Tweek Vs. Craig
Episode 304 (Original Air Date: 1999-06-23)
The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.
Results
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Parents Are No Help
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
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How Do You Fight?
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
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Hospital Fight
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
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Fight Announcement
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
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Starting a Fight
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.
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The Fight Begins
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
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Shop Class
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
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But Red Racer's On
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
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Mr. Adler Set Free
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
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Sumo Lessons
Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.

