A Million Little Fibers
Episode 1005 (Original Air Date: 2006-04-19)
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah’s support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their lives around. However, when he’s caught in a lie by the grand dame of daytime television, Towelie’s old habits start to look might appealing.
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01:38
Towelie the Waiter
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
When he gets fired from his job at PF Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
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02:09
Towelie the Writer
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book ...
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02:54
Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
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02:10
Oprah Turns on Towelie
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
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03:56
Towelie the Hero
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
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01:41
High on Larry King Live
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
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01:41
Geraldo Gets A Call
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
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01:22
Getting High Before Oprah
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
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01:33
Minge-y's Plot
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
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02:00
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
Season 10: A Million Little Fibers
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
