South Park: Die Hippie, Die

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

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  South Park: Die Hippie, Die
  
  Original Air Date: 03.16.2005
  
  Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
  
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  Original Air Date: 10.19.2005
  
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  Original Air Date: 10.26.2005
  
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  Original Air Date: 11.02.2005
  
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  Original Air Date: 11.09.2005
  
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  Original Air Date: 11.16.2005
  
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  Original Air Date: 11.30.2005
  
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  Original Air Date: 12.07.2005
  
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South Park: Die Hippie, Die

Original Air Date: 03.16.2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

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nall *902* Die Hippie, Die Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. Reply
ruler Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die One of the best episodes of South Park. Reply
pmn1990 Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die That episode is so funny. When theyre all in the basement and he throws a joint down LMAO. funny shit Reply
drumhead Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This is the funniest south park so far.. Reply
Tom_SF Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die Finally a good episode. We need more Cartmans to get rid of hippies worldwide...(at least on the West Coast). Reply
smokingplatypus Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This is the greatest episode, and I love how it depicts the irony that the hippies whine and complain about the corporations bleeding the world, as if they are the true evils making society and mankind worse off; when in actuality, one thing thing that is destroying mankind is it's apathy to accomplish things and move forward (aka being a hippie).

suck it hippies, that is if you hold a train of thought long enough to finish reading this brief post lol Reply
SchefSalad Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die Woah, woah ,woah douche. Leave the hippies alone. Im sure whatever "genre" you fall under is no better. Plus if i'm not mistaken and not to blow their cover Matt and Trey may have secret identities. You notice in this episode Stan says "Look at OURSELVES." when hes addressing the crowd. Now to me that would mean that they're including themselves in the judgement. So what you may not know may be hippie. Reply
JosephMcCarthy Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die One of my favourite Episodes. This is one of the episodes I use to brainwash friends who normaly don`t like SP Reply
Anonymous Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die Finally a good episode. We need more Cartmans to get rid of hippies worldwide...(at least on the West Coast).

I agree. There is nothing more to say! I agree. Reply
wyattyhutton Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die die hippie! grr Reply
JohnHorn Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die kill the hippies?— cartmans gone insane. Reply
superiorsavior Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This'd be so much funnier if there were actual hippies alive nowdays, though it was pretty funny. Reply
GrandTheftAutoHater Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die I liked the ending because Cartman downloaded an encryption disk and played Death Metal! The sound of "Raining Blood," the Hippie's reactions and dispersions, it was all better than Trapped in the Closet can ever hope to be! This episode gets a 880/1000. Reply
dsueme Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die Just as "Return of the Lord of the Rings" is a movie reference, so is this episode. It is just a bit more subtle. Which movie? Actually, there is a choice of two very similar movies. Reply
Pip Tweek Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die I really liked this one; one of my favorites of Season 9. One of my favorite lines from this one:

Hippie: Can't you imagine a place where people are provided with goods and services in exchange for their goods and services?

Kyle: Yeah, it's called a "town."

Cartman's determination and seriousness was pretty funny too. Reply
Juventin Solid episode one of the greats 3.8/5 *** episode
this episode defines S P!

Slayer is Thrash not death or black... Reply
randy999 Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die I watched the episode on DVD & on the commentaries Matt & Trey said they planned to use Dog the Bounty hunter on this episode I think they filmed it & everything but took it out last minute. Reply
coreygrant09 Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die one of the best Reply
Samuel89 Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This is an wery good episode, 'couse it's all true. Hippies is an serious problem in all socities. It sould be ilegal to be an hippie.

Go cartman! Reply
butters kenny Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This is an wery good episode, 'couse it's all true. Hippies is an serious problem in all socities. It sould be ilegal to be an hippie.

Go cartman!

I'm showing this to WFM.... Reply
Wii fit man Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This is an wery good episode, 'couse it's all true. Hippies is an serious problem in all socities. It sould be ilegal to be an hippie.

Go cartman!
Aw, you need some fries with your stupid?

Oh wait, you might get them after your sucking of Joseph Mccarthy's cock. Reply
Dedpole Love this episode The hippies were portrayed really good. Reply
garebare omfg this is a gangster episode!!! Reply
wizboy2k Re: *902* Die Hippie, Die This could be one of the greatest episodes ever. Myself being an hippie hating Eric Cartman clone. I have watched this ep. at least 20 times and every time it cracks me the hell up. Reply
anabeg Always Hate Hippies Everyone's smoking grass
Everyone is an ass
Can't you afford to cut your hair?
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South Park: Die Hippie, Die

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

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Original Air Date: 03.09.2005

South Park: Die Hippie, Die

Original Air Date: 03.16.2005

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Original Air Date: 03.23.2005

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Original Air Date: 03.30.2005

South Park: The Losing Edge

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South Park: The Death of Eric Cartman

Original Air Date: 04.13.2005

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Original Air Date: 04.20.2005

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Original Air Date: 10.19.2005

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Original Air Date: 10.26.2005

South Park: Follow That Egg

Original Air Date: 11.02.2005

South Park: Ginger Kids

Original Air Date: 11.09.2005

South Park: Trapped in the Closet

Original Air Date: 11.16.2005

South Park: Free Willzyx

Original Air Date: 11.30.2005

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Original Air Date: 12.07.2005