FAQ Frequently Asked Questions

Monday, March 2, 2009

I didn't understand what happened to the Brian guy in "The Snuke". What was inside Clinton's vagina that ate him?

I didn't understand what happened to the Brian guy in "The Snuke". What was inside Clinton's vagina that ate him?
Nobody really knows? God help him.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009

What are the exact lyrics for the song "I've got something in my front pocket" to which Butters tapdances in that "you got served" episode?

What are the exact lyrics for the song "I've got something in my front pocket" to which Butters tapdances in that "you got served" episode?
"I've got something in my front pocket for you. Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is. There grab onto it - it's just for you. Give it a little squeeze and say how do you do? There's something in my front pocket! Something in my front pocket! --"

It's a beautiful song, even on paper. Click here to watch Butters tap dance to it.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009

What episode does Randy get drunk driving the boys home from karate?

What episode does Randy get drunk driving the boys home from karate?
Randy lacks disciprine and drives drunk in "Bloody Mary" (914).
Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Which episode is it where Mr. Garrison finds out he is actually gay?

Which episode is it where Mr. Garrison finds out he is actually gay?
It took a Tree of Insight and a lot of Choksondik, but Garrison comes face to face with his gay side in "Fourth Grade" (412).
Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I cant wait another whole week for session 13, could you guys freeze me like Cartman to make wait time shorter? pls

I cant wait another whole week for session 13, could you guys freeze me like Cartman to make wait time shorter? pls
Well, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't freeze you. But if you close your eyes and count backward from 100 Gelgameks, the season 13 premiere should be here in no time. Don't forget to catch a sneak preview on Sunday night of the season premiere. It will be available around 10 pm PST.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Please!!!! Answer!!!!! does James Woods do the voice of Conan Obien in the movie????

Please!!!! Answer!!!!! does James Woods do the voice of Conan Obien in the movie????
Hey there, Mr. Exclamation Point. Nope, it's actually Brent Spiner that does Conan's voice in "Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."
Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Why does Kyle seem to be so angry at his hair? He never takes his cap off!

Why does Kyle seem to be so angry at his hair? He never takes his cap off!
You'd probably act the same way too if you had an unruly red mop on your head.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

In which episode does Timmy die? My friend told me that he died in the movie. But I watched all 3 parts of Imaginationland AND Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, and still no death of Timmy!

In which episode does Timmy die? My friend told me that he died in the movie. But I watched all 3 parts of Imaginationland AND Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, and still no death of Timmy!
Breathe a sigh of relief my friend, Timmy has not died. And your friend's a jerkface for saying he did.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I notice that you have the latest episodes on pretty quick after airing. It'll be there for maybe a week, and then it'll say something about waiting until this/that date to watch it again. Why isn't it on for about a month?? Are you guys fixing bugs with the episode or something?

I notice that you have the latest episodes on pretty quick after airing. It'll be there for maybe a week, and then it'll say something about waiting until this/that date to watch it again. Why isn't it on for about a month?? Are you guys fixing bugs with the episode or something?
No, it's not bugs. We would love to leave them up forever, but for legal reasons way over our head, we have to take them down for 23 days (a week after they air). Then they come back online for good. I don't really understand it myself. I dunno, we just make cartoons.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

How does cursing work on South Park and comedy central. Did the episode 'It Hits the Fan' mark a period in time when u could start cursing? Oh and one more for ya, am i gunna get spamed?

How does cursing work on South Park and comedy central. Did the episode 'It Hits the Fan' mark a period in time when u could start cursing? Oh and one more for ya, am i gunna get spamed?
I think the period where we could start cursing was marked with "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". We've been tearing it up from day one. Trey writes whatever he wants, and then Comedy beeps what they feel is necessary. "It Hits the Fan" was a special exception though, you will notice that they beep the "S-word" in all the other shows.

And no, you're not gonna get spammed.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

According to Wikipedia, Matt and Trey have signed a contract with Comedy Central to create a total of 15 seasons. Do they plan continuing this awesome show after 15.

According to Wikipedia, Matt and Trey have signed a contract with Comedy Central to create a total of 15 seasons. Do they plan continuing this awesome show after 15.
Ahhh, I love Wikipedia. Yes, Matt and Trey have signed on through an epic 15th Season, but that's still very far away. Season 13 just premiered Wednesday, which means there's at least three more full seasons of South Parkage before they will answer that question.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

When do new episodes air online?? i gotta see the new episode..

When do new episodes air online?? i gotta see the new episode..
We put the new episodes online right after it airs on the West Coast, as close to 10:31 PST as possible. Because the video needs to spread around the world through internet hocus-pocus, sometimes it takes a little while before the episode is available for everyone on our site. For sure, it will always be available by the next morning after it premieres on Comedy.

Here it is, in glorious streaming HD. Enjoy!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Why did the terrorist attack Imaginationland?? everything seemed so happy over there

Why did the terrorist attack Imaginationland?? everything seemed so happy over there
Because they're terrorists. That's what they do.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I see that seasons 11-13 are on iTunes in HD. Any plans on bringing seasons 1-10 out in HD as well? If so, when?

I see that seasons 11-13 are on iTunes in HD. Any plans on bringing seasons 1-10 out in HD as well? If so, when?
We've got big plans, my friend. We are currently working backwards from Season 10 to bring them all to HD. It's a long, intensive process, but we've got great peeps working on it, so be patient, and you'll have those HD episodes in no time.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

which is the epidode where Cartman is mayor?

which is the epidode where Cartman is mayor?
When the Birth Givers have all been arrested for molestering, Cartman takes over as the Mayor of Smiley Town. This is from the Season 4 gem "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" (416).
Thursday, March 19, 2009

Who is Mysterion???

Who is Mysterion???
Wait...you couldn't tell?? Maybe you should have another look. He reveals himself right here!
Thursday, March 19, 2009

In the episode "Raisins", why do all the Raisins girls have car names?

In the episode "Raisins", why do all the Raisins girls have car names?
If you're asking that, you obviously don't live in the United States. Over here, a lot of girls who might work at an establishment such as Raisins are named after luxury cars. I'm not really sure why, but it's pretty smug.
Thursday, March 19, 2009

What the hell does TBA mean?

What the hell does TBA mean?
Umm...To Be Announced. As in, it's coming soon.
Thursday, March 19, 2009

Hey if i remember right, there was a SouthParkStudios iPhone App in the making. What happened to that?

Hey if i remember right, there was a SouthParkStudios iPhone App in the making. What happened to that?
Oh, you remembered right. It's been done and awesome since September 2008, but it got rejected by the App Store. You can read about how cool it would have been here.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Okay, I'm from New Zealand and we only got South Park seasons 1 and 2 available to rent from stores. What is up with that?? Is NZ shit? or just our video stores?

Okay, I'm from New Zealand and we only got South Park seasons 1 and 2 available to rent from stores. What is up with that?? Is NZ shit? or just our video stores?
No, New Zealand's definitely not shit. I did some asking around and found out what's going on with the DVDs on that side of the Kiwisphere. Here is the New Zealand Release Schedule for 2009:

- South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season DVD -- 04-Feb-2009

- South Park:  The Complete Fifth Season DVD -- 11-Mar-2009

- South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season BLU-RAY -- 13-May-2009

- South Park:  The Complete Sixth Season DVD -- 17-Jun-2009

- South Park: The Cult of Cartman DVD -- 08-Jul-2009

- South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season DVD -- 14-Oct-2009

- Christmas Time in South Park DVD -- 18-Nov-2009

As far as stores where the DVDs are currently available, you should check out: JB Hifi, Whitcoulls, The Warehouse, CD and DVD Store, and Real Groovy. And lastly, if you wanna grab them online, try www.MightyApe.co.nz - it's one of PHE's biggest online retailers; otherwise try www.RealGroovy.co.nz or www.marbecks.co.nz.

Long story short, you should definitely be able to find it somewhere. Enjoy!
Thursday, March 26, 2009

What did the breast cancer say to the polish monkey?

What did the breast cancer say to the polish monkey?
I don't know. What did the breast cancer say to the polish monkey?
Thursday, March 26, 2009

Why there were only 11 apostles at Kyle's last supper? And who's the boy on Cartman's left?

Why there were only 11 apostles at Kyle's last supper? And who's the boy on Cartman's left?
Actually, there are 12. If you want a good look at it, you should check out this epic wallpaper image -- you can see each kid very clearly. The kid to Cartman's left is Jason. But because we're royally awesome, here's the full "apostle" breakdown, from left to right: Craig, Timmy, Jason, Cartman, Token, Kyle, Jimmy, Butters, Kenny (sans hood), Tweek, Ike, Clyde.
Thursday, March 26, 2009

HEY!!! sorry. hehe. Okay, in what episode did Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, & Stan have Butters make paper versions of them???? (where Butters & the Barbie "make love" lol)

HEY!!! sorry. hehe. Okay, in what episode did Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, & Stan have Butters make paper versions of them???? (where Butters & the Barbie "make love" lol)
Hey right back at ya! Butters makes construction paper cut-outs of the Boys in "A Very Crappy Christmas" (417), so they can make an animated Christmas cartoon. I believe this is what they call "art imitating reality". Check out the episode here.
Thursday, March 26, 2009

In ‘Raisins’, when Stan stands outside Wendy’s house and holds a boom box over his head playing Peter Gabriel, does that refer to a movie or a tv-show?? and if so, what movie or tv-show?

In ‘Raisins’, when Stan stands outside Wendy’s house and holds a boom box over his head playing Peter Gabriel, does that refer to a movie or a tv-show?? and if so, what movie or tv-show?
It's a reference to a pretty iconic scene from the movie "Say Anything", in which John Cusack holds a boombox over his head to woo his girlfriend back. In the movie, Cusack's blasting "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel, but I think Stan's choice of "Shock the Monkey" is much more romantic.
Friday, March 27, 2009

When do you guys write the episodes for a new season of South Park?

When do you guys write the episodes for a new season of South Park?
They are currently being written as we speak. There is no "beforehand", episodes are written, animated, voiced -- start to finish -- the same week that the show airs. The entire process is usually done in 6 days total. It's pretty darn amazing, and I highly reccommend you check out the Behind the Scenes of how it's done right here.
Friday, March 27, 2009

why do you never answer my questions?

why do you never answer my questions?
Is that your question? A shame you wasted it like that.
Friday, March 27, 2009

Who is singing the fighting theme song in the first episode of season 8 "Good Times With Weapons"?

Who is singing the fighting theme song in the first episode of season 8 "Good Times With Weapons"?
That would be Trey, singing his ninja-heart out with "Let's Fighting Love". It's real Japanese too.
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