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"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

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Death

Episode 106 (Original Air Date: Sep 17, 1997)

"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

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    Death Appears

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    The plan to kill Grandpa gets botched by Death.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, grandpa, Officer Barbrady, the Grim Reaper, Death

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    Death of Chef

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    Chef dies a gruesome death.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Chef, Super Adventure Club, Death, molestation

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    Accidental Death

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    The kindergarteners have special effects.

    Tags: Bebe, Play, Timmy, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Thanksgiving, Butters, Geoffrey Maynard, Gobbles, Helen Keller

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    Death by Tampon

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Club, Tampon, Backstreet Boys, New Year's Eve, Doctor, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Dad

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    The Pink Scrapbook of Death

    Season 8: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

    Butters discovers Paris Hilton's grim history with pets.

    Tags: Butters, Coal Mining, Paris Hilton, Mr. Biggles, grounded, Money, Butters' Dad, Butters' Mom, suicide, Polaroid, Scrapbook, Seppuku

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    The Death of Veronica Crabtree

    Season 8: Cartman's Incredible Gift

    Kyle jumps off his roof so that people will listen to what he says.

    Tags: Mrs. Crabtree, Kenny, Stan, Timmy, Jimmy, Butters, Clyde, Craig, Kyle, token, police, Christopher Walken, The Dead Zone

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    Death by Wiffle Bat

    Season 7: Toilet Paper

    Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a Wiffle ball bat.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, TPed, Boat ride, cement block, chain, Wiffle Bat, Godfather 2

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    Reflecting Pool of Death

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    The Blainetologists begin their mass suicide in Washington, D.C.

    Tags: Washington D.C., David Blaine, Mass Suicide, Lincoln Memorial, White House, Cartman, Kyle, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Blaintology, That's My Bush, Plastic Bubble

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