from that cult classic.

Question:

Who was in that crowd at the end of "Britney's New Look"?

In the episode "Britney's New Look", towards the end when all the people were taking pictures of Britney, who were the notable characters that looked awfully familiar?

Answer

Damnnnn...that's a hard one to answer. Pretty much ALL of South Park is gathered there for the Harvest, including a ton of townspeople and celebrities that've had cameos in past episodes. Here's a solid list off the cuff -- it's not comprehensive, so don't bust my balls if I missed some people -- Irene from the County Dump ("Casa Bonita"), the Rednecks and Coyote Brown from "Apologies to Jesse Jackson", Pastor Phillips from "Cartman Sucks", Nelson's parents from "Stanley's Cup", a brunette version of Miss Stephenson from "Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy", Mrs. Striebel the art teacher from "Toilet Paper", Geoffrey Maynard from "Hellen Keller the Musical", Jeff Goldblum from "Cancelled", Detective Mitch, the Broflovskis, Gene Hackman from "Krazy Kripples", the Marshes, NWBZPWNR from "Make Love, Not Warcraft", Butters' Uncle Bud from "AWESOM-O", Rabbi Schwartz, Nelson (Randy's co-worker), Craig's parents, Wendy's parents, Principal Victoria, Cartman's mom....etc etc etc.

It's actually one of the most impressive gatherings of South Park locals ever done. And If you've gotten the chance to see it in HD or on Blu-Ray, it's even more impressive.

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