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Friday, May 1, 2009 What was the episode where various directors were brought in to think of an idea? Micheal Bay made up a bunch of special effects and Mel Gibson was the only one who's idea made any sense. I'm having trouble remembering exactly what the episode was about. What was the episode where various directors were brought in to think of an idea? Micheal Bay made up a bunch of special effects and Mel Gibson was the only one who's idea made any sense. I'm having trouble remembering exactly what the episode was about.: That's in "Imaginationland: Episode I" (1110), where terrorists attack our imagination. The government brings in three directors: Michael Bay, M. Night Shamallamadong, and Mel Gibson. You're right, Gibson is the only one that makes sense. And his nipples really hurt when he twists them.
Friday, May 1, 2009 I have a question i have wondered about for a loooooooong time. Why is the lady on the school bus so angry? Is there an episode where she has a big role? I have a question i have wondered about for a loooooooong time. Why is the lady on the school bus so angry? Is there an episode where she has a big role?: She's angry because she's a delicate virgin flower that doesn't get the attention she deserves. She has a pretty big role in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", where she becomes a stand up comedian and falls in love.
Friday, May 1, 2009 which episode is it where the credits are all john and jane smith?...and why? which episode is it where the credits are all john and jane smith?...and why?: "Trapped in the Closet" (912). Watch the episode and you can find out for yourself.
Thursday, May 7, 2009 I haven't seen Chef in any of the recent episodes. What happened to him? I haven't seen Chef in any of the recent episodes. What happened to him?: Well, Chef (as you know him) kinda died in the "The Return of Chef" (1001). Isaac Hayes, the actor who portrayed the smooth singing lunchroom chef, also passed away last year. He will be missed.
Thursday, May 7, 2009 Will Stan ever force himself to kiss Wendy (without vomiting)? Will Stan ever force himself to kiss Wendy (without vomiting)?: Only in flashbacks. However, Wendy was able to give him a little smooch in the hallway last season without the usual puking reaction.
Thursday, May 7, 2009 Help. What episode is the one where Kenny does all this ridulous stuff for money and ends up getting arrested? Help. What episode is the one where Kenny does all this ridulous stuff for money and ends up getting arrested?: You mean "The Krazy Kenny Show"?? That kraziness happens in "Fat Camp" (415), and he gets arrested for prostitution, after offering to give Howard Stern a hummer for $10.
Thursday, May 7, 2009 I am a girl that has seen all episodes of South Park and i wanted to know how many other girls watch south park? Did u ever take a vote? I am a girl that has seen all episodes of South Park and i wanted to know how many other girls watch south park? Did u ever take a vote?: We actually conducted a super scientific study recently, and found out that 100% of all "cool" girls watch SP. Looks like our data is correct.
Friday, May 8, 2009 Hi and thanks for making me and my friends laugh our asses off for years. I was just wondering, who voices Token? Hi and thanks for making me and my friends laugh our asses off for years. I was just wondering, who voices Token?: Adrien Beard does Token's voice. He actually runs our storyboard and art department, and is a producer on the show. And he's worked on the show since the pilot episode.
Friday, May 8, 2009 hey guys. can u plz tell me which is the episode where cartman becomes a teacher of cheating. I remember him saying "how do i reach these kiiiiids?". i really wanna see this episode again! all my friends watch south park. Love from Greece <3 hey guys. can u plz tell me which is the episode where cartman becomes a teacher of cheating. I remember him saying "how do i reach these kiiiiids?". i really wanna see this episode again! all my friends watch south park. Love from Greece <3: Sure thing. That episode is from last season's "Eek, A Penis!" (1205), and you can watch it right here. Spoiler alert: He reaches these kiiiiiids.
Friday, May 15, 2009 In which episode did they took our jobs? In which episode did they took our jobs?: Those damn immigrants from the future took 'er jobs in "Goobacks" (806). Luckily, we had enough men willing to jump into a pile of gay sex to stop it.
Friday, May 15, 2009 What is the name of the movie that the fight scene in "Cripple Fight" was based on? What is the name of the movie that the fight scene in "Cripple Fight" was based on?: The 80s classic film "They Live". The crew actually took shots from the movie and animated Jimmy and Timmy fighting right over it. You should watch the scene from the movie first, then watch the cripple fight showdown here. It's awesome.
Friday, May 15, 2009 What is the episode where the Chinese Guy builds a wall, and i think Persians come and destroy it? What is the episode where the Chinese Guy builds a wall, and i think Persians come and destroy it?: It was actually Mongolians that came and destroyed Mr. Lu Kim's city wall. Being the only Chinese Guy in town, he is commissioned to build a wall to keep out child molesters. Instead, he faces an angry mob of ancient Mongolians hell-bent on tearing it down. The episode is "Child Abduction Is Not Funny" (611).
Friday, May 15, 2009 Greetings from Greece!! I have watched all the episodes of south park over and over and over again, they dont get old or boring no matter how many times you watch an episode! And there is always something new to notice in every episode. What I have never seen in any episode...is Greece!! I dont care even if you make fun us! :) It would just be nice to see something involving Greece even for 1 second in a show I grew up with! Greetings from Greece!! I have watched all the episodes of south park over and over and over again, they dont get old or boring no matter how many times you watch an episode! And there is always something new to notice in every episode. What I have never seen in any episode...is Greece!! I dont care even if you make fun us! :) It would just be nice to see something involving Greece even for 1 second in a show I grew up with!: If all you want is one second, then I think we've got you covered. In "The Simpsons Already Did It", the Sea People's advanced underwater civilization is a direct homage to Ancient Greece. Check it out!
Friday, May 15, 2009 South Park has to be the funniest (and topical) show on TV. But please tell me what Cartman sings at the beginning of each episode: "Ample parking day or night, people..................?" South Park has to be the funniest (and topical) show on TV. But please tell me what Cartman sings at the beginning of each episode: "Ample parking day or night, people..................?": Ample parking day or night, people shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!
Friday, May 15, 2009 hey SP :D Can you tell me again witch episode it was with Garrison making a book about penisses and stuff?? sorry 4 bad english hey SP :D Can you tell me again witch episode it was with Garrison making a book about penisses and stuff?? sorry 4 bad english: No problemo. Garrison's penis-heavy novel is called "In The Valley of the Penises", and he writes it in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" (407). It will eventually come to be known as "the greatest homoerotic novel since Huckleberry Finn".
Friday, May 15, 2009 [We received this FAQ a few weeks back...] My name is Ensign Jonathan Sieg, and I am the Public Affairs Officer onboard the USS Bainbridge. You might've seen us on TV recently as the ship that spent several days following Capt. Richard Phillips and then eliminating the pirates holding him prisoner. Pretty much everyone onboard our ship - from Captain to seaman - is a huge fan of South Park, and when we heard about the episode Fatbeard, as you can imagine, we were thrilled and very interested to watch. Unfortunately due to the terrible bandwidth onboard our ships at sea, watching streaming video is pretty much impossible, so literally no one on board has yet seen the episode; we've just heard about it. If there is any way at all we could be sent a copy of the episode, either electronically or through the mail, or if we could be sent any piece of memorabilia from the making of the episode, the crew would be thrilled. Anyway, any help would be appreciated - and from our end, we'll do our best to generate some more awesome plot ideas for you. (The Navy is pretty much always funny, so it should be easy). Thank you. Very respectfully, ENS Jonathan T. Sieg, Strike Warfare Officer, Public Affairs Officer, USS BAINBRIDGE (DDG 96) [We received this FAQ a few weeks back...] My name is Ensign Jonathan Sieg, and I am the Public Affairs Officer onboard the USS Bainbridge. You might've seen us on TV recently as the ship that spent several days following Capt. Richard Phillips and then eliminating the pirates holding him prisoner. Pretty much everyone onboard our ship - from Captain to seaman - is a huge fan of South Park, and when we heard about the episode Fatbeard, as you can imagine, we were thrilled and very interested to watch. Unfortunately due to the terrible bandwidth onboard our ships at sea, watching streaming video is pretty much impossible, so literally no one on board has yet seen the episode; we've just heard about it. If there is any way at all we could be sent a copy of the episode, either electronically or through the mail, or if we could be sent any piece of memorabilia from the making of the episode, the crew would be thrilled. Anyway, any help would be appreciated - and from our end, we'll do our best to generate some more awesome plot ideas for you. (The Navy is pretty much always funny, so it should be easy). Thank you. Very respectfully, ENS Jonathan T. Sieg, Strike Warfare Officer, Public Affairs Officer, USS BAINBRIDGE (DDG 96): No, sir, thank you. We were honored to read that, and making an episode about you kicking pirate booty was our pleasure. I am happy to say that a sweet care package is on it's way to you and the brave crew aboard the USS Bainbridge, along with a few copies of "Fatbeard". We hope you enjoy, and please, keep on kicking ass.
Friday, May 22, 2009 Greetings from austria! (the small country next to germany) ;) I was delighted finding this website about one year ago! finally i had the chance to watch southpark in english. thats so much better than the german synchronization! anyway, can you tell me when the next episode of season 13 will be released? I just can't wait to see it! thx a lot! Greetings from austria! (the small country next to germany) ;) I was delighted finding this website about one year ago! finally i had the chance to watch southpark in english. thats so much better than the german synchronization! anyway, can you tell me when the next episode of season 13 will be released? I just can't wait to see it! thx a lot!: I agree; something about hearing Cartman say "red rocket" in German just doesn't translate as well. To answer you're question: the second half of Season 13 starts October 7th. In the mean time, we got some awesome EXCLUSIVE online content coming out over the summer to hold you over.
Friday, May 22, 2009 Are these all episodes from all seasons in the Full Episodes section or just some of them?? And if there are others where can I find them. Thank you in advance, and by the way, Southpark used to be, still is and i beleive it will continue being, the best show on tv/internet/dvd/vcr......ect. Are these all episodes from all seasons in the Full Episodes section or just some of them?? And if there are others where can I find them. Thank you in advance, and by the way, Southpark used to be, still is and i beleive it will continue being, the best show on tv/internet/dvd/vcr......ect.: Yes. Our Full Episode Guide has every...single...episode...EVER! I know, it's pretty damn awesome.
Friday, May 22, 2009 I'm sending this from Shanghai, China. im happy to say southparkstudios.com is not one of the blacklisted websites that get filtered in this part of world. therefore i dont have wait until my return to canada to watch my favorite show. i wanted to know which episode Chef explains what periods are through song: "oooooo no, ooooooh no baby, oooooooh no, call me next weeeeeek!" haha, classic SP. I'm sending this from Shanghai, China. im happy to say southparkstudios.com is not one of the blacklisted websites that get filtered in this part of world. therefore i dont have wait until my return to canada to watch my favorite show. i wanted to know which episode Chef explains what periods are through song: "oooooo no, ooooooh no baby, oooooooh no, call me next weeeeeek!" haha, classic SP.: I'm glad to hear there's no China Probrem in Shanghai. And you're pretty dead-on with that song -- it's a delightful number is called "The Menstrual Cycle", and it has to be one of Chef's best sing-a-longs. Listen to it right here; it's from "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" (316).
Friday, May 22, 2009 What's the name of the new houskeeper from the Marsh's, in "Goobacks"? What's the name of the new houskeeper from the Marsh's, in "Goobacks"?: Mrs. Gwakr. It's hard to find good help, but for 10 cents an hour, who can complain.
Friday, May 22, 2009 What is the name of the song that Stan's Grandpa uses to show Stan what it's like to be old? I think it's in the episode "Death". What is the name of the song that Stan's Grandpa uses to show Stan what it's like to be old? I think it's in the episode "Death".: Grandpa's virtual death experience comes courtesy of Enya's song "Orinoco Flow". It's cheesy but lame and eerily soothing at the same time.
Friday, May 22, 2009 Which episode is this? "Richard, Richard! Come fly with me richard" Which episode is this? "Richard, Richard! Come fly with me richard": That's from Season 3's "Tweek vs. Craig", where we meet Mr. Richard Adler, the boy's wood shop teacher. Mr. Adler regularly has day dreams about is lost love, who apparently died a horrific, drawn-out death. You might need some nicotine gum to watch this clip.
Thursday, May 28, 2009 Greetings from Estonia, got to say, I love your show. Anyway, can you please tell me the name of the episode where Cartman was left hanging on a cross by his friends and was there for weeks. when the boys finally remembered, he was skinny as hell. Greetings from Estonia, got to say, I love your show. Anyway, can you please tell me the name of the episode where Cartman was left hanging on a cross by his friends and was there for weeks. when the boys finally remembered, he was skinny as hell.: That happens in "Spontaneous Combustion" (302). Although the boys never quite find the "nerection" they're looking for, we get to see a super-skinny Cartman. He looks a lot like Starvin' Marvin.
Thursday, May 28, 2009 In the episode "Red Mans Greed" who is the little boy with the name Alex on his red sweat shirt? my whole platoon loves u, i watched every episode while being deployed to Iraq... kept me in a good mood. thanks!!! In the episode "Red Mans Greed" who is the little boy with the name Alex on his red sweat shirt? my whole platoon loves u, i watched every episode while being deployed to Iraq... kept me in a good mood. thanks!!!: First off, props to you and your platoon. You're more than welcome. That "Alex" kid in the episode is actually a fan that won a special Season 7 Contest to come on the show and do a guest voice. His name is Alex Glick, and he's a lucky guy.
Thursday, May 28, 2009 Where is the link to all the South Park T-shirts that used to be on the southparkstudios.com home page? Where is the link to all the South Park T-shirts that used to be on the southparkstudios.com home page?: All the shirts and other awesome South Park stuff has a permanent home on www.Zazzle.com/SouthPark. You can click right here to check out all the hella-sweet gear.
Friday, May 29, 2009 So Mr. Garrison came out of the closet, then had a sex change only to become a lesbian and then have a sex change to become a man again...so what does that make him now...gay, straight, bi or something else? BTW, south park is by far the best show on TV. So Mr. Garrison came out of the closet, then had a sex change only to become a lesbian and then have a sex change to become a man again...so what does that make him now...gay, straight, bi or something else? BTW, south park is by far the best show on TV.: A gay fish?
Friday, May 29, 2009 What is the name of the movie that Kurt Russel was in and mentioned in the episode Imaginationland? What is the name of the movie that Kurt Russel was in and mentioned in the episode Imaginationland?: The role Kurt Russell plays in Imaginationland is a parody of his character from "Stargate". But I'm proud to say that what the Woodland Critters did to Kurt Russell was all South Park.
Friday, May 29, 2009 What episode does Kenny take his hood off? I think I've seen it, I'm not sure. theres so many episodes What episode does Kenny take his hood off? I think I've seen it, I'm not sure. theres so many episodes: Sooo many episodes, sooo little time. Kenny takes off his hood and reveals his face in the Feature Film South Park : Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. That's probably what you're brain's stuck on. To date, there's no full-frontal Kenny-age in any South Park episodes. You might catch a glimpse of him with his hood a off a few times, like in "The Losing Edge" (905).
Friday, May 29, 2009 Do you really reply to every single question asked on here? Do you really reply to every single question asked on here?: Unfortunately, we don't. There are thousands of questions that come in every day and we do our best to answer as many as we can. So if you're question doesn't get answered, don't feel down. We still love you bay-bay.