Go God Go XII
Episode 1013 (Original Air Date: 2006-11-08)
In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future -- and now he's stuck there. The future is a tumultuous place with warring factions, angry sea otters and no Nintendo. Will Cartman find a way back to his own time?
Results
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Atheists Plan To Go To War
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Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
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Kill the Wise One!
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With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
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Laser 7 Output
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Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
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Museum of Technology
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The otters escort Cartman to the old museum of technology so he can finally retrieve the Nintendo Wii he's waited so long to get.
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Cartman Calls Himself
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Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
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Future Cartman Yells At Butters
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Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
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Sex Change Operation?
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Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
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Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro
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Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later ...
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Crank Prank Time Phone
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Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
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Atheist War
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All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.

