Episode Guide A Million Little Fibers

The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program. Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah’s support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he’s caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie’s old habits start to look might appealing.

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A Million Little Fibers

Episode 1005 (Original Air Date: Apr 19, 2006)

Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah’s support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he’s caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie’s old habits start to look might appealing.

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  1. Play Clip 01:38

    Towelie the Waiter

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.

    Tags: Drugs, Towelie, P.F. Chang's

  2. Play Clip 02:09

    Towelie the Writer

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.

    Tags: Towelie, Drugs

  3. Play Clip 02:54

    Towelie Goes on Oprah

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie's memoir is published once he pretends he's a person, not a towel. He goes on "Oprah."

    Tags: Towelie, Oprah, Drugs

  4. Play Clip 01:33

    Minge-y's Plot

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah's minge and asshole decide to try to expose Towelie as a fraud.

    Tags: Oprah Winfrey, John Travolta, Minge, Asshole

  5. Play Clip 01:41

    Geraldo Gets A Call

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.

    Tags: Geraldo Rivera, Oprah Winfrey, Minge, Asshole

  6. Play Clip 01:41

    High on Larry King Live

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."

    Tags: Larry King, Towelie, Geraldo Rivera, Racism, Oprah, High, Minge, Asshole

  7. Play Clip 01:22

    Getting High Before Oprah

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.

    Tags: Towelie, Racism, Oprah, Drugs

  8. Play Clip 02:10

    Oprah Turns on Towelie

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah turns her audience into a lynch mob and chases Towelie off the set.

    Tags: Oprah, Towelie, Minge, Asshole, Angry Mob, Torches

  9. Play Clip 02:00

    Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah's minge holds her audience hostage.

    Tags: Towelie, Oprah, Minge, Asshole, Gun

  10. Play Clip 03:56

    Towelie the Hero

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.

    Tags: Media, Geraldo Rivera, Oprah, Towelie, Minge, Asshole, Gary