Cartman Sucks

When another one of Cartman?s practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to ?straighten him out?. Now Butters has to go to a special camp where they ?Pray the Gay Away?

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  Original Air Date: 03.07.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 03.14.2007
  
  When another one of Cartman?s practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to ?straighten him out?. Now Butters has to go to a special camp where they ?Pray the Gay Away?
  
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  Original Air Date: 03.21.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 03.28.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 04.04.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 04.11.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 04.18.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 10.03.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 10.10.2007
  
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  Imaginationland
  
  Original Air Date: 10.17.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 10.24.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 10.31.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 11.07.2007
  
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  Original Air Date: 11.14.2007
  
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Cartman Sucks

Original Air Date: 03.14.2007

When another one of Cartman?s practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to ?straighten him out?. Now Butters has to go to a special camp where they ?Pray the Gay Away?

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nall *1102: Cartman Sucks* SOUTH PARK
TITLE: “CARTMAN SUCKS”
Episode #1102/Air date: March 14, 2007

Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. Reply
Mackey_93 Awesome, can't wait! Reply
MLZS__DA_SP_FAN The video is great, for it's lenght. Reply
Mackey_93 The embed code for your site is:

<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails.swf?permalinkId=v294796tcsyQZTf&id=1168484&player=videodetails&videoAutoPlay=0" width="455" height="438" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer">

Tell me if it doesn't work.

Or use

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m2LKJ3d-rY8"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m2LKJ3d-rY8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Reply
swellman7 Hopefully, we'll get an ep description sometime today. Reply
triplemultiplex Ooh, looks like we've got another episode in the same vein as "The Death of Eric Cartman", "Cartmanland" and "Tsst". Of course that's mere speculation at this point.

Were's Mewster when you need him? Reply
gingerkids I can't get the vid to work. Summarise it for me. Reply
swellman7 I can't get the vid to work. Summarise it for me.

Somebody already did, in this thread:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/bb ... sc&start=0 Reply
albino.black.sheep WOO! Reply
Jay C *watches video for 6-7th time*

Holy shit, I can't fucking wait for this already... Reply
Tweeks_Coffee I'm very confused by this one. Will it be pro or anti Cartman? I definitely can't wait for more info. Reply
iceiwynd Looks like an all four boys episode to me. I'm sure as hell excited. :B More excited than for last week's, and all we have is a clip a few seconds long.

Man, hoping for a summary tonight... I'm sure this'll be great, and hopefully not a rehash. People were expecting a rehash in 1101, but that didn't really happen, so I doubt it will here, too.

Still. So excited. Reply
albino.black.sheep I've only just seen the video. Can anyone say 24 spoof? Reply
BRMBug I've only just seen the video. Can anyone say 24 spoof?
I dunno.

I'm loving your sig by the way. I laugh every time I see it. Reply
albino.black.sheep I'm loving your sig by the way. I laugh every time I see it.

LOL Thanks!! Isn't it amazing what you can do when you're bored at 3am? Reply
Big-Will Were's Mewster when you need him?
Paging Cartman's Top Enemy!
Paging Cartman's Top Enemy! Reply
Cartman_91 He's going to have a field day with this:p Reply
nall BTW, updated the first post in the beginning of the thread with the full episode info card.

Okay, begin speculation on how it all ties together! Reply
randyhart It seems to be an episode where Butters is Tortured and Cartman needs something so a plan can go ahead Reply
dryer_than_a_nuns_c*nt maybe this is one of the offensive episodes they were on about. Given that the title is Cartman "sucks" and Butters goes to some anti-gay camp perhaps some1 makes a rumour that he er did something to butters and now hes being bullied for it. meh i hope not but would make for an interesting story. cant see how it ties in with that clip though unless theres some sort of photograph (shudders). maybe they r forced to hang out while butters parents try out a 3some with liane......aaaaaanyway lookin 4ward to it. Reply
whispywizard i thought it was a gay camp?

not an anti-gay camp

EDIT: whoops, i saw it as pray the gay way!
sorry, my bad Reply
iceiwynd I totally forgot about Haggard.

I'm a little disappointed to have to see Butters in a major role again, and so soon, too, but I'm sure I'll end up loving the episode anyway. Besides, I don't see how it ties together with the preview clip yet, so I'm still hoping for a great plot with the main four boys (or at least Stan and Kyle, since Cartman is going to be in this no matter what and Kenny... well...).

The preview picture really fucking freaks me out, though. Reply
nall CAN BUTTERS "PRAY THE GAY AWAY"?
AN ALL NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERES ON
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL®

NEW YORK, March 12, 2007 -- Butters' dad does what any good father would do if he believed his son was bi-curious in an all-new "South Park" entitled, "Cartman Sucks," premiering on Wednesday, March 14 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

When another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to "straighten him out." While Butters is at a special camp trying to "pray the gay away," Cartman realizes the joke is on him. Reply
albino.black.sheep Thank you, nall! This looks so awesome! I really can see this is gonna be the 24 spoof. There's a conspiracy going on, on Cartman's part, and he's acting like Jack Bauer in the teaser. Reply
BRMBug I wonder if this could mean the end of the "Is Cartman Gay" thread. Reply
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Cartman Sucks

When another one of Cartman?s practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, his dad is determined to ?straighten him out?. Now Butters has to go to a special camp where they ?Pray the Gay Away?

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Original Air Date: 03.07.2007

Cartman Sucks

Original Air Date: 03.14.2007

Lice Capades

Original Air Date: 03.21.2007

The Snuke

Original Air Date: 03.28.2007

Fantastic Easter Special

Original Air Date: 04.04.2007

D-Yikes!

Original Air Date: 04.11.2007

Night of the Living Homeless

Original Air Date: 04.18.2007

Le Petit Tourette

Original Air Date: 10.03.2007

More Crap

Original Air Date: 10.10.2007

Imaginationland

Original Air Date: 10.17.2007

Imaginationland, Episode II

Original Air Date: 10.24.2007

Imaginationland, Episode III

Original Air Date: 10.31.2007

Guitar Queer-O

Original Air Date: 11.07.2007

The List

Original Air Date: 11.14.2007