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Go God Go

Episode 1012 (Original Air Date: 2006-11-01)

Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially from Ms. Garrison who has to teach it. Eric Cartman can't be bothered with what's going on in class. He's busy manipulating his own personal time-line to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.

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  1. Play Clip 01:30

    Atheists Plan To Go To War

    Season 10: Go God Go XII

    Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.

    Tags: Buck Rogers, United Atheist Alliance, Allied Atheist Alliance, Otters, Shveck, United Atheist League, Richard Dawkins, Garrison

  2. Play Clip 01:33

    Dawkins Bangs Garrison

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Mrs. Garrison agrees to become an atheist on her date. They go back to Mrs. Garrison's house for dessert and bang.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Richard Dawkins, Date, Atheist, Outspoken, God, Spaghetti Monster, Bang, Monkey Hole

  3. Play Clip 01:07

    Your Intellect and My Balls

    Season 10: Go God Go

    With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. Richard then motorboats Garrison.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Richard Dawkins, Bed, Balls, Atheism, No Religion, Intellect, beautiful breasts

  4. Play Clip 00:45

    Retard Alert

    Season 10: Go God Go

    When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.

    Tags: Richard Dawkins, Mrs. Garrison, Evolution, Atheism, Stan, Kenny, Dunce Chair, Retard

  5. Play Clip 01:21

    Kill the Wise One!

    Season 10: Go God Go XII

    With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.

    Tags: future, 2546, Buck Rogers, Allied Atheist Alliance, Otters, Wise One, Richard Dawkins, Ms. Garrison, kill, Science

  6. Play Clip 02:04

    Unfrozen for a Reason

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Cartman doesn't care about atheism or war, He just wants a Wii.

    Tags: Cartman, future, Shpeck, Atheist, Unified Atheist League, United Atheist Alliance, Science, Wii, Nintendo

  7. Play Clip 00:53

    Dawning of the Sea Otters

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cart man's life is threatened by the head sea otter.

    Tags: Cartman, Allied Atheist Allegiance, Time-Child, Sea Otters, future, United Atheist Alliance, Science, Wii, Nintendo, Time Child

  8. Play Clip 01:24

    A Woman with Fire

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Principal Victoria decides to ban Mrs. Garrison from the classroom but Richard Dawkins protests. Then, he asks Garrison out.

    Tags: Garrison, Richard Dawkins, principal victoria, Classroom, Admire, Date, Sex Change

  9. Play Clip 01:14

    Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Cart man's mom drags him away from the game store and tells him to go to bed, but Cartman can't sleep.

    Tags: Cartman, Mrs. Cartman, Nintendo, South Park Mall, Wii, EV Games

  10. Play Clip 00:52

    Laser 7 Output

    Season 10: Go God Go XII

    Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.

    Tags: future, 2546, Buck Rogers, Cartman, Repair Man, Nintendo, Wii, Float Screen, Input, Output, K-10, TC

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