Episode Guide Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Episode 110 (Original Air Date: Dec 17, 1997)

South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.

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  1. Play Clip 02:46

    A Jew on Christmas

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.

    Tags: Cartman, Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Wendy, Officer Barbrady, Christmas Snow, Santa Claus, Fiber, Jewish, Song

  2. Play Clip 02:18

    Dress Rehearsal

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.

    Tags: Stan, kyle's mom, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Garrison, Mr. Hankey, Nativity, Jewish, Christmas, Hanukah

  3. Play Clip 01:56

    Non-offensive Christmas Icon

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.

    Tags: the mayor, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Garrison, Priest Maxi, Jimbo, Nativity Scene, Jewish Community, Santa, Frosty, Mr. Hankey

  4. Play Clip 00:42

    Repeat After Me

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.

    Tags: Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Kyle, Ike, Imaginary Friends, Mr. Hankey, Dreidel

  5. Play Clip 01:09

    Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Hankey, Howdy Ho, Noel, Christmas Song, Kyle's dad, Mirror

  6. Play Clip 00:34

    We'll Show Them

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Hankey, Spirit of Christmas, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Socks

  7. Play Clip 01:33

    Dance Damn You!

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.

    Tags: Mayor, Cartman, Christmas, Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000, Mistletoe, Jewish Tradition

  8. Play Clip 01:31

    Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.

    Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mr. Hankey, Christmas, kyle's mom, Christmas Play, Jesus, Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song

  9. Play Clip 01:19

    Acute Fecalphelia

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Kyle, Mr. Hankey, Fecalpheliac, Jewish, Mookie Stinks, Christmas, Prozac

  10. Play Clip 00:55

    Offensively Non-Offensive

    Season 1: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    Kyle is committed to a mental institution for being a clinically depressed fecalfeliac.

    Tags: Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Epilepsy, Mr. Mackey, Fecalfeliac, Mental Institution