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1. 02:06

   A Present From Deep Inside of You

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Poo, Santa Claus, Christmas Song, Song, reindeer, 10 Holiday Songs, Kids, Snowman, Postman

2. 02:19

   Merry F&*#ing Christmas

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas.".

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Garrison, Song, Christmas, class, cultural, Merry Fucking Christmas, racist, international, India, Middle East, Japan, cake, Mr. Hat

3. 02:08

   Time To Go Mr. Hankey

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Poo, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Killed Kenny, John F. Kennedy, Finale, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Hitler, News 2 WSBK, Star Wars

4. 02:08

   Christmas Tree & Pie

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Jesus Christ, Cartman, Song, Birth of Jesus, O Holy Night, Pie, tree, thank you Jesus, camel

5. 03:24

   Hitler Sings

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Hell, Satan, Christmas, Postman, Santa, reindeer, Christmas Tree, Jeffrey Dahmer, Genghis Kahn, Andy Dick, Hitler

6. 03:37

   Santa and Jesus

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage ...

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Santa, Jesus Christ, Poo, Joy to the World, Away in the Manger, Super-fantastic, Rio, Duran Duran, Let it Snow

7. 04:16

   Mackey of the Bells

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.

   Tags: Mr. Mackey, Song, Christmas Song, bells, Carol of the Bells, ding-dong, chorus, multiply, WSBK News 2

8. 03:16

   Hanukkah

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.

   Tags: Mr. Hankey, Hanukkah, Ike, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, kyle's mom, Gerald Broflovski, Sheila broflovski, Postman, Santa, reindeer, Courtney Cox

9. 01:12

   Shut Up, Turds!

   Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

   Shelly tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.

   Tags: Shelly, Stan, Kyle, I Saw Three Ships, retainer, lisp, News 2 WSBK, Star Wars

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