South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association

South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.

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  South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association
  
  Original Air Date: 05.25.2011
  
  Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.
  
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South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association

Original Air Date: 05.25.2011

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.

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nall *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discussion Now airing on the east coast Reply
GeminiShamrock Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Dude, this is great so far. Reply
kfgg Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Ok this was really really really really good. I cannot believe it. Reply
Jidery Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Maybe I need to get with the times or something, I was confused the whole time. Reply
Niels0827 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss That was hilarious. Loved the whole jab at Slash, and the multiple references Cartman makes on Kyle for being Jewish (Offering him a job as a bookkeeper, suggesting any one of a number of Denny's meals with bacon). I'll give this one a 7/10.

And was it just me, or was Craig's voice a bit different? Reply
Kekira Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss That episode ROCKED! Reply
Ex1lepr0 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Words cannot begin to describe how much I laughed my ass off. This episode will become a classic, I can tell already. Reply
shakejunt420 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss It seems like this episode is the spin-off of Bumfights. If you haven't seen bumfights, its basically these teenagers in Las Vegas who incite homeless people to fight for money, alcohol, etc. I think Bumfights is immoral, but if taken the right way its funny as fuck and no one should give a fuck if they put homeless people to work for money. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryADopmzdc0 thats the link to part one of the first bumfights video. its illegal in some countries and no retailer sells it anymore. Check it out if you wanna see some really funny but fucked up, real shit. BFK4LIFE Reply
kingcoot Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss This reminds me when I found out at age 8, not about Slash though. Reply
lukehalpert Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Best episode of the season. The NCAA stuff was so spot on. Brilliant. The Slash/Santa thing was kind of out of the blue but funny, especially at the end. One of the classic episodes for sure. Reply
nwt000 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss 8.6/10 What a great shot at the NCAA and the big dicks at EA Sports, who absolutely do not deserve the Madden NFL and NCAA Football licenses. I thought the whole scene with Kyle acting like Fatass was fantastic. I like that Craig and Clyde got somewhat of a subplot and how Slash (the guitarist for Guns N' Roses) was a symbol for Santa Claus. I hope the slash fangirls learn that slash (the subfandom) is not real. Was Kenny even in this one? Overall, this was pretty damn good. P.S., I guess Stan will sleep without his hat from here on out, just like I hope Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, and Craig soon join them. Reply
kfgg Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I swear there were a whole bunch of "double meanings" in there. I won't go into further detail.

Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Butters singing it) all the "shit" was unbleeped yet again.

Cartman pronounced "poutine" wrong Reply
IHeartKennyMcCormick Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I loved it! ONE QUESTION!

Stan says "You guys are TEN..."

Last time I remember they mentioned their age.. they were NINE... Reply
Ex1lepr0 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I loved it! ONE QUESTION!

Stan says "You guys are TEN..."

Last time I remember they mentioned their age.. they were NINE...

That's right! they've finally gained another year! It was only a matter of time... Reply
IHeartKennyMcCormick Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I loved it! ONE QUESTION!

Stan says "You guys are TEN..."

Last time I remember they mentioned their age.. they were NINE...

That's right! they've finally gained another year! It was only a matter of time...

I'm actullly glad they did! W00t! Are we gonna get a Fifth Grad episode? Reply
thehardlyboys Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I swear there were a whole bunch of "double meanings" in there. I won't go into further detail.

Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Butters singing it) all the "sh*t" was unbleeped yet again.

Cartman pronounced "poutine" wrong
putain means whore, fuck, bitch in french. it is the all around general curse word.
I didn't love this episode, it was just ok. The Slash part wasn't really funny, the crack baby part was.
"As EA Sports says, 'Get the fuck out.'"
Plenty of funny lines but when Kyle kept talking to Stan about the ethics of CBAA, it wasn't really funny. Just stupid. I don't know. It was just pretty good.
6.5/10
I base this rating off of other episodes. I would rate TMI 8/10 and Medicinal Fried Chicken 10/10, so this episode was just alright. Reply
Niels0827 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I loved it! ONE QUESTION!

Stan says "You guys are TEN..."

Last time I remember they mentioned their age.. they were NINE...

That's right! they've finally gained another year! It was only a matter of time...

I'm actullly glad they did! W00t! Are we gonna get a Fifth Grad episode?

Oh god, I sure hope not. Keep the characters the way they are, without looking different. Last I checked, 5th graders were significantly taller than 4th graders.

But then, when they went from 3rd grade to 4th grade, nothing changed, and in the episode "4th grade", they picked on a 3rd grader who was smaller than they were. Reply
Hydroleaf Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I felt like this episode was all over the place... Still liked it, though. I think I need to rewatch before saying opinions; when I watch a new South Park episode, I sometimes get in tension mode, so I get all judgemental and impatient and excited.... Reply
IHeartKennyMcCormick Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Oh god, I sure hope not. Keep the characters the way they are, without looking different. Last I checked, 5th graders were significantly taller than 4th graders./quote]

Oh, I hope they don't change they way they look... I just think it would be cool if they got bumped up another grade XD Reply
cannibalisa Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!

On a scale of 1-10, this episode goes to 11. It was random and absurd and silly and the comic timing was perfection!! I loved all of the silent moments. If cartoon characters could win acting awards, Stan would totally deserve an Emmy for his performance this week!! Reply
neocarleen Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Slash was in South Park before.
He was the guitarist on stage with Randy Marsh's band in the episode "I'm a Little Bit Country". Reply
Shannon30 Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I felt like this episode was all over the place... Still liked it, though. I think I need to rewatch before saying opinions; when I watch a new South Park episode, I sometimes get in tension mode, so I get all judgemental and impatient and excited....

yea, i feel the same way right now. Reply
nall Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Slash was in South Park before.
He was the guitarist on stage with Randy Marsh's band in the episode "I'm a Little Bit Country".
....Or was that one of their parents?! Reply
JDEDJR Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss I loved it! ONE QUESTION!

I'm actullly glad they did! (age the characters a year) W00t! Are we gonna get a Fifth Grad episode?

Oh god, I sure hope not. Keep the characters the way they are, without looking different. Last I checked, 5th graders were significantly taller than 4th graders.

But then, when they went from 3rd grade to 4th grade, nothing changed, and in the episode "4th grade", they picked on a 3rd grader who was smaller than they were.

It's all relative, I mean, they do get taller it is just that everyone around them is of a different size, they stay the same height as is proportionate to each other 4th graders and adults; not necessarily the children of a different grade . As is referenced in the episode "T.M.I.," they have actually grown a few inches.

To agree with you, though, having the children be fifth graders would take away some of the "Childhood innocence" aspects of the show. Where I live fifth grade is considered middle school. It would lose a lot of the irony, make the jokes about ignorance of the world and sexual matters less believable, except for Butters, of course, as he, I'm sure, will sing to "Mr. Wiener" well into his thirties. Reply
JDEDJR Re: *1505: Crack Baby Athletic Association* Post-Air Discuss Slash was in South Park before.
He was the guitarist on stage with Randy Marsh's band in the episode "I'm a Little Bit Country".
....Or was that one of their parents?!
You just blew my mind, dude. Reply
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South Park: Crack Baby Athletic Association

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.

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