Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions. You ask them, the staff of South Park answers!

Question:

How many episodes of South Park are there?

How many episodes of South Park are there?

Answer

As of right now, Matt and Trey have produced an absurdly-impressive 230 episodes of South Park. We're currently smack-dab in the middle of Season 16, so when this season finishes in November, there will be a total of 237!

Not too bad for an all-construction paper, stop-motion, college class assignment that featured a demonic snowman rampaging the streets of a small mountain town only to be defeated by little baby Jesus.

Question:

What song plays during Kyle's mind trip?

In Season 4, Episode 1 ("the tooth fairy tats 2000"), Kyle leaves reality towards the end. My question is: what band plays during his mind trip?

Answer

Ahhh...good question! Kyle's little mind-bending trip is underscored by one of South Park's favorite bands...Primus. That song is called "Welcome to This World" and it's from their 1993 album, Pork Soda.

Question:

Why weren't there Visitors in "Cash For Gold"?

Dear Mr Faqer :) I watched the "Cash 4 Gold" episode 3 times and I didn't spot any aliens. So are there visitors in that episode, or has the show gone rogue?

Answer

My dearest fan, I think it's you who may have gone rogue. The show doesn't have Visitors in every episode, so I wouldn't stress about trying to find them. As we learned in "Cancelled" (704), the Visitors appear randomly to help fix anal probes and whatnot.

So, no, there aren't any Visitors in "Cash 4 Gold". But there IS a squirrel with a top hat on...and I'd like to think that's even better.

Question:

What episode has Butters singing "Boom Boom Pow"?

What was the episode where Butters sings "Boom Boom Pow"? I forgot :(

Answer

That happens in the cracktastic montage from "Crack Baby Athletic Association" (1505). Somebody's got to eat all that bacon, might as well be Butters...

Question:

Is Cartman seriously in love with Kyle??

The uncertainty is driving my insane! On the last episode "Cartman Finds Love", Cartman tells Nicole (and the whole basketball audience) that he loves Kyle and that they're together. I know they're not together so obviously Cartman made that part up, but what about him being in love with Kyle? Is it true or just another one of Cartman's schemes?? I've always thought that he was gay and had a crush on Kyle, it was my only insane way of explaining how he's always picking on him and wanting him to suck his balls so bad. Pleaseeeeee answer my question!!!

Answer

This is the FAQ of the month -- everyone has been asking about this!! And for good reason -- Cartman has put Butters' wiener in his mouth, had Kyle suck his balls, dressed up like Britney Spears and kissed a Justin TImberlake cutout, and now...confessed his "love" for Kyle.

So is he gay? Is he really in love with Kyle?? All we can say for certain is that he is definitely one confused little kid. (Let's not forget he's also committed countless crimes, befriended the dark lord Cthulhu, and indirectly killed Tenorman's parents, one of which turns out to be his own father). To find out more about his real feelings, we're all gonna just have to watch and see what happens in September...

Question:

How come you haven't made fun of Justin Bieber?

How come South Park hasn't made fun of Justin Bieber yet? Is it because he's too easy?

Answer

Umm...Cartman had the Dark Lord Cthulhu hunt down Justin Bieber and squish his puny little head two seasons ago, in "Coon Vs. Coon & Friends". Come on dude, you need to keep up on your Park!!

Question:

What are the lyrics to "Jackin' It In San Diego" and "Make Bullying Kill Itself"?

Dear Mr. FAQ Guy: What are the lyrics to "Jackin' it in San Diego" and "Make Bullying Kill Itself"? Please help, thank you. Ps--You are my hero, anyone who knows SO much stuff about South Park is my all time favorite person... :D

Answer

Well you certainly know how to butter me up. It's not every day we double down on script access, but what the hell. Here are the lyrics to both of those awesome songs from "Butterballs" (1605).

I've put the clips below as well, so GET YOUR GUMMY BEARS and sing along!!


"Make Bullying Kill Itself"

STAN
(singing)
Bullying isn't cool
Bullying is lame, Bullying is ugly
and has a stupid name.
For a healthy world,
Bullying's unfit and I think I know
what we should do to it --
doot doot doot doot do to it

STAN
(singing)
Let's all get together
And make bullying kill itself
Bully-ing's an ugly thing
Let's shove it's face in the dirt,
And make bullying kill itself
Woa woa woa

CARTMAN
(singing)
Boy you like my body set the mood let's play.
You can touch me anywhere -
except for my va-jay-jay

STAN
(singing)
We can make it stop, We can stomp it out
We can beat its ass, Until it starts to cry
Let's gang up on it, And tell it, it smells
And beat its ass worse, If it ever tells
(if-if-if-it ever tells)
Let's all join together
To try and make bullying kill itself
It'll be fun to see
Just how bad we can make it feel
Make bullying kill itself
Woa woa woa

CARTMAN
(singing)
My heart sez yes - (sez yes) -
but my Va-jay-jay sez no

BUTTERS
(singing)
Trapped inside the darkness of my mind.
I try to break free but words are so unkind-

JASON
STUPID!

GIRL
UGLY!

KYLE
(half hearted)
PANSY.

RANDOM KID
DORK!!

BUTTERS
HEY CAN I- CAN I not do this please?!

The music STOPS and everyone loses their smiles and the lights come on-



"Jackin' It In San Diego"


SINGER (O.S.)
I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreadin the word and now I need ease my mind.
(Jack'n it ho)

SINGER (O.S.)
Been plantin them apple seeds and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out Jackin it in - SAN DIEGO!

BACKUP SINGERS
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackity Jack
Spankin' it Jackin' it Spankity Smack

SINGER
I Don't need no shirt, no, gonna take them pants right off
(He's aboutta Jack it)
On such a bright day - who needs underwear or socks?
(Jack'n it ho)
Been all around Gods country and there's one thing I know
There's no better place for Jackin it than SAN DIEGO!!

BACKUP SINGERS
Jack it jack it jackity jack
Spanking spankin it smackity smack
Jack it jack it jackity jack
Spanking spankin it smackity smack

SINGER
Jackin' it for the LORRRRRD!!!!

SAN DIEGO MAYOR
Come to San Diego there's so much to see.
From the sparkling waters of mission bay to the warm tortillas of Old town.
And after a day of sightseeing, why not try
spankin' it on one of our charming city streets?
San Diego. Come. Take a load off.

BACKUP SINGERS
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackity Jack
Spankin' it Jackin' it Spankity Smack
Whackin' it Whackin' it Whackity Whack
Spankin' it Jerkin' it spankity smack

SINGER (O.S.)
The cars are passin by me they honk to say hello

RANDOM GUY IN CAR
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it)

SINGER
From his window there's a guy shootin' video
And if the good Lord Jesus comes knockin on my door,
just Tell him that I'm jackin it in - San Diego!

BACKUP SINGERS
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackity Jack
Spankin' it Jackin' it Spankity Smack
Whackin' it Whackin' it Whackity Whack-

Question:

Does Clyde have a sister?

Does Clyde have sisters? In "Reverse Cowgirl" right before his mom died, she said to "make sure you put the toilet seat down for you sister's sake"...but at the funeral, it was just Clyde and his dad. They never really mentioned him having sister...so I'm just a bit confused.

Answer

Great catch dude, and I understand your perplexed head-scratching. To date, we haven't seen Clyde's sister in any episodes. I'm pretty sure she's still mourning the loss of their mother, or maybe she has also fallen victim to Clyde's flagrant disregard of toilet seat etiquette. Hopefully we'll see her soon...and alive.

Question:

How many times has Cartman said "Screw you guys, I'm going home"?

How many times has Eric Cartman said "Screw You Guys I'm Going Home"?

Answer

By my count, he says that infamous phrase (or some variation of it) a total of 18 times. It's totally possible that I missed one, so don't bust my balls, but here's the full rundown of "screw you guys" episodes:

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (101), Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (110), Summer Sucks (208, three times), Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (209, three times), Rainforest Schmainforest (301), Spontaneous Combustion (302, two times), Hooked On Monkey Phonics (313), Red Badge of Gayness (314, two times), Cherokee Hair Tampons (407), Chef Goes Nanners (408), A Very Crappy Christmas (417), and Raisins (714)

Question:

What episode has the internet stars killing each other?

Hey dude in which episode did all the internet stars kill eachother? You know, like like Talor Zonday, Tron Guy and Afroninja?

Answer

You're looking for the internet battle royale from Season 12's "Canada On Strike". I'm not your buddy, guy!

Question:

When will you guys parody "Full Metal Jacket"?

Guys, your show kicks ass! I got 2 questions for you: in the episode "The Losing Edge", Season 9, is that Randy "Macho Man" Savage playing the role of "Bat Dad"? Question 2: When will you guys make a "Full Metal Jacket" tribute?

Answer

Well, Bat Dad is Bat Dad. I think he's more a collective parody of ALL professional wrestlers, But the Macho Man definitely fits into that mold. If you're a wrestling fan, you should also figure-four leg lock Season 13's "W.T.F."

As for Question #2, happy to say Matt and Trey are way ahead of you!! They already paid homage to that Stanley Kubrick classic in Season 2's "Cow Days" (213). Remember when Cartman thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee? Sucky-Sucky!!

Question:

Does Principal Victoria's watch say 4:20PM?

In Season 1, Episode 9 (Starvin' Marvin), when Principal Victoria is talking to the kids about how it is "inappropriate for an 8yr old to take care of a starving Ethiopian child", does her digital sports watch say 4:20 PM?

Answer

Wow, somewhere out there a stoner just got his wings. Yes, it does in fact say 4:20 PM on Principal Victoria's Taiko digital sports watch. Good catch!

Question:

Will South Park be at ComicCon this year?

Will South Park attend San Diego Comic Con 2012? And if so, will it have the same presence like last year (Chinese parade and an actual South Park)?

Answer

Great question, dude. I think there will be a South Park presence at Comic-Con, although we're not exactly sure what that will be quite yet. It won't be as grand as last year's big "Year of the Fan" celebration, but there will definitely be some SP love!!

Question:

Is that a "Dune" reference in "A History Channel Thanksgiving"?

Hi, In "A History Channel Thanksgiving" Pilgrim said phrase: "for he who control the stuffing, control the Universe" Is that from the book "Dune"?

Answer

Dude, you're a regular Professor of Thanksgiving!! That is indeed a reference to sandy classic "Dune". I haven't read the original book by Frank Herbert, but I know the quote Matt and Trey parodied is definitely in the 1984 movie: "He who controls the spice, controls the universe!"

Question:

Are there any updates or DLC planned for "Tenorman's Revenge" on Xbox?

Hello there. Just wondering if there actually was any DLC planned for the Tenorman's Revenge game on 360? There is a Download Content option on the game's menu, but all it does it offer you the entirely pointless option of re-downloading the game that is already on the system.

Answer

There are not any plans to release DLC for Tenorman's Revenge at this time, but you should certainly get the update. We made some big changes based on player feedback. You can now swap characters at anytime in the game so if you need to get that time core along a Cartman brach, feel free to Coon-Out and grab it. Lot's of smaller things were tweaked as well. Check out all the goodies here.

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