Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everyone knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

South Park Trey Parker Matt Stone

Seasons:

Random Episode

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
1. Watch This Episode
  
  Tonsil Trouble
  
  Original Air Date: 03.12.2008
  
  After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
  
  cancer
  AIDS
  Cartman
  Kyle
  Magic Johnson
  Jimmy Buffett
  money
  celebrities
2. Watch This Episode
  
  Britney's New Look
  
  Original Air Date: 03.19.2008
  
  When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
  
  Stan
  Kyle
  Cartman
  Butters
  Britney Spears
  celebrities
  poop & pee
3. Watch This Episode
  
  Major Boobage
  
  Original Air Date: 03.26.2008
  
  In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
  
  breasts
  Kenny
  heavy metal
  cats & cats
  parody
  Major Boobage
  Stan
  Kyle
  Mr. Kitty
  Gerald Broflovski
  Cheesing
4. Watch This Episode
  
  Canada on Strike
  
  Original Air Date: 04.02.2008
  
  The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
  
  Stephen Abootman
  Canada
  Internet
  Butters
  songs
  on strike
5. Watch This Episode
  
  Eek, A Penis!
  
  Original Air Date: 04.09.2008
  
  While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
  
  Mrs. Garrison
  Mr. Garrison
  penises
  Cartman
  Garrison
  Denver Schools
6. Watch This Episode
  
  Over Logging
  
  Original Air Date: 04.16.2008
  
  No one in South Park has internet and there's no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.
  
  Randy Marsh
  literary references
  Internet
  California
  masturbation
  Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  porn
  technology
7. Watch This Episode
  
  Super Fun Time
  
  Original Air Date: 04.23.2008
  
  While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
  
  Cartman
  Butters
  Pioneer Village
  Colorado
8. Watch This Episode
  
  The China Probrem
  
  Original Air Date: 10.08.2008
  
  After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
  
  China
  Chinese
  Olympics
  Cartman
  Kyle
  Butters
  costumes
  movies
  Stan
  P.F. Chang's
  American Liberation Front
9. Now Playing
  
  Breast Cancer Show Ever
  
  Original Air Date: 10.15.2008
  
  Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everyone knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
  
  Cartman
  Wendy
  fights
  cancer
  parody
10. Watch This Episode
  
  Pandemic
  
  Original Air Date: 10.22.2008
  
  The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
  
  Stan
  Kyle
  Cartman
  Kenny
  Craig
  Peru
  Peruvian Flute Band
11. Watch This Episode
  
  Pandemic 2: The Startling
  
  Original Air Date: 10.29.2008
  
  The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
  
  Stan
  Kyle
  Cartman
  Kenny
  Craig
  Peruvian Flute Band
  Peru
  Guinea Saurus Rex
  pirates
  security
  military
  Shelly
  Randy Marsh
12. Watch This Episode
  
  About Last Night...
  
  Original Air Date: 11.05.2008
  
  While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.
  
  Barack Obama
  White House
  President
  John McCain
  elections
13. Watch This Episode
  
  Elementary School Musical
  
  Original Air Date: 11.12.2008
  
  Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
  
  Stan
  Kyle
  Kenny
  Cartman
  Wendy
  musicals
  Butters
  Scott Malkinson
  Bridon
  Bebe
14. Watch This Episode
  
  The Ungroundable
  
  Original Air Date: 11.19.2008
  
  Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
  
  Butters
  Goth Kids
  vampires
  Cartman
  Vampire Kids
  Mrs. Stotch
  Mr. Stotch
  shopping
  grounded
Now Playing
Breast Cancer Show Ever

Original Air Date: 10.15.2008

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everyone knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

Cartman
Wendy
fights
cancer
parody
13
14
15
16
17

Discuss This Episode: Breast Cancer Show Ever

Comments
comment
nall *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion About to air on the east coast.

As always, this episode will be available in a few hours here. Reply
triplemultiplex Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Ah, the real Eric Cartman shows himself; a whiny little bitch that has to beg a girl not to fight him.

And when that didn't work, now he's going around begging people to get him out of his ass kicking. Stan's only the first one he asks; just watch. Reply
Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion it better be....

LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!!

Reply
TSK351 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion my god. He threw up his fucking underwear talking to stan. I damn near pissed myself. This is great. Reply
KennyMcCookie Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion This episode is awesome. Way better than last week. I love the part when they called the goth kids, emo. One of the best of the season. Reply
superiorsavior Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion The goth kids are back? GothYAY Reply
Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion I smell a big fight...

Cartman v. BEBE!! Reply
vavavoom Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion So was everyone right? Does Stan play a big part in this show? Reply
triplemultiplex Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Heh, nice to see Mr. Mackey and the goth kids make a season 12 appearance.

Ooh, I hate you so much Eric Cartman! They had better not be setting us up for Wendy losing in act 3. I fear I will not be able to contain the rage

Seriously, though, I might break something. Reply
Delilah Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion XDDD That was awesome. Cartman crapping on Garrison's desk was HILARIOUS. And the goth kids are back! Yay! Reply
Michaeloptv Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion South Park is Back!!

That was awesome!

*besides the ending maybe being a little weak with the 'you still think I'm cool' part, this has to be up there with all the favorites.

9.5/10

-Cartman Underwear
-Cartman Pooping on Garisson's desk
-Wendy's rage
-and Principal Victoria OMG. Reply
TSK351 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Heh, nice to see Mr. Mackey and the goth kids make a season 12 appearance.

Ooh, I hate you so much Eric Cartman! They had better not be setting us up for Wendy losing in act 3. I fear I will not be able to contain the rage

Seriously, though, I might break something.

you hate cartman?! How can you hate the Great Eric Cartman? I love him! so much hate! Reply
HAcoreRD Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion REDEMPTION!

Thank you, matt/trey!

Thank you, Wendy!

10/10 Reply
UltimaXIV Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Hahaha,Cartman got owned.

That was an awesome episode budday Reply
Hayley B Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Hahaha!

Kudos to Principial Victoria! Reply
SirKerrek Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion After an okay opener to the second half of season 12 (okay for me deal-breaking to some), I was wary but of course, excited. Thank you South Park for pulling through. This episode was outstanding.

From the whole cool kid gangsta act that Cartman had going on, to Wendy finally getting some much-needed attention, absoulute win. And the payoff! Cartman getting the sh*t beat out of him by the craziest Wendy has been since "Tom's Rhinoplasy" in Season 1... best/most epic South Park moment of this season so far.

*sigh* So, basically what I'm saying is that it was really good. And this proves that they don't have to get too complex with their stories to do great work.

10/10 Reply
triplemultiplex Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Oh, sweet Jesus, I think I just came!

Principle Victoria; greatest speech ever!

Wendy is the greatest person alive! This was a long time coming, and you were the perfect character to deliver that well-earned ass beating.

And after the beat down, "We never liked you." "Our opinion of you couldn't get any lower." Just icing on the world's greatest cake.

Thank you Matt & Trey for giving me something I've wanted from South Park for many years now. If you guys want to quit the show tomorrow, go right ahead, because you'll never be able to top this cadillac episode. Reply
KAMfan Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Wow Cartman=cancer

I really liked this one...I'm glad there was an actual fight scene and that Cartman didn't go down on the first punch like he sometimes does...oh, and Wendy looks awesome with her hair up Reply
TSK351 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion was hoping for cartman to pull a knife and cut that hoe. oh well. I guess reality isn't funny or wendy would be in the kitchen where se should be. Reply
HAcoreRD Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion can't believe Rebecca called the goth's emo.

Pros:
Cartman eating underwear was gold

Wendy's rage. Between this and Kyle's rage in 1201, this season hit Character emotions well

Principle Victoria propelling the fight

Cartman shitting on Garrison's desk

Cartman getting destroyed.

Psycho-Bitch Wendy returned

Cons:

Stan had little/no involvement.

I think i'm satisfied till next week. More Wendy this season please? Reply
montani76 Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion they really need to start making funny episodes again...u can tell what parts the writers thought were gonna be hilarious so they drag them out even more and it just blows....this show died this season Reply
Jake, M'kay? Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Hillarious!
This is why I watch South Park.
Probably the best of the season! Totally redems itself after last week!
10/10! Reply
KennyStanWendyFan Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion Two words: F|_|CK. YES.

10/10 Reply
Flowbie Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
Excellent episode. Cartman crapping on Garrison's
desk was f'n hilarious and Wendy kicking the shit
out of him was so awesome. Loved it. Reply
vavavoom Re: *1209: Breast Cancer Show Ever* Post-Air Discussion So then, once again Stan was hardly involved. Hm. Maybe he'll get some time soon. I'm looking forward to a Stan episode. Then again. from the looks of it this episode sounds hilarious. Reply
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5
6. 6
7. 7
8. 8
9. 9
10. 10
11. 11
12. 12
13. 13
14. 14
15. 15
16. 16
17. 17
18. 18
19. 19

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everyone knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

Tonsil Trouble

Original Air Date: 03.12.2008

Britney's New Look

Original Air Date: 03.19.2008

Major Boobage

Original Air Date: 03.26.2008

Canada on Strike

Original Air Date: 04.02.2008

Eek, A Penis!

Original Air Date: 04.09.2008

Over Logging

Original Air Date: 04.16.2008

Super Fun Time

Original Air Date: 04.23.2008

The China Probrem

Original Air Date: 10.08.2008

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Original Air Date: 10.15.2008

Pandemic

Original Air Date: 10.22.2008

Pandemic 2: The Startling

Original Air Date: 10.29.2008

About Last Night...

Original Air Date: 11.05.2008

Elementary School Musical

Original Air Date: 11.12.2008

The Ungroundable

Original Air Date: 11.19.2008